We've talked about Romanian tennis sensation, Simona Halep. Not for her tennis talent, but for her other...umm...talents. But she says she wants to play tennis better and her breasts were getting in the way. So, she gave her girls the chop and the world is worse for it, as she went from a 34DD to a 34C!
The KLAQ Morning Show had the opportunity to have reality/porn star Mary Carey live in the studio today. Mary is in town to promote her appearance at the Red Parrot this weekend.
The KLAQ Morning Show raft might not have won any style points, but Super Mario, Buzz and Mando were there at the beginning...and they were there at the end. Take a look at their raft and tell us that's not a win. Thanks, Super!
Okay, so you read the headline and you're thinking: mutually exclusive terms. German women's soccer and Playboy? Holy pit hair, Batman! In the name of all that is Hefner, they wouldn't, would they? Even German Playboy?
Then you see the pictures.
God bless our digitally-savvy-but-twisted age...
It's all done. New York Rep. Anthony Weiner has admitted that the picture on his Twitter feed was his all along. If Congress ever does a beefcake calendar like the firemen, you know New York Rep. Anthony Weiner is ready. Take a look here at some Congressional beefcake, thanks to biggovernment.com. Weiner obviously prides himself on his body. We'll let you guess which parts.
U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner is just inches away from a full-blown...scandal.
It came out over the weekend that a picture of the some guy's junk was uploaded on the front page of Weiner's website. Weiner claims the pic was inserted by a hacker, but was then forced to withdraw after admitting he wasn't completely sure that the picture wasn't him.
Once again, to protect the identity of Arnold Schwarzenegger's lovechild the media has blurred out the boy's face in this picture, taken from the boys' MySpace account. Once again, his hair, his face (if you've seen the unedited pics) all lead you to wonder how Maria Shriver didn't know this was Arnie's kid from the beginning! So, once again, we decided to, um...help.
The "Macho Man" Randy Savage died last Friday when he had a heart attack while he was driving and that caused him to lose control of his car and crash into a tree.
Hey, did you know May is Motorcycle Awareness Month? KLAQ is running plenty of public service announcements to let you know. And, really, why wouldn't you want to be aware of MORONS LIKE THIS?!
I was watching "Avatar" on HBO the other night and something occured to me.
Is it just me or was anybody else cheering for the humans?
I mean, we didn't travel all those light years to Pandora just to jack with the natives
Amy Fisher who used to be known as the"Long Island Lolita," stopped by the KLAQ studios to promote her appearance at the Red Parrrot.
