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Worst Rock and Roll Tattoos Ever (with my snide comments)

You may know how I feel about tattoos.  Sure, they look cool now. But that "Nickleback Forever" is going to be about as rockin' in 10 years as a "Hootie rules" tat would look today.

And if you have somehow avoided body art this long, for God's Sake do not, repeat, DO NOT finally give in now

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Google Earth
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Does EP Need a Soccer Complex? Yes — More Than a Baseball Stadium [OPINION]

The Paso del Norte Group's hand-picked sports consultant seems to see it. El Paso native Omar Salgado being picked first in Major League Soccer's draft last year supports it. And if we have the gonads to put votes and money on th

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Is She Hot Or Not? The Columbian Prostitute Pictures [PHOTO]

Here are the pictures of the Columbian prostitute that caused the Secret Service controversy. Do you think she's hot?

 

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Steelers Introduce New Strategy: Incapacitate Opponents With Fits of Laughter at Our Stupid Retro Jerseys

Pictured at left is Isaac Redman. Mr. Redman is a very gifted running back for the Pittsburgh Steelers professional football franchise.

I do not know what team rule he broke or which team executive's wife he had sex with that warranted him being chosen as the first to wear the new Steeler throw-back uniform

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Petrino Tempted Karma with Bold, Bad Behavior [OPINION]

If, for some stupid reason, you ever start thinking you've grown too big for karma to reach her arms around you and your reputation, think again, long and hard, and remember the name Bobby Petrino.

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New Game: “The F**k’s Up With This Picture?”

OK, this could be a fun, on-going feature.  I'll give you bizarre picture that would seemingly have no rational explanation whatsoever.   See if you can guess "The f*&#'s going on in this picture.

Today's is a doozy. No cheating, now...

 

Okay, give it a shot. What the f&*%'s going on in this picture?  Oh, and whatever you decide to guess is not going to be as fucked up as the real answer. Click on the jump for the explanation....

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And why is Will Ferrel doing the King Tut dance?!?
And why is Will Ferrel doing the King Tut dance?!?
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RHCP’s to Hold Free Concert fo…whoaaa! What the @#*! is up with Flea in this Picture?!?!?

This post was meant to be about a free show the Red Hot Chili Peppers are putting on for Obama volunteers. And, you can still read all about that here.

The thing that caught my attention was Flea, though.

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KLAQ Morning Show Twitter follower @secrC
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More Sunland Park Fun from Our Listeners [PHOTOshop]

Sunland Park politics have made for some hilarious unintended comedy, and with the news that mayor-elect Daniel Salinas might not get to be mayor -- oh, those pesky restraining orders! -- the comic hits just keep coming.

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A Slice of El Paso’s Past: The Smeltertown Cemetery at Sunset [PHOTOS]

Took a walk to the Smeltertown Cemetery at sunset the other day. You barely notice the place sitting behind a hill just west of I-10 and just south of Executive Center. But if you do, it's striking

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Wikimedia Commons
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KLAQ Morning Show Best-Of Fun: The Fall King [AUDIO]

We're having a great time exploring some of the interviews, jokes, bits and more from the KLAQ li'bary while Buzz, Teresa and Monster are on vacation. I've promised to play a handful of some of the best tracks from Best of the Morning Show CDs past, too, and replaying some of the old stuff has folks hankering to hear it again on their own. Here's one of our favorites from Volume 5, "Glazed & Confused":

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Stephanie the Corporate Computer Babe’s SXSW Play-By-Play

I'm now home from Austin after spending several days with Buzz, Teresa and Duke, stalking celebrities and bands and bringing the performances inside our SXSW studio to you in El Paso. It was a whirlwind of a trip, check out my play-by-play of events:
Wednesday, March 14

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Ronald Martinez/Getty Images
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All 68 NCAA Tournament Teams in Under 60 Seconds [AUDIO]

It's tourney time! Get those Bracketbusters picks in, because March is officially Mad, and we have the song to prove it.

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