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Steve Kaplowitz Makes 2 Utterly Insane Points While Discussing the Downtown Ballpark!

While appearing on the KLAQ Morning Show today, Steve Kaplowitz dropped a couple of doozies, even by Kaplowitz standards.

First, he said that "since the Mountain Star Group has pledged to give proceeds to local charities, people who are against the ballpark are really anti-charity"!!

Wow

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‘Born Loser’ El Paso Style – Comic Strips Localized

When, exactly, did newspaper comic strips cease to be funny or amusing in any way?  I haven't so much a chuckled at a comic strip since they quit making "Far Side".  So, I've made it my mission to take comic strips and make them either A.) hilarious, B.) profane, or C.) local.

Today, we're going with local. You can see the original strip here.

Click on the jump to view my improvements.

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Should You Vote? We Want Your Vote! [POLL]

Buzz went off again today on just how much your vote doesn't count, especially in the national elections. Not only does he believe it's useless, he's kind of like an anti-Uncle Sam -- he DOESN'T want you, especially if it took a Hip-Hop star to get you to the polls.

Is Buzz full of it? VOTE, then tell us your opinion on Facebook!

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WTH(eck), El Paso?!? (photo)

I frequently come across photos taken in El Paso that make me say, "What the Heck, El Paso!?!"

About this photo (click "read more" to see), my Facebook friend Jose wrote, "Lol.... I was wondering what the line was for since they had some bad ass rides outside. Lol....

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Ex-OU, Cowboys Coach Barry Switzer on OU-UTEP, Twitter, Charles Haley & Penn State [AUDIO]

The Morning Show had a great -- and wide-ranging -- talk with former Oklahoma and Cowboys head coach Barry Switzer.

One of only two coaches to win both a Vince Lombardi Trophy and a college national championship (Jimmy Johnson was the other), Switzer didn't shy away from controversial subjects

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Vargas taking great care not to appear on camera. Please ignore the multiple pictures of him hanging on the wall in the center of the shot.
Vargas taking great care not to appear on camera. Please ignore the multiple pictures of him hanging on the wall in the center of the shot.
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Why I Lost a Bet To My Boss and Had to Buy Him a Bottle of Tequila

 

I made a bet last week with Program Director Kevin Vargas.  That's him on the left. Little known fact: Kevin Vargas was born with a disability. He is a disembodied hand, like Cousin Itt from the Addams Family.

You're probably wondering what the bet was.

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Miguel Tovar/Getty Images
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An American Original: U.S. Defeats Mexico in Azteca, 1-0…In Soccer [OPINION/PHOTO]

No way it was going to happen Wednesday night. Just no way.

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McKayla is NOT Impressed With El Paso or the KLAQ Morning Show

US gymnast McKayla Maroney was NOT impressed with earning the silver medal in Sunday's Olympics vault competition, as is evidenced by her face at the medal ceremony, which quickly became an Internet meme. Earning silver isn't the only thing McKayla is unimpressed with. McKayla is apparently also NOT impressed with El Paso or the KLAQ Morning Show. Check out what I found leaving the gymnast less than enthused around El Paso:

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50 Shades of Gay: Fernie Reviews Chi-Chis of the Day [VIDEO]

We love Scott's Chi's Chi's of the Day feature. From time to time, we ask Fernie to come in and give his analysis of the photos. He notices things that no other guy would pick up on.

What follows is a mash-up of Fernie (and Stephanie the Corporate Computer Babe's) unlikely (have you ever heard breasts get compared to elephant feet?) comments matched up to the chi-chis we talked about. Click below to see this awesome video!

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The Only Place to See the Deleted Final Scene from “Dark Knight Rises”!!!

I thought "Dark Knight Rises" was great...best in the trilogy, in fact.

I was a little disappointed, though, that we didn't get to see what Joseph Gordon-Levitt's character, John Blake, did after his...out of spoiler sensitivity, let's say....his "unique character arc".

There was a deleted scene that you won't find anywhere else that helps to shed some light...and, maybe, a teaser for a spin-off franchise??

Click to the next page to see what was going to be the final scene of TDKR...

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Nostradumbass: Porn and Bread Crumbs (audio)

What could porn and bread crumbs possibly have in common? Click the jump to go to the next page to listen to this weeks visit from the all-knowing, the all-seeing Sage from the East...the Great Nostradumbass!

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WWE Smackdown In El Paso-Monster’s Photo’s [Gallery]

In front of a packed crowd at the El Paso County Coliseum this past Saturday the WWE presented Smackdown. All the big names were here in El Paso

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