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(AUDIO) What’s the Difference??

Here's a game you can play along at home or at work. It's called "What's the Difference?".  I'll give you two items...people, places, things...and see if you can spot the subtle, sometimes near microscopic differences.

Here are this week's items:

A wife and a gun.

A camouflage condom and a regular condom.

A Jack-in-the-Box and Ellen Degeneres.

And, finally...A public restroom toilet seat and Justin Beiber.

Write down your answers and then click on "read more" to hear the audio and see how you did. Good luck!!

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Spanglish Word Of The Day: Diesel [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is DIESEL.

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(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers

Back to the phones as we continue our mission to make life miserable for telemarketers.

Click on the jump link, below, to hear the audio from our latest installment of "Torturing Telemarketers"....

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Spanglish Word Of The Day: Seizure [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is SEIZURE.

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The Great Nostradumbass-What Do The Moon, The Stars And The Sun Have in Common With Will Smith? [Audio]

Without ever seeing these envelopes, the Great Nostradumbass will divine their contents. Click on the jump link, below, and prepare to be amazed by his uncanny powers of precognition. He will dumbfound us with his eerie psychic skills. The Great Nostradumbass is right this way...

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Spanglish Word Of The Day: Injure [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is INJURE.

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Spanglish Word Of The Day: Wendys [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is WENDYS. 

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Spanglish Word Of The Day: Cologne [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is COLOGNE.

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Morning Show’s Balloonfest Etiquette Guide

In the past week I have received multiple (2) requests to re-play Real El Paso Heroes: Balloonfest Etiquette Breakers.

I'm happy to oblige. So here it is. Listen, enjoy, and hopefully learn a valuable lesson:

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Spanglish Word Of The Day: Baghdad [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is BAGHDAD.

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(AUDIO) Good News / Bad News

Once again, we delve into this weeks news and look at selected stories from more than one angle.

To hear this week's Good News/Bad News click on the jump link, below...

 

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(AUDIO) The Buzz vs. Lauren Prank War Escalates

Here's what's happened in the Buzz vs. Lauren Prank War so far:

Last week, Lauren or one of her henchmen put confetti into the air vents of my car and turned the air conditioner up to high blast. When I started my car, confetti blew everywhere. I thought may a filter or a manufacturers label had gotten shredded and I was considering taking it into the shop. A full day later the truth dawned on me.

Yesterday, I did this to Lauren's car...

How well did this prank work? Why don't I let Lauren tell you. Click below to hear the audio for yourself....

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