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Dirty Monday Night Football: Panthers 24, Patriots 20

A controversial no-call gave the Panthers a 24-20 victory over New England.  Both teams were 7-3 so this was an important game that ended on a penalty flag that was taken back because I guess holding Rob Gronkowski in a bear hug somehow isn't defensive holding.

More importantly, the ESPN broadcast team was in fine form for "Dirty Monday Night Football".  Even sideline reporter Lisa Salters brought brought her A game of things that sound dirty...but aren't!

Follow the link, below, for this week's filthy, filthy audio...

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Nostradumbass 11-14-2013

If you click on the jump link, after this paragraph, you can hear the audio of our most recent visit from that seer or seers, that wise and mystic sage from the East. Listen in now as he astounds us with his uncanny powers of precognition...

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Dirty Monday Night Football: Tampa 22 ‘Fins 19

The dreadful Tampa Bay Suckaneers finally got their first win over the scandal-saturated Dolphins. Listen to this week's audio of things that sounded dirty during MNF...but really weren't.

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Dirty Monday Night Football: Bears vs. Packers

Chicago beat Green Bay last night 27-20 and we have a recap of all the action. This week's Dirty Monday Night Football would get an NC-17 rating if it weren't all taken out of context!

Click the jump link to hear this week's naughty, naughty play-by-play...

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The Great Nostradumbass 10/28/2013

Answer: A Meth-addicted hooker and the KLAQ Haunted House.

To hear the question to this answer, and many others, click on the jump link, below, to listen to the KLAQ MoSho's visit with the Great Nostradumbass...

 

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El Paso’s Worst Week Ever

A fight at a Northeast fast-food establishment. Throat-slashing at a local heavy metal show. Worst of all, the El Paso (shudder) Chihuahua's.

Listen to the report yourself from EPWWE host Fernando Cuevas, below...

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MOSHO Interview with the Real Captain Phillips

Here is the audio of our interview with Richard Phillips who is portrayed by Tom Hanks in the new movie Captain Phillips.

An especially interesting part is the 7 minute mark when Captain Phillips talks about the allegations by some of his crew that instead of being a hero, as portrayed in the movie, he was actually responsible for the hijacking because of his recklessness. You can hear why Captain Phillips thinks they are saying these things about him...

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What Would It Take For You to Go to an NMSU Football Game?

NMSU has had a rough football season so far. Their team is so dreadful they were the only win for the atrocious UTEP Miners so far this season. Then, the president of the university offered prizes to entice students to attend their games.

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Monday Morning Mash-up: Robin Thicke vs. Fred Sanford

Hell's yeah, let's get today's Mash-up on, ya'll...

One was a sit-com dad, the other has a sit-com dad.  One used to haul junk in his trunk, the other likes to rub up against 20 year-olds with no junk in their trunk.  Here is

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Spanglish Word Of The Day: Amateur

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is AMATEUR.

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Meet EP’s Favorite Weather Person Georgina Terrazas!

The winner of KLAQ's "El Paso's Favorite Weatherperson Contest" came to visit the Morning Show. It's Telemundo's Georgina Terrazas!  Georgina received a whopping 28% of the vote in a decisive win.  Many listeners who voted for Georgina mentioned her activity in the community and her charity work as factors that made her El Paso's favorite.

 

I've included a pic we took with Georgina and a portion of the interview we did with her. Do you like Sofia Vergara's accent, guys? Then you'll love Georgina's (pronounced E-Hor-Hee-na, I discovered.)  Photos and the interview by following the link, below...

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Spanglish Word Of The Day: Context

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is CONTEXT.

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