Morning Show Audio

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is ORGASM.

What's the difference between The Super Bowl and the Miss America Pageant? See if you can guess correctly and play along! You can hear the audio from today's "What's the Difference" by clicking on read more, below...

It seemed like all of his feats of pre-cognition had a theme today...The Super Bowl! Listen as the Great Nostradumbass once again amazes us with his uncanny psychic abilities. To hear the audio, click "read more" to jump to the next page...

Time to go spelunking once again into the darkest caverns of illogic and insanity. Let's go spend 1 Minute Inside a Woman's Head as we hear some post-Superbowl musings...

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish.  Today's word is OBESITY.

So, the Internet says there is going to be a severe shortage of Buffalo Wings for the Superbowl. Now, I've learned never to doubt the Internet, but it took a helpful listener to explain why there was a shortage.... But, that didn't answer my other vexing concern.  Are Buffalo Wings made from the tiny little wings and drumsticks of innocent little baby chickens? It took another helpful listener, th

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish.  Today's word is CHICKEN WING.

Prepare to be astounded and mystified. "Astified", if you will. The Great Nostradumbass will, once again, amaze us with his uncanny and borderline mystic powers of precognition. "Jenna Jameson and Lance Armstrong". To hear the audio from our latest visit from The Wise Sage from the east click "read more", below....

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is  DISJOINT. You can listen to the lesson here:  

This one only take about a minutes to listen to. It's crude, yet tasteless...

The Morning Show's own fetal alcohol syndrome survivor, Fernando Cuevas, pulled off another signature goof this morning. The topic was "Skills that Used to be Common but are Becoming Rare". Listen as Fernie learns about libraries while, at the same time, proves that KLAQ should be getting the same tax-incentives that Ready One gets. Click below to hear the audio.....

Time for another True Crime Report.  On Today's report a woman tries to get out of traffic tickets by calling 911, A man is arrested for stealing his ex wife's car, a pregnant woman causes a brawl at a nightclub and a woman tries to get out of a DUI arrest by offering a police officer oral sex.