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A sure sign that a telemarketer is truly tortured is when he tells you , "I've got to get back to work now". To listen to the audio from today's Torturing Telemarketers, click on the READ MORE link, below....

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is JEWEL.

This week, our perilous journey into the darkest corners of the female mind finds Tax Time to be an issue of concern. To hear the audio from this week's "1 Minute Inside a Woman's Head", click on the jump link, below....

"What's wrong with being fat? That's what I want to know." - Jim Morrison Full disclosure, I'm a big fan of the Doors and Jim Morrison. When I was a freshman at Oklahoma Baptist University I was ordered by the R.A. on my dorm floor to stop playing my "The Soft Parade" album because some of the other guys on the hall were getting freaked out by hearing Jim Morrison screaming, &q

This Sunday April 7th, KLAQ invites you to meet Cowboys Wide Receiver Dez Bryant at the ESPN El Paso Sports and Get Fit Expo Sunday at Sunland Park Racetrack and Casino!! The best part is that it FREE to get in! Well today, Dez Bryant was on the KLAQ Morning Show to talk about his appearance at the Sports and Get Fit Expo.

This is the best one we've had in a long, looooong time! "Read More", below, to be taken to the audio...

This is something we played today and I've gotten numerous (2) requests that I post it here. Which I have done. To listen to the audio, click ahead on the READ MORE link, below....

In this feature, I present two items, things or people. See if you can spot the, sometimes subtle, differences as we play "What's the Difference?". Today, Easter Baskets and Kardashians. What's the Difference? Click on the jump link, below, to find out and hear the complete audio....

Time for another lesson in the language of the border....Spanglish.  Today's word is FLUORESCENT.

It looks like this new adaptation of the works of Frank L. Baum is going to be kind of a big deal. Oz, The Great And Powerful opens in El Paso theaters today at 9 p.m. For a slightly different take on this timeless fantasy classic click on the jump link, below to hear Ozzy, The Great and Powerful...

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is JUICY.

Time for another installment of the True Crime Report.  On Today's report, a man is ordered to pay $300 in damages to a woman that he sent a face cream that was made from his semen.