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(AUDIO) The Great Nostradumbass

Prepare to be astounded and mystified. "Astified", if you will. The Great Nostradumbass will, once again, amaze us with his uncanny and borderline mystic powers of precognition.

"Jenna Jameson and Lance Armstrong".

To hear the audio from our latest visit from The Wise Sage from the east click "read more", below....

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Spanglish Word Of The Day-Disjoint [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is  DISJOINT. You can listen to the lesson here:

 

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(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers-A Quickie

 

This one only take about a minutes to listen to. It's crude, yet tasteless...

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Epic Fail! Fernie Tries to Pronounce and Spell the Word Library

The Morning Show's own fetal alcohol syndrome survivor, Fernando Cuevas, pulled off another signature goof this morning.

The topic was "Skills that Used to be Common but are Becoming Rare". Listen as Fernie learns about libraries while, at the same time, proves that KLAQ should be getting the same tax-incentives that Ready One gets.

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Women Try To Use Sexual Favors To Get Out Of Arrests-The True Crime Report [Audio]

Time for another True Crime Report.  On Today's report a woman tries to get out of traffic tickets by calling 911, A man is arrested for stealing his ex wife's car, a pregnant woman causes a brawl at a nightclub and a woman tries to get out of a DUI arrest by offering a police officer oral sex.

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Torturing Telemarketers: P***s Enlarger (AUDIO)

Here's the audio for our most recent Dialing for Dingbats in which we, once again, torture telemarketers.

Click below to jump to the next page and hear the audio....

 

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“What’s the Difference?” (AUDIO)

This is a fun game to play along: I will give you two seemingly similar things. See if you can spot the difference!

What's the difference between an NHL game and your High School reunion?

Click on the jump, below, to hear the audio...

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Spanglish Word Of The Day-Annex [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish.  Today's word is ANNEX.

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Spanglish Word Of The Day-African [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish.  Today's word is AFRICAN.

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The Great Nostradumbass (AUDIO)

"The Alabama Crimson Tide and Catholic Priests"

This week, the Great Nostradumbass reveals the connection between those two things and astounds us with other feats of precognition and mysticism. Here all the audio from his visit by clicking on the jump, below...

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What’s the Difference? (AUDIO)

It's very simple. I'll give you two seemingly unrelated items and you see if you can figure out what the difference is between them.

For instance, what's the difference between Elmo and a person getting their vaccination shots at the doctor?

Click on the jump (below) to hear the audio and take the quiz...

 

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Lorenzo Lamas Talks About The Joe Schmo Show With The KLAQ Morning Show [Audio]

The new season of "The Joe Schmo Show" premieres tonight on Spike TV.  Here's what the show is about:

The all-new season of Joe Schmo is bigger, badder, and more ambitious than ever. We've upped the ridiculousness: now our unwitting victim is competing to be a bounty hunter and is in the midst of some of the most outrageous characters yet concocted for a fake reality television show program (including a high-maintenance version of Lorenzo Lamas).

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