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AUDIO: The Great Nostradumbass

Prepare yourselves, friends, to once again be amazed and mystified by the uncanny psychic powers of the the all-knowing, the all-seeing, the wise and mystic sage from the east who has traveled from afar to be with us...the Great Nostradumbass!

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Spanglish Word Of The Day- Ecstacy [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border....Spanglish. Today's word is ECSTACY.

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AUDIO: Torturing Telemarketers-Dookie in the Tub

As Alec Baldwin's character Blake said in Glengarry Glen Ross, the secret to being a salesman is A.B.C.  A-always. B-be. C-closing. A.B.C.. Always be closing.

Listen to this week's Torturing Telemarketers and notice the guy's dedication to this sales ethos. He's not phased by anything. All he's focused on is A.B.C.

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AUDIO: 9 Facts You Didn’t Know About U.S. Presidents

Happy Presidents Day!

There are certain presidential facts that every schoolchild knows. Washington was our first president. Reagan was a movie star. Lincoln was the president with the biggest wang. But, there are other facts that are a bit more obscure. Listen to the audio of today's list of "9 Facts that you Didn't Know About U.S. Presidents"...

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AUDIO: What’s the Difference???

Once a week we play a game called "What's the Difference???".  I'll give you two items and see if you can spot the subtle differences.

For example:

What's the difference between a restaurant and a whorehouse?

To find out the answer to that one and many more, click on the jump link below to hear the audio from this morning's show....

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Spanglish Word Of The Day- Tantric [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish.  Today's word is TANTRIC.

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AUDIO: Scott Baio Ranks the Post-Happy Days Success of the Main Stars

We interviewed Scott Baio today. He talked about his new family show on Nick at Nite. If you've ever read anything about Scott Baio's legendary dating history, you'll know that's like naming Jenna Jameson as the new host of Romper Room.

Also, we got Scott to rank his fellow Happy Days stars in order of greatest to least post-Happy Days success.

To listen to the audio with Scott Baio, click on the jump link, below.

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Spanglish Word Of The Day Pikachu [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish.  Today's word is PIKACHU.

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(AUDIO) “I Know the REAL Reason(s) the Pope Resigned!!”

In the first time since before Columbus was even born, the Pope has decided to resign. There's a lot of speculation over who will be the next Pope and many people think he might be African or South America...both scenarios, I imagine, which would horrify Mel Gibson.

There's also a lot of conjecture over the reasons for the Pope's retirement. Age and health seem to be what the Vatican is putting out as the official version.

However, I know the real reason the Pope is retiring. Click on the jump link, below, if you want to know the real scoop...

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Spanglish Word Of The Day-Orgasm [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is ORGASM.

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(AUDIO) What’s The Difference?!?

What's the difference between The Super Bowl and the Miss America Pageant?

See if you can guess correctly and play along!

You can hear the audio from today's "What's the Difference" by clicking on read more, below...

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(AUDIO) Nostradumbass: Super Bowl Re-Cap Edition

It seemed like all of his feats of pre-cognition had a theme today...The Super Bowl!

Listen as the Great Nostradumbass once again amazes us with his uncanny psychic abilities.

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