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	<title>THE Q ROCKS &#187; Morning Show</title>
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		<title>INTERVIEW: Mark Tremonti</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 18:18:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buzz Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In our interview, Mark Tremonti talks about the Tremonti Project and their appearance at Ballonfest on Saturday, Wolfgang Van Halen, and the best way to celebrate his drummer&#8217;s birthday while in El Paso. To hear the audio of our interview with Mark, click on the jump link. It is right below this sentence. &#160; &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In our interview, Mark Tremonti talks about the Tremonti Project and their appearance at Ballonfest on Saturday, Wolfgang Van Halen, and the best way to celebrate his drummer's birthday while in El Paso.</p>
<p>To hear the audio of our interview with Mark, click on the jump link. It is right below this sentence.</p>
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		<title>Taiwanese Animation: Anthony Weiner Running For N.Y. Mayor [Video]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/taiwanese-animation-anthony-weiner-running-for-n-y-mayor-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 17:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this video that those crazy Taiwanese animators made about Anthony Weiner announcing that he is running to be the Mayor of New York City. Yeah, it&#8217;s pretty crazy! You can see the video below: &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out this video that those crazy Taiwanese animators made about Anthony Weiner announcing that he is running to be the Mayor of New York City.</p>
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		<title>Crazy Moore Tornado Footage Taken from Storm Shelter [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/crazy-moore-tornado-footage-taken-from-storm-shelter-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duke Keith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve seen lots of aerial and ground footage of the tornado that devastated Moore, OK. But have you ever wonder what a tornado looks like as it passes over you? Me neither. But Charles Gafford III did, and he got to find out thanks to the opening he discovered in his storm shelter. Wait&#8230;OPENING?! An [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We've seen lots of aerial and ground footage of the tornado that devastated Moore, OK. But have you ever wonder what a tornado looks like as it passes over you?</p>
<p>Me neither. But Charles Gafford III did, and he got to find out thanks to the opening he discovered in his storm shelter. Wait...OPENING?!</p>
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		<title>Boating Safety Tips for KLAQ Great Raft Race</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/boating-safety-tips-for-klaq-great-raft-race/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 19:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buzz Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are exactly one month away from the KLAQ Great River Raft Race and I thought  this would be a good time to share some of my maritime expertise with those of you planning to build your own raft and navigate it down the Rio Grande. Along with each of these tips, which are from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are exactly one month away from the KLAQ Great River Raft Race and I thought  this would be a good time to share some of my maritime expertise with those of you planning to build your own raft and navigate it down the Rio Grande.</p>
<p>Along with each of these tips, which are from the National Safe Boating Council, I've included photos that I took this past weekend of the majestic waterway that we know as the mighty, rushing Rio Grande....<br />
1.) Wear a Flotation Device</p>
<p>No matter how strong a swimmer you think you are, a personal flotation device is always a must. As you can see in the picture above, the Rio Grande may look placid on it's surface, but underneath it is full of treacherous eddies and swirling currents that make navigating it a challenge for even the most seasoned of sailors.</p>
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		<title>Look, Up In The Sky! It&#039;s The Fourth &quot;Man Of Steel&quot; Movie Trailer! [Video]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/look-up-in-the-sky-its-the-fourth-man-of-steel-movie-trailer-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:34:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The movie gods have blessed us today as Warner Bros. has released the fourth trailer for the upcoming Zach Snyder&#8217;s &#8220;Man Of Steel&#8221; movie which comes out in theaters on June 14th. The movie stars Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon, Kevin Costner, Diane Lane, Laurence Fishburne, Antje Traue, Ayelet Zurer, Christopher Meloni, Russell Crowe, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The movie gods have blessed us today as Warner Bros. has released the fourth trailer for the upcoming Zach Snyder's "Man Of Steel" movie which comes out in theaters on June 14th.</p>
<p>The movie stars Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon, Kevin Costner, Diane Lane, Laurence Fishburne, Antje Traue, Ayelet Zurer, Christopher Meloni, Russell Crowe, Michael Kelly, Harry Lennix and Richard Schiff.</p>
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		<title>Serious Backspin: Goalie Saves Game-Winning Penalty Kick&#8230;Then Doesn&#039;t [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/serious-backspin-goalie-saves-game-winning-penalty-kick-then-doesnt-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:20:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duke Keith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the South Carolina state championship on the line, Lexington High goalie Jacob Parton had to make a big save to keep his team alive. And he did! But then&#8230;he didn&#8217;t. Check out the video to see how. Parton stopped the penalty from Irmo High&#8217;s Mattison Gossett and stood up to celebrate, but Gossett put [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With the South Carolina state championship on the line, Lexington High goalie Jacob Parton had to make a big save to keep his team alive. And he did! But then...he didn't. Check out the video to see how.</p>
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		<title>14-Year-Old Girl Shreds Van Halen&#039;s &quot;Eruption&quot; [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/a-14-year-old-girl-shreds-van-halens-eruption-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duke Keith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[James Hetfield, Mark Tremonti, Eddie Van Halen&#8230;meet Tina. She&#8217;s just 14 and she&#8217;s already covering Eddie&#8217;s solo in &#8220;Eruption&#8221;. As one guy put it, imagine you&#8217;re at a party and some dude&#8217;s trying to impress the chicks by ripping a few of his garage band power chords &#8212; but then they hand the guitar to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>James Hetfield, Mark Tremonti, Eddie Van Halen...meet Tina. She's just 14 and she's already covering Eddie's solo in "Eruption". </p>
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		<title>Gabe Aranda Talks Balloonfest, Tornado Damage [AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/audio-gabe-aranda-talks-balloonfest-tornado-damage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buzz Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve gotten to know Gabe and Dameon Aranda pretty well over the past few years. They&#8217;ve played at several of our events and, if you&#8217;ve ever seen them perform, you know they are a super, super talented band. They&#8217;re also good people. We&#8217;d been scheduled to talk to Gabe since Saturday about their upcoming performance [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We've gotten to know Gabe and Dameon Aranda pretty well over the past few years. They've played at several of our events and, if you've ever seen them perform, you know they are a super, super talented band.</p>
<p>They're also good people. We'd been scheduled to talk to Gabe since Saturday about their upcoming performance at Balloonfest. Then the tornadoes hit Oklahoma right near where they make their homes. They'll still be here Sunday for Balloonfest, but our interview this morning took a different direction in light of the recent weather in OKC.</p>
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		<title>Spanglish Word Of The Day: Baghdad [Audio]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/spanglish-word-of-the-day-baghdad-audio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Time for another lesson in the language of the border&#8230;Spanglish. Today&#8217;s word is BAGHDAD. You can listen to the lesson here:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is BAGHDAD. </p>
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		<title>Toddler Scores Goal During Chelsea Post-Game Ceremony, Crowd Chants &quot;Sign Him Up!&quot; [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/toddler-scores-goal-during-chelsea-post-game-ceremony-crowd-chants-sign-him-up-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duke Keith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last weekend after the final match of the season for English soccer giants Chelsea, the team held a post-game ceremony at midfield at Stamford Bridge. A toddler who was supposed to be in the ceremony broke away from the crowd with a ball, dribbled down the field, and kicked it in the goal. And the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last weekend after the final match of the season for English soccer giants Chelsea, the team held a post-game ceremony at midfield at Stamford Bridge. A toddler who was supposed to be in the ceremony broke away from the crowd with a ball, dribbled down the field, and kicked it in the goal. And the crowd went nuts for him. Then he turned around and raised his fists in the air, and everyone lost it.</p>
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		<title>Torturing Telemarketers: Get Rid of My Wife</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/torturing-telemarketers-get-rid-of-my-wife/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 18:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buzz Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve been doing these pranks on telemarketers for quite awhile now. This is the first time one has resulted in a murder-for-hire plot.  At least, that&#8217;s what it sounds like is going on. To hear the shocking audio for yourself, click on the jump link. It is below this sentence&#8230; &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We've been doing these pranks on telemarketers for quite awhile now. This is the first time one has resulted in a murder-for-hire plot.  At least, that's what it sounds like is going on.</p>
<p>To hear the shocking audio for yourself, click on the jump link. It is below this sentence...</p>
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		<title>Patton Oswalt&#039;s &quot;Star Wars&quot; Filibuster From &quot;Parks And Recreation&quot; Gets Animated [Video]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/patton-oswalts-filibuster-from-parks-and-recreation-gets-animated-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 13:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you recall, last month Patton Oswalt was on an episode of NBC&#8217;s T.V. show &#8220;Parks and Recreation.&#8221; On that episode he played a resident who filibusters a town hall meeting to prevent a vote by proposing an 8 minute long treatment of the new &#8220;Star Wars Episode VII&#8221; movie. The best part of it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you recall, <a href="http://klaq.com/patton-oswalt-makes-up-a-whole-star-wars-movie-for-parks-and-recreation-video/">last month</a> Patton Oswalt was on an episode of NBC's T.V. show "Parks and Recreation." On that episode he played a resident who filibusters a town hall meeting to prevent a vote by proposing an</p>
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		<title>The First Zombie Proof House [Photos]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/the-first-zombie-proof-house-photos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 13:34:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa Sanchez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; When deciding what my first post for the site should be, inspiration struck in the form of 3 vodka tonics, copious amounts of Michelob Ultra, and a completely irrational fear of the zombie apocalypse. And thus I found this house online, the first zombie-proof house! I&#8217;m absolutely terrified of Dec. 21st 2012 and I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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<p>When deciding what my first post for the site should be, inspiration struck in the form of 3 vodka tonics, copious amounts of Michelob Ultra, and a completely irrational fear of the zombie apocalypse. And thus I found this house online, the first zombie-proof house!</p>
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		<title>Take Off, Eh: Canadian Woman Sings Worst National Anthem Ever [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/take-off-eh-canadian-woman-sings-worst-national-anthem-ever-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 12:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duke Keith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alexis Normand is Canadian, so the &#8220;Star-Spangled Banner&#8221; isn&#8217;t her national anthem. But if you&#8217;re not sure about the lyrics before you perform it at a major event, write them down. Beats MAKING THEM UP AS YOU GO! Roseanne Barr&#8217;s version may have been the crudest, but at least she got the lyrics right. Even [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alexis Normand is Canadian, so the "Star-Spangled Banner" isn't <em>her</em> national anthem. But if you're not sure about the lyrics before you perform it at a major event, write them down. Beats MAKING THEM UP AS YOU GO! </p>
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		<title>(AUDIO) Good News / Bad News</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/audio-good-news-bad-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 17:22:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buzz Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once again, we delve into this weeks news and look at selected stories from more than one angle. To hear this week&#8217;s Good News/Bad News click on the jump link, below&#8230; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once again, we delve into this weeks news and look at selected stories from more than one angle.</p>
<p>To hear this week's Good News/Bad News click on the jump link, below...</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>BAD: Workout Video Shows Man on Toilet. GOOD: That&#039;s TWO Ways to Lose Weight! [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/bad-workout-video-shows-man-on-toilet-good-thats-two-ways-to-lose-weight-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 16:16:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duke Keith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Next time you tape an exercise video in your home, make sure no one is sitting on the can with the door open. Fast-forward 21 seconds in, hit the pause button and behold! [button href="http://klaq.com/hot-women-working-ou/" title="HOT WOMEN WORKING OUT...JUST BECAUSE" align="center"]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Next time you tape an exercise video in your home, make sure no one is sitting on the can with the door open. Fast-forward 21 seconds in, hit the pause button and behold!</p>
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		<title>Do TV News Anchors Really Read EVERYTHING on the Teleprompter? [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/do-tv-news-anchors-really-read-everything-on-the-teleprompter-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 11:57:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duke Keith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the most famous scenes in &#8220;Anchorman&#8221; is when Ron Burgundy reads EXACTLY what Veronica Corningstone put on his teleprompter script and curses out San Diego. Does this happen to anchors in real life? Oh, yeah! It wasn&#8217;t R-rated, but &#8220;Today&#8221; Australia&#8217;s Karl Stefanovich played the same kind of teleprompter prank on fill-in sports [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of the most famous scenes in "Anchorman" is when Ron Burgundy reads <a href="http://youtu.be/iGtGwkMSyWU">EXACTLY what Veronica Corningstone put</a> on his teleprompter script and curses out San Diego. Does this happen to anchors in real life? Oh, yeah!</p>
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		<title>(AUDIO) The Buzz vs. Lauren Prank War Escalates</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/audio-the-buzz-vs-lauren-prank-war-escalates/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/audio-the-buzz-vs-lauren-prank-war-escalates/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 18:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buzz Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s happened in the Buzz vs. Lauren Prank War so far: Last week, Lauren or one of her henchmen put confetti into the air vents of my car and turned the air conditioner up to high blast. When I started my car, confetti blew everywhere. I thought may a filter or a manufacturers label [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here's what's happened in the Buzz vs. Lauren Prank War so far:</p>
<p>Last week, Lauren or one of her henchmen put confetti into the air vents of my car and turned the air conditioner up to high blast. When I started my car, confetti blew everywhere. I thought may a filter or a manufacturers label had gotten shredded and I was considering taking it into the shop. A full day later the truth dawned on me.</p>
<p>Yesterday, I did this to Lauren's car...</p>
<p>How well did this prank work? Why don't I let Lauren tell you. Click below to hear the audio for yourself....</p>
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		<title>Balloonfest 2013: KLAQ Kicks Off Summer the Right Way [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/balloonfest-2013-klaq-kicks-off-summer-the-right-way-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 15:21:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duke Keith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, the smell of charcoal, grilled meats, chlorine and suntan oil&#8230;with some live rock turned up to 11! Sounds like an awesome summertime party, right? Memorial Day weekend is the date, Wet-N-Wild is the place. It&#8217;s almost time for Balloonfest! Balloonfest Slowdown 2012 from Duke Keith on Vimeo. [button href="http://klaq.com/2013-klaq-balloonfest-lineup/" title="2013 KLAQ BALLOONFEST LINEUP" align="center"]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, the smell of charcoal, grilled meats, chlorine and suntan oil...with some live rock turned up to 11! Sounds like an awesome summertime party, right? Memorial Day weekend is the date, Wet-N-Wild is the place. It's almost time for Balloonfest!</p>
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		<title>Police Break Couple&#039;s Door Down Then Tase Them Without A Warrant [Video]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/police-break-couples-door-down-then-tase-them-without-a-warrant-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 12:47:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this video of police kicking in a door and tasing the homeowners&#8230;supposedly without a warrant. This happened in Cotati, CA, about an hour north of San Francisco.First, it shows the guy with the camera talking to the cops through a window, and he says he&#8217;s recording everything they do.  Then the cops say [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out this video of police kicking in a door and tasing the homeowners...supposedly without a warrant. This happened in Cotati, CA, about an hour north of San Francisco.</p>
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