February 6, 2013 It seemed like all of his feats of pre-cognition had a theme today...The Super Bowl!
Listen as the Great Nostradumbass once again amazes us with his uncanny psychic abilities.
To hear the audio, click "read more" to jump to the next page...
February 5, 2013 Time to go spelunking once again into the darkest caverns of illogic and insanity. Let's go spend 1 Minute Inside a Woman's Head as we hear some post-Superbowl musings...
February 4, 2013 This is a Facebook post on my wall today from someone who was upset that we talked about the Super Bowl without giving a Spoiler Alert.
Are you freakin' kidding me?!?
I'm only going to do these "Are You Freakin' Kidding Me" posts in cases where I actually think the person, because of the extreme ridiculousness of their concern, may, in fact, be joking around. For the purposes of these posts I shall as
February 1, 2013 So, the Internet says there is going to be a severe shortage of Buffalo Wings for the Superbowl. Now, I've learned never to doubt the Internet, but it took a helpful listener to explain why there was a shortage....
But, that didn't answer my other vexing concern. Are Buffalo Wings made from the tiny little wings and drumsticks of innocent little baby chickens? It took another helpful listener, this one via e-mail, to explain to me that I'm retarded...
January 30, 2013 This morning someone contacted the show to ask if "bronies" would be welcome to Q-Rotica which is a week from Friday.
To my shame, I was the only one in the studio who knew what a "brony" was.
Here's the definition from Urban Dictionary:
A name typically given to the older, male viewers/fans of the My Little Pony show or franchise.
January 29, 2013 We were talking about the movie "Searching for the Sugarman" which is nominated for Best Documentary at the Academy Awards this year.
It's about this guy from Detroit, Sixto Rodriguez, who recorded a couple of records in the early 70s and when they didn't sell all that well, he left the music business and started working in construction. Little did he know that he was considered a legend in South Africa. He was revered there like some people hold Bob Marley and Jimi Hendrix in high esteem. The problem was, all his fans in South Africa thought he was dead. And HE had no idea he was anything other than a failed musician. 60 Minutes did a segment on Sixto, which you can see by clicking "Read More", below....
January 28, 2013 Our new congressman Beto O'Rourke was in the studio today and I asked him if, when you're elected to national office, were there any huge secrets they let you in on.
Congressman O'Rourke was very candid and answered "Yes". There is a secret talk they give you.
So what could it be? Where the alien bodies are stored? Who really killed JFK? As it turns out, the real secret that D.C. doesn't want you to know is much more shocking than any of that. To hear audio from today's interview with Beto O'Rourke, click on "Read More", below...
January 25, 2013 I'm not making any special plans for the Super Bowl but I'm already planning my snack menu and buying Zombie-themed party decorations of of Etsy for my "Walking Dead" Premiere party on February 10th. I'm thinking barbecued cocktail weenies made to look like bloody human toes and standees of the primary characters.
I'm not the only one treating the WD premiere like a major
January 24, 2013 Prepare to be astounded and mystified. "Astified", if you will. The Great Nostradumbass will, once again, amaze us with his uncanny and borderline mystic powers of precognition.
"Jenna Jameson and Lance Armstrong".
To hear the audio from our latest visit from The Wise Sage from the east click "read more", below....
January 23, 2013 There is a controversy between Heavyweight boxer David Rodriguez and a local El Paso talk radio personality. It is not, as many have assumed, me. This is a sample of some of the mail in my inbox this morning wondering why my friend David was so mad at me...
(READ MORE, below, to see screen grabs of the Facebook fisticuffs)
January 22, 2013
January 22, 2013 Yes, that is an adult film actor dressed up as Spongebob Squarepants. Yes, it looks as if he is about to have sexual congress with an actress dressed to look like Sandy Cheeks.
No, there are not any scenes between Spongebob and Patrick, nor are there any 5-way gay C.J.'s with Squidward and Mr. Crabs.
As you may note from the picture at left, pornographers are putting some pretty high production values into these parodies nowadays. If you look closely, Spongeknob (nee,Spongebob) seems to have oozing pustules covering his upper torso. Also, the actress playing Sandy does a really, really good impersonation.
To see the SFW trailer, click ahead to the next page...
