February 27, 2013 Once again, we examine the news of the week and look at select stories from more than one perspective. We look at the positive as well as the negative side of each of our stories. The Yin and the Yang. The Dark Cloud as well as the Silver Lining.
Click on the jump link, below, to hear the Good News/Bad News of the week...
February 25, 2013 I don't often post videos from comedy sites, but after suffering through 4 hours of hit or miss jokes, 20 Broadway-style numbers,and countless half-mumbled, falsely humble acceptance speeches, I did find this refreshingly funny.
Click on the jump link, below, and watch as Sandra Bullock presents the 2013 Academy Award for Best Hand-job in a Motion Picture....
February 25, 2013 I think the best mash-up's are the ones that take two songs from very different genres of music and , somehow, make them go together. The very best mash-up's manage to make both songs better.
Today's Mash-up uses Bubba Sparxx's "Miss New Booty"
February 21, 2013 This a.m., the Morning Show spoke with actor Anthony Edwards most famous for playing Goose in Top Gun and Dr. Greene in E.R.
Click on the jump link (below) to hear Anthony and the Morning Show talk about his new show on ABC, his iconic roles and his thoughts on male pattern baldness.
February 21, 2013 Prepare yourselves, friends, to once again be amazed and mystified by the uncanny psychic powers of the the all-knowing, the all-seeing, the wise and mystic sage from the east who has traveled from afar to be with us...the Great Nostradumbass!
Click the jump link below to listen to the audio...
February 20, 2013 As Alec Baldwin's character Blake said in Glengarry Glen Ross, the secret to being a salesman is A.B.C. A-always. B-be. C-closing. A.B.C.. Always be closing.
Listen to this week's Torturing Telemarketers and notice the guy's dedication to this sales ethos. He's not phased by anything. All he's focused on is A.B.C.
Click the jump link, below, to hear the audio...
February 18, 2013 Happy Presidents Day!
There are certain presidential facts that every schoolchild knows. Washington was our first president. Reagan was a movie star. Lincoln was the president with the biggest wang. But, there are other facts that are a bit more obscure. Listen to the audio of today's list of "9 Facts that you Didn't Know About U.S. Presidents"...
February 15, 2013 Once a week we play a game called "What's the Difference???". I'll give you two items and see if you can spot the subtle differences.
For example:
What's the difference between a restaurant and a whorehouse?
To find out the answer to that one and many more, click on the jump link below to hear the audio from this morning's show....
February 14, 2013 We interviewed Scott Baio today. He talked about his new family show on Nick at Nite. If you've ever read anything about Scott Baio's legendary dating history, you'll know that's like naming Jenna Jameson as the new host of Romper Room.
Also, we got Scott to rank his fellow Happy Days stars in order of greatest to least post-Happy Days success.
To listen to the audio with Scott Baio, click on the jump link, below.
February 14, 2013 Etsy, if you've never checked it out, is an awesome website. It's a place where artisans, designers, creative types and other assorted weirdos go to sell their original creations. Want a TShirt featuring fugitive L.A. cop Christopher Dorner? Etsy's got that. How about a pocket mirror with an image of Jesus gently cradling a velociraptor in his arms? Etsy's got you covered there too.
February 12, 2013 In the first time since before Columbus was even born, the Pope has decided to resign. There's a lot of speculation over who will be the next Pope and many people think he might be African or South America...both scenarios, I imagine, which would horrify Mel Gibson.
There's also a lot of conjecture over the reasons for the Pope's retirement. Age and health seem to be what the Vatican is putting out as the official version.
However, I know the real reason the Pope is retiring. Click on the jump link, below, if you want to know the real scoop...
February 11, 2013 Here's another Torturing Telemarketers call. A couple things to note while listening to this one.
1.) The telemarketer puts his supervisor on to help and the supervisor's English is way worse than the first guy's.
2.) The supervisor ends the pitch by saying "All I can do is pray for you and your wife".
Click on the jump, below, to listen to the audio....
