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MoSho Behind the Scenes – Buzz Gets Bit By a Monkey

Buzz was trying to get some credit for Duke’s post about monkeys on the Morning Show this morning. His argument was, “I got bit. I think I should get at least half credit for the post!” Watching him get bit, which is right around the 11-minute mark on this video, made me laugh har

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Sounds of the Game: Week 1

All the teams have played now so the 2012-13 season is officially underway!

Time to resume "Sounds of the Game"---comments that sound really dirty but aren't.  Here's the best from MNF.

To hear the audio, click on the jump, below...

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TELEMARKETERS: Window Escape Plan (Audio)

Today's Dialing for Dingbats is a Screwing with Telemarketers.  The audio is on the following page, so just click on the prompt so you can listen....

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DIALING FOR DINGBATS: The Worst Telemarketer Ever

Seriously. Usually, the humorous element of this is when our guy John/Hank/Mr. Spagnoli torments the poor telemarketer. In this one, it's the bizarre, hobo-sounding telemarketer that rattles us!

Click on the jump to hear the audio for yourself....

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NOSTRADUMBAS: Pee Wee Herman and Clint Eastwood? (audio)

In case you missed it this morning, we recorded today's visit from the Great Nostradumbass. Of course, Nostradumbass is the wise and mystic sage from the Mysterious East. I call it the "Mysterious" East because I have no idea what lies out past Joe Battle. Anyway, follow the prompt to be taken to the audio

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The Shocking Surprise About What Fantasy Football Actually Is

I have friends who celebrated part of Labor Day by holding their fantasy football draft".  These friends are grown men, fathers, GRANDFATHERS, some of them!

And they chose to spend part of a holiday picking imaginary teams for an imaginary football league.

Here are some actual photos of this nonsense.

This is the official packet from CBS containing all the "necessary material".

This packet cost $175 real, NON-IMAGINARY Dollars!

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Clint Eastwood Does a Bizarre Schtick at the RNC [VIDEO]

Republicans are probably regretting that they didn't go with a Reagan hologram last night, because their big mystery speaker was Clint Eastwood...and he didn't do a very good job. They probably thought they had recruited Dirty Harry to step up to that podium and tear President Obama a new one

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WTH(eck), El Paso?!? (photo)

I frequently come across photos taken in El Paso that make me say, "What the Heck, El Paso!?!"

About this photo (click "read more" to see), my Facebook friend Jose wrote, "Lol.... I was wondering what the line was for since they had some bad ass rides outside. Lol....

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5 Things I’d Rather Listen to than Buzz Complain About Posting

In case you haven’t heard Buzz’s views on being asked to post blogs on our website, here’s the gist of it- He hates it. Absolutely, 100%, completely, and without hesitation hates that he is asked to write blogs for our website. Unfortunatel

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Buzz Email
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Hinder Coming to KLAQ BBQ & Is This Song About Butt-To-Mouth Sex?!?

Obviously, if  all of the on-air staff writes about different aspects of the KLAQ B-B-Q, you, the reader, will have no choice but to attend. So, what shall I write about ...

As much as I know you're dying to know what I think about "side items to a BBQ," I've decided to go with my favorite Hinder songs/videos

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Final Night of State Line Patio Concerts!

This is your final night to come see a free concert on the State Line patio.  Also, if you haven't gotten around to bringing some canned food for El Pasoans Fighting Hunger, this would be a great night to take care of that.

 

Tonight, Uncle Lucius performs. We've had a lot of

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Buzz’s Unspecified Female Bodily Crevice of the Day

The number 1 most viewed post on klaq.com is "Scott's Boobs , sorry, Chi-Chi's of the day.

The number 2 most viewed? A different Scott's Chi-Chi's.

Number 3? Yet another Scott's Chi Chi's.

In fact, the top 7 most popular posts of the week were Scott's Chi-Chi's of the Day.  You have to go all the way to #8 before you get into some different subject matter.

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