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Hinder Coming to KLAQ BBQ & Is This Song About Butt-To-Mouth Sex?!?

Obviously, if  all of the on-air staff writes about different aspects of the KLAQ B-B-Q, you, the reader, will have no choice but to attend. So, what shall I write about ...

As much as I know you're dying to know what I think about "side items to a BBQ," I've decided to go with my favorite Hinder songs/videos

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Final Night of State Line Patio Concerts!

This is your final night to come see a free concert on the State Line patio.  Also, if you haven't gotten around to bringing some canned food for El Pasoans Fighting Hunger, this would be a great night to take care of that.

 

Tonight, Uncle Lucius performs. We've had a lot of

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Buzz’s Unspecified Female Bodily Crevice of the Day

The number 1 most viewed post on klaq.com is "Scott's Boobs , sorry, Chi-Chi's of the day.

The number 2 most viewed? A different Scott's Chi-Chi's.

Number 3? Yet another Scott's Chi Chi's.

In fact, the top 7 most popular posts of the week were Scott's Chi-Chi's of the Day.  You have to go all the way to #8 before you get into some different subject matter.

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Fresno Mayor: Downtown Ballpark Bankrupted My City!

David Crowder writes in El Paso Inc. about the former Mayor of Fresno who warns of the cycle of crushing debt that his city faced after constructing a downtown baseball stadium.

There are a lot of demographic and economic similarities

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Best-Ever Bikini Fails Caught on Video [VIDEO]

You still have a few weeks of Summer left but before you know it, you'll have to say so long to swimming, the smell of lotion and, yes, bikinis.  So, as a way of saying so long to summer, here is a video of the Top Bikini Fails...

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The Steampire Strikes Back (Video)

Most people know I'm a big Star Wars fan.  What may come as a surprise is that I'm also a fan of the Steampunk genre. Now, don't worry. I'm not going to grow a handle-bar moustache or dundreary side-burns

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Vargas taking great care not to appear on camera. Please ignore the multiple pictures of him hanging on the wall in the center of the shot.
Vargas taking great care not to appear on camera. Please ignore the multiple pictures of him hanging on the wall in the center of the shot.
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Why I Lost a Bet To My Boss and Had to Buy Him a Bottle of Tequila

 

I made a bet last week with Program Director Kevin Vargas.  That's him on the left. Little known fact: Kevin Vargas was born with a disability. He is a disembodied hand, like Cousin Itt from the Addams Family.

You're probably wondering what the bet was.

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Can You Name a Supreme Court Justice? You Can? LOSER!

There is a report this week that says that only 1 out of 3 Americans can name a single Supreme Court Justice! Can you believe that?!? I mean, come on, people. The Supreme Court is the closest thing we have to the Jedi Council.  Only without the mind reading. Or the light saber skills.  Or the heterosexual female members.

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FREE CONCERT TONIGHT: Dusty Low at the State Line

We only have two more weeks of free concerts at the State Line. Tonight, El Pasoans Dusty Low perform. I get up on stage at 8pm and start the show with brief announcements and maybe a contest or two and then the band gets started.

As I say, this is the second to last week, so I hope a lot of you can turn out and (I need to remember this myself) your second to last chance to bring out some canned foods to donate to El Pasoans Fighting Hunger.

Click on the jumper to see a Dusty Low music video. They really are a great local band that is building up a following all over Texas and the rest of the U.S. . See you tonight!

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Honest Trailer: “The Hunger Games” (video)

I love these. The website Screen Junkies does what they call "Honest Trailers".  With "Hunger Games" out on DVD, I thought you might like to see the trailer...if it were 100% honest.

Click on the jump to see the Video.

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DIALING FOR DINGBATS: Car Insurance/Horse Race (Audio)

Another example of how you can have fun with telemarketers and get THEM to hang up on YOU!

Click on the jump to hear the audio.

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50 Shades of Gay: 3 Most Hilariously Retarded Things Fernie Said Today

Many people accuse our intern, Fernando Cuevas, of "faking" his whole dumb "act".   I swear to you he is not.  Fernie is like a puppy that has been given an orbital lobotomy: friendly, sincere, unable to hold a thought for longer than 4 seconds, and eager for any bone put in front of him.  Here are my favorite Ferntarded moments from today's show. Where possible, I will try to explain what Fernie was trying to say.

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