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Torturing Telemarketers: Get Rid of My Wife

Buzz Adams — Mon, 20 May 2013 18:01:19 +0000

We’ve been doing these pranks on telemarketers for quite awhile now. This is the first time one has resulted in a murder-for-hire plot. At least, that’s what it sounds like is going on. To hear the shocking audio for yourself, click on the jump link. It is below this sentence…

(AUDIO) The Buzz vs. Lauren Prank War Escalates

Buzz Adams — Thu, 16 May 2013 18:15:12 +0000

Here's what's happened in the Buzz vs. Lauren Prank War so far:

Last week, Lauren or one of her henchmen put confetti into the air vents of my car and turned the air conditioner up to high blast. When I started my car, confetti blew everywhere. I thought may a filter or a manufacturers label had gotten shredded and I was considering taking it into the shop. A full day later the truth dawned on me.

Yesterday, I did this to Lauren's car...

How well did this prank work? Why don't I let Lauren tell you. Click below to hear the audio for yourself....

Here is a Post About Stealing from Goodwill

Buzz Adams — Tue, 14 May 2013 17:44:26 +0000

I’ve got a link, below, to the KVIA story about how some people in El Paso have been going to Goodwill drop-offs in the wee hours and taking whatever they feel like. This is obviously stealing because… a.) the whole point of Goodwill is to provide jobs for people who are disabled, lack education [...]

(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers: New Window Sales

Buzz Adams — Mon, 13 May 2013 19:38:34 +0000

Nothing is more gratifying than wasting a telemarketer's time and eventually making him so angry he hangs up on you.

Click on the jump link, below, to hear today's installment of Torturing Telemarketers....

What the Judge Told the Charlie Brown Guy

Buzz Adams — Thu, 09 May 2013 18:38:46 +0000

Perhaps you heard about Peter Robbins, the guy who did the voice of Charlie Brown when he was a kid in the sixties.

Robbins, now 56, was arrested in January of this year for threatening his girlfriend because he wanted to be paid back for the breast implants he bought her before they broke up. This week, he got a one year sentence with immediate release to a rehab facility. When passing the sentence the judge, Dwayne Moring couldn't resist making a Peanuts joke...

(AUDIO) Good News / Bad News of the Week

Buzz Adams — Wed, 08 May 2013 19:54:25 +0000

Once a week we like to take a few timely news stories and really look at them from more than one angle. The silver lining as well as the dark cloud. The grass on both sides of the fence. The punchbowl as well as the turd.

Click the link, below, to hear this week's Good News/Bad News....

(AUDIO) The Great Nostradumbass

Buzz Adams — Wed, 08 May 2013 19:49:44 +0000

Once again, prepare yourself to be astounded by the uncanny precognitive powers of the worlds foremost psychic an seer. The all-knowing, the all-seeing…the wise and mystic sage from the East…the Great Nostradumbass. To hear the audio from this weeks visit from Nostra, click on the jump link under these words…

Buzz's 6 Biggest Problems with Iron Man 3

Buzz Adams — Tue, 07 May 2013 18:29:26 +0000

Like millions of others, I went to see Iron Man 3.

It was O.K., but I thought it was the worst of the three.

Here are my 6 biggest problems with IM3. Yes, there will be lots of spoilers, so if you haven't see it yet go to Scott's page and check out boobs...

(AUDIO) Mayoral Candidate : Jaime O. Perez

Buzz Adams — Fri, 03 May 2013 17:06:46 +0000

We managed to do what we set out to do! Eight mayoral candidates interviewed in five days. Our final candidate was Jaime O. Perez, a well known local political activist and former radio show host. The interview can be heard by clicking on the jump link, below…

(AUDIO) Mayoral Candidates: Jorge Artalejo

Buzz Adams — Thu, 02 May 2013 21:02:13 +0000

Our seventh and next to last mayoral candidate was Jorge Artalejo who we interviewed this morning. The audio is at the jump link, below. Click to hear Mr. Artalejo lay out his plan for the future of our fair city and explain the various planks on his platform...

(AUDIO) Mayoral Candidate-Robert Cormell

Buzz Adams — Thu, 02 May 2013 17:50:31 +0000

Continuing with our week-long effort to interview every candidate for mayor of El Paso, this morning we were joined by candidate Robert Cormell.

Follow the jump link for the audio and you will hear Mr. Cormell describe his vision for El Paso and answer the El Paso Times report that he has unpaid taxes on a house he owns....

(AUDIO) Mayoral Candidate Dean "Dino" Martinez

Buzz Adams — Wed, 01 May 2013 17:29:33 +0000

Our interview today was with the mayoral candidate that we knew the least about. The El Paso Times has virtually no information about him.

The audio is on the next page and you can hear as Mr. Martinez tells us what he think the current administration has done wrong and explains why he didn't attend some of the major debates...

Mayor's Race- Gus Haddad

Buzz Adams — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 18:36:40 +0000

Our first candidate interview on Tuesday was with Gus Haddad, a local businessman and member of one of El Paso’s most prominent families. Our complete interview with Mr. Haddad follows on the next page. Click on the jump link to be taken there.

Mayor's Race – Steve Ortega Interview on KLAQ Morning Show

Buzz Adams — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 17:41:19 +0000

Our next mayoral candidate on Tuesday was City Representative Steve Ortega. Steve started the race as the front-runner, and may still be. But he talks about his record on the city council and how it feels being the main target for the other candidates. To hear the interview click the jump link, below…

(AUDIO) Mayors Race-Oscar Leeser

Buzz Adams — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 17:34:17 +0000

Our next mayoral candidate interview was with local businessman and Sun Bowl sponsor Oscar Leeser.

Jump link to the next page to hear the audio from our interview with Oscar...

15 Gay Sounding Basketball Terms

Buzz Adams — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:43:48 +0000

Celtic center Jason Collins made history today as he became the first active NBA player to come out as gay. Former player John Ameche came out a couple of years ago, but that was after he had retired from the NBA. Also, he's British, so that hardly counts. 34 year old Collins, however, is still active in the league. '

In honor of Jason Collins' courageous announcement, I've compiled a list of my top 15 NBA terms that sound gay.

1.) Man-to-Man

2.) Take it to the hole

3.) Reach-in foul

(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers

Buzz Adams — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:05:33 +0000

Nothing is more gratifying that making a telemarketer so aggravated that he ends up hanging up on you! Click on the jump link to hear the audio for today round of Torturing Telemarketers…

(AUDIO): Lisa's Read of the Insane Sorority E-mail

Buzz Adams — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 18:14:05 +0000

An angry e-mail missive sent by a poison-penned sorority girl at the U. of Maryland has become an overnight internet sensation. It has already been posted, parodied, and will surely be auto-tuned and slow-jammed before the workday is over.

You can read the bitchlicious rant here...or you can click on the link below and hear KLAQ's own Lisa Sanchez doing an impassioned dramatic interp. As you will see, Lisa turns in a tour-de-force performance as the distressed Delt dispensing Greek fire on all the lametards who dare tempt her wrath...

(VIDEO) Any Advice on Training my Dogs to Become Champion Fighters?

Buzz Adams — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:16:31 +0000

I've been trying to break into the glamorous world of illegal dog fighting. I've gotten Baloo and Ivan to the point where they'll fight (as you can see in the video posted below) but neither one of them seems to have the "killer instinct" of a true Vick-level champion. Any advice on how I can turn my dogs into remorseless canine murderers? (Note: I have my

The 15 Best Mashups You Should Hear

Buzz Adams — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 13:45:28 +0000

Our co-workers at Loudwire have put together a list of the Top 15 Mash-ups at their website. Most, if not all, of these we’ve played on Mashup Monday on the KLAQ Morning Show so if you’d like a little trip down Mash up memory lane, just click on over to the Loudwire website and check [...]