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New Study Shows Sexual Frustration May Cause Men to Die Prematurely

Men have been saying for years that if they don’t get laid, they will die. Turns out there may actually be something to that.

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It’s Time to Put Some Pornaments On Your XXX-Mas Tree [PHOTOS]

Christmas is a special time of year, especially if you are cool enough to put up a XXX-mas tree, decorated with this extremely Hustler-esque collection of holiday ornaments from those filthy bastards at the Dirty Flirty Novelty Company.

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Mega Millions Hits Record $586 Million, What Would You Buy?

What would you do if you won the $550 Million Dollar Mega Millions? (That's Half a Billion Dollars!)

 If you're like most, you've been daydreaming about how you would spend the jackpot. Take care of family, new car(s), new house(s), vacations and retirement are just some of the things that come to mind.

But the truth of it all is very basic, THE ODDS of winning are HUGE! 1 in 259 MILLION chance of winning.

You have a better change of getting hit by a meteor. ( 1 in 100 Million)

Good news is, IT can Happen!

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Authorities Uncover Morbid Incest Cult Spanning Four Generations of Inbreeding

The recent discovery of a morbid incest cult located in the foothills of Australia earlier last week has the entire country in a state of shock and disbelief.

Authorities recently found about 40 adults and children living like wild animals in the backwoods of Sydney; all of them suffering from a variety of jungle ailments and elephant man style deform

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New Magazine for Virgins Is Smut for the Celibate

Apparently, being a virgin is the “in” thing these days, especially in Japan, where recent studies have found that nearly 70% of 18-19-year-olds, about 40% of 24-year-olds, and just over a quarter of 25-29-year-olds, have not yet had the pleasure of having sex. What is more shocking, however, is that the majority of these people actually celebrate their celibacy – they want to be virgins.

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Man Jumps to His Death Because Girlfriend Refuses to Stop Shopping

This gives a new meaning to the phrase “shop til' you drop.”

A five-hour shopping spree at a mall in China took a turn for the tragic, earlier this week, when a man jumped to his death after his girlfriend refused to stop shopping

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New Government Spy Satellite Can Watch 40-Percent of the World at One Time

The Department of Defense has designed the epitome of Big Brother technology: a super invasive spy telescope capable of watching 40-percent of the Earth simultaneously.

The satellite that is being called the Membrane Optical Imager for Real-Time Exploitation (MOIRE) was designed by DARPA, the Pentagon agency commissioned to create the next level of kill mode military weaponry

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Midnight Breakfast Helps UTEP Students Fuel Up For Finals

 

We are almost done with this semester, fellow UTEP students. After all the assignments and stress, we can take a few hours to enjoy some free food and music at this semester's Midnight Breakfast.

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U.S. Government Spying on Americans With Octopus Rocket

Some people believe that theories revolving around the U.S. Government and its efforts to spy on American citizens is simply paranoid propaganda conjured up by anti-government groups and conspiracy theorists.

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Researchers Say Masturbation Could Save Your Life

Punchin’ the munchkin may have once been believed to cause blindness and insanity, but a new study suggests that masturbation may actually have a fistful of health benefits.

According to researchers fro

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Townsquare Media Job Opening – Live Events Coordinator

Live Events Coordinator

El Paso, Texas

Townsquare Live Events, LLC

Job Requirements: 

  1. Deep familiarity with your coverage area, including:
  • Our products: radio stations, websites, Seize the Deal, Townsquare Interactive, Townsquare Deals.  How can we use each product as an asset to enhance or help sell an event?  What is the demographic of your listeners and buyers to support the events that are created?
  • Venues: arenas, fairgrounds, hote
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Estela Casas’ Sassy Side – Was She Caught Being Candid on TV?

One of our lovely KLAQ Morning Show Twitter followers tweeted out this video to us and it made my day. KVIA news anchor, Estela Casas was caught joking around with one of their news stories.

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