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Only If Your Pets Could Talk, It Might Be Possible

Listen up Dog and Cat lovers.

Just imagine if the family pet could talk. You're out late and out of the blue you hear "Where have the %$#@ have You been ?"

Scary , but possible!

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5 Simple Secerts For Winning Contests On KLAQ

Wonder why you never win anything on KLAQ?  Is it just bad luck on your part or that the phone lines are always busy?

Here are 5 SIMPLE  tips and secrets you should follow.

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El Paso Ranked 3rd Worst Dressed Big City In America

Thanks to one of our awesome listeners, Dennis, I just found out El Paso has made it to the top of another bad list! At least we aren't alone this time, Albuquerque, NM shares our shame!

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14th Annual MLK Canned Food Drive Kicks Off Today

The Food Drive helps to replenish depleted shelves at agencies and organizations that serve people in need.

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El Paso Museum of History to Host Posada – Free Tamales, Hot Chocolate, and More!

The El Paso Museum of History will host a traditional Posada. It will take place Today Thursday, December 19th . They will have free tamales, hot chocolate, candy, a pinata and music plus free admission. Check out all the information inside.

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New Study Shows Sexual Frustration May Cause Men to Die Prematurely

Men have been saying for years that if they don’t get laid, they will die. Turns out there may actually be something to that.

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It’s Time to Put Some Pornaments On Your XXX-Mas Tree [PHOTOS]

Christmas is a special time of year, especially if you are cool enough to put up a XXX-mas tree, decorated with this extremely Hustler-esque collection of holiday ornaments from those filthy bastards at the Dirty Flirty Novelty Company.

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Mega Millions Hits Record $586 Million, What Would You Buy?

What would you do if you won the $550 Million Dollar Mega Millions? (That's Half a Billion Dollars!)

 If you're like most, you've been daydreaming about how you would spend the jackpot. Take care of family, new car(s), new house(s), vacations and retirement are just some of the things that come to mind.

But the truth of it all is very basic, THE ODDS of winning are HUGE! 1 in 259 MILLION chance of winning.

You have a better change of getting hit by a meteor. ( 1 in 100 Million)

Good news is, IT can Happen!

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Authorities Uncover Morbid Incest Cult Spanning Four Generations of Inbreeding

The recent discovery of a morbid incest cult located in the foothills of Australia earlier last week has the entire country in a state of shock and disbelief.

Authorities recently found about 40 adults and children living like wild animals in the backwoods of Sydney; all of them suffering from a variety of jungle ailments and elephant man style deform

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New Magazine for Virgins Is Smut for the Celibate

Apparently, being a virgin is the “in” thing these days, especially in Japan, where recent studies have found that nearly 70% of 18-19-year-olds, about 40% of 24-year-olds, and just over a quarter of 25-29-year-olds, have not yet had the pleasure of having sex. What is more shocking, however, is that the majority of these people actually celebrate their celibacy – they want to be virgins.

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Man Jumps to His Death Because Girlfriend Refuses to Stop Shopping

This gives a new meaning to the phrase “shop til' you drop.”

A five-hour shopping spree at a mall in China took a turn for the tragic, earlier this week, when a man jumped to his death after his girlfriend refused to stop shopping

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New Government Spy Satellite Can Watch 40-Percent of the World at One Time

The Department of Defense has designed the epitome of Big Brother technology: a super invasive spy telescope capable of watching 40-percent of the Earth simultaneously.

The satellite that is being called the Membrane Optical Imager for Real-Time Exploitation (MOIRE) was designed by DARPA, the Pentagon agency commissioned to create the next level of kill mode military weaponry

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