I'm surprised no one else has hit up Mr. Lombardo with something like this before now. This is a fantastic offer from "the world's premier unsigned western Massachusetts thrash-metal band" for Dave to join their band. They can pay him a fine salary for each gig, they have tasks already set for him, and can even get him a $20 Red Robin Gift Certificate!
March 20, 2013 Apparently Canada thinks the video below is an effective anti-smoking ad for social smokers.
March 20, 2013 I'm not much of a zombie fan like some of you probably are, but I wouldn't be able to consume an edible crime scene.
A lot of people don't seem to get this whole "debt crisis" thing that's been talked about so much over the last few years. And while this is sort of political, it's not aimed at a party, so don't get your knickers in a twist. This is about all politicians, and the situation they've gotten us into. Enjoy!
The amount of people ditching work on the first few days of the NCAA tournament will probably cripple the economy. The country will make up for the workforce stoppage by spending all our money on beer to drink during the games. See how it all balances out? For we are a nation who shall always persevere.
March 20, 2013 At first I found this such a stereotypical portrayal of Mexicans. Then I thought about how many of these applied to me. That's when it started becoming hysterical to watch.
March 20, 2013 At first I didn't believe bread could ever do these things. That is, until I saw Julian's Low Carb bread. Then I wanted to throw up.
March 19, 2013 A guy did a flip over two cops and made them mad. So mad they arrested him.
It's been many years since the destruction of the Death Star, and there have been many questions about the incident since. Of course, there are those who deny the Death Star even existed, but the deniers have never been able to explain away all the information or video footage. But what has never been explored in depth, is the likelihood of the "impossible" shot that brought the moon-sized space station down.
Could it have been an inside job?
Ladies, the next time you see a guy at a party, or a bar, or wherever, and you want to get to know him a little bit better. This is the pickup line to use. He'll instantly know you're a cool, fun, open person who isn't there to play games. It could start the most amazing relationship either of you have ever imagined; a completely transcendent, life-changing experience!
Dear Abby,
It's something that used to be just, "Look at the size of the rock her fiancee got her as an engagement ring!", and has now become, "Jesus! Look at the size of that plastic thing on her hand!"
I will admit right now, that I am fashion illiterate.
March 16, 2013 Growing up I always thought cats have been the smartest pets compared to dogs.
