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Even Mexican Pastries Come Knocked Up – Scott Nearly Killed By Baby Jesus

Scott Ronson — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 23:50:57 +0000

It’s been a year now, I aint touchin that baby jesus pastry this year!!!!! This story could only happen to RALAMPAGO BLANCO. Today I get to work and in the kitchen area in some kinda Mexican pastry that has no flavor ( is there any other kind?) and I decide to grab a chunk and fill my [...]

Did You Get a Terrible Gift That You Exchanged or Want to Exchange? Tell Us!

Johnnie Walker — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 18:02:30 +0000

Every year, we get together and exchanged gifts for Christmas, Hanukkah, Festivus...and we spend time trying to think of the perfect gift for everyone on the list. Usually we do a pretty good job, but sometimes things come out a little wonky. Maybe it was Uncle Raul who likes Barry White, and not that Slayer CD you gave him? Who knows.

What weird gift did you get this year? Something that made you think, "What the HELL were they thinking?"

Now That Christmas Is Past, What About The Christmas Tree [VIDEO]

Dubba G — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 14:31:02 +0000

Unless you go the fake tree route, you’ve got a huge plant dying in your living room. You wandered all over to find the perfect tree, went through hell getting it home and set up in the house; then spent forever decorating it. (And probably sent/posted hundreds of pictures of it so everyone would be [...]

Christmas Lights And Metal … Ya' Gotta Love 'Em [VIDEO]

Dubba G — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 14:36:18 +0000

These two houses are pretty insane! I know, I know … Christmas is over. I’m still feeling it though so here are a couple of cool videos for you to check out. I did’nt do any lights this year at my place … I never had the time. I never even got to go out [...]

Adorable Zoo Animals Open Presents For Christmas [VIDEO]

Lisa Sanchez — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 23:51:31 +0000

I absolutely LOVE animals and my dog got many presents for Christmas today. But at the London Zoo, the animals were given many different types of presents to open. Animals likelions, penguins, and meerkats (oh my?) were given stockings and boxes filled with meat, fish, and mealworms. Delicious! Check out the cute video below!

My Favorite Family Christmas Tradition…..What's Yours?

Lisa Sanchez — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 23:38:02 +0000

Everyone’s family has different traditions of what they like to do for the holidays. Let us know what your favorite tradition is and I’ll let you know mine! Every Christmas my family loves to go to the movies together. We all fight over which movie we want to see, but in the end it’s usually [...]

Wishing You A Very Merry Christmas KLAQ Style [VIDEO]

Veronica Gonzalez — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 07:43:40 +0000

I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas today with their loved ones especially the furry ones as well! I would normally listen to Nat King Cole for Christmas music but thought to myself that ain’t KLAQ style! So enjoy this video from a band that scares the daylights out of me singing ‘Oh Come [...]

Easy Gift They Can Get Now…….Facebook Giftcards!

Lisa Sanchez — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 03:59:51 +0000

So I was on Facebook today, online shopping for some Christmas gifts for me when Facebook asked if I would like to send a gift to my friends far away….and have them get it right now. Easy, quick, and I didn’t even have to wrap them! Facebook Gift cards are available through your own Facebook [...]

Find Where Santa Is……Check the NORAD Santa Tracker!

Lisa Sanchez — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 02:39:22 +0000

Show this to the kiddos to give them to keep them entertained where the big guy is! I’ll admit, even I was entertained by this. The NORAD Santa tracker shows the exact course Santa Clause is on and where he is located around the world. It also shows how many presents he has delivered and [...]

People in Japan Pre-Order KFC so They Can Eat it on Christmas

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 19:00:19 +0000

ChristmasÂ culinaryÂ traditions differ from nation to nation, but you’d probably be hard-pressed to find one more surprising than the one in Japan. On December 25th, residents of the island nation line up to buy buckets of KFC for their yuletide celebrations.In fact, someÂ forwardÂ thinking Japanese folks go as far as to pre-order theÂ Christmas party barrels up to [...]

How to Play Drinking Games With Your Family During The Holidays

Jim Lee — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 15:00:50 +0000

â€˜Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house, you could hear Grandpa yell â€œWaterfallâ€ then â€œdammit Iâ€™m housedâ€. The holidays can be pretty boring. You can only hear about Uncle Mortâ€™s foot maladies for so long. We all make what I think is the mistake of compartmentalizing the type of activities we do [...]

Ozzy Osbourne, You, and Christmas Eve – The Q Makes it Happen [VIDEO]

Dubba G — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 18:55:13 +0000

Yep, Ozzy Clause is coming to your casa this Christmas Eve! Ozzy and his 8 rockin’ reindeer take over The Q airwaves Christmas Eve beginning at Noon! Screw Comet and Blitzen and all those other wannabes! Ozzys sleigh is powered by the likes of Soundgarden, Metallica, AC/DC and more!! It’s an hours worth of tunes [...]

Halestorm's Lzzy Hale Talks Latex Pants, Christmas Presents + More

Liz Ramanand — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 15:54:36 +0000

Halestorm may have received an early Christmas gift with their Grammy nomination but when we spoke to frontwoman Lzzy Hale she humorously reflected on the presents she got last year and explains what she would like this Christmas.

Twisted Sister Takes Holiday Music To The Next Hysterical Level [VIDEO]

Johnnie Walker — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 19:00:18 +0000

Twisted Sister got into the Christmas music game a few years ago, twisting holiday music into TS songs, and having some fun with them. Here, they recreate their iconic “We’re Not Gonna Take It” video for this Christmas spoof. Enjoy! [button href="http://klaq.com/tags/christmas-songs/" title="Check out more cool Christmas songs" align="center"]

Top 5 Dirty Christmas Songs (NSFW)

Scott Ronson — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 22:51:40 +0000

Here are the top 5 dirtiest Christmas songs that you and your family members can learn and sing Christmas morning around the ol’ tanenbaum. Fra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra !!!!!!!!! By the way, these are, of course, NSFW!

Why Is Rudolphs Nose Red

Dubba G — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 21:12:41 +0000

All smart azz answers aside, seriously … why? Turns out there is a reason! A group of Dutch scientists (apparently, there’s not much to do in The Netherlands these days) have answered the question that has plagued mankind for at least ……. well, when I first saw this story I started to wonder. He’s overheating!! According to the [...]

Even More Christmas Music Faster – Could Christmas Be In Jeopardy?

Johnnie Walker — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 19:53:15 +0000

Check out some other Christmas songs we've posted, and have a rockin', metal holiday. Here's the latest Christmas song from Theocracy, called "Wynter Fever". Great band, cool songs, Happy Holidays. Throwing some devil-horns.

Another Metal Christmas Throwdown – Rudolph vs Frosty

Johnnie Walker — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 20:30:36 +0000

People like for Christmas figures to fight. Remember the first South Park video ever made by Matt and Trey was a fight between Jesus and Santa? Check out this throwdown between Rudolph and Frosty, from the great Georgia-based band, Theocracy. More metal Christmas songs, faster! [button href="http://klaq.com/tags/christmas-songs/" title="Check out more cool Christmas songs" align="center"]

Dubba Gs Mailbox: Rock Star Christmas Cards [PHOTO]

Dubba G — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 18:50:20 +0000

Going through the mail again … Christmas style! I get cool stuff in the mail all the time and around Christmas time, it can get really cool. We get gifts, food (like the 1,000 lb ham from SWAN. Thanks Ronnie! That one didn’t last long enough for me to get a picture though :/ …….) The cards rock [...]

Slutty Christmas Costumes On The Rise. Check out my favorite Costumes

Lisa Sanchez — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 06:17:19 +0000

Getting all types of skanky for Halloween is a must and a wonderful tradition I have been partaking in for years. Now, there is a new trend on the rise…..getting slutty for Santa. While I was out in California I saw one of the best pub crawls I have seen in a long time. Everyone [...]