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Torturing Telemarketers: “Crazy Monkey is Trashing my House!”

Hey, Telemarketer! Try to close that sale while an obviously agitated monkey is going berserk on the other end of the line.

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AUDIO: Good New / Bad News of the Week

Once a week we like to do a special, in-depth recap of some of the week's biggest stories. We take time to examine each of the selected stories from more than one angle.  The positive as well as the negative. The dark cloud and the silver lining. The Good News / Bad News of the Week...

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(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers

Back to the phones as we continue our mission to make life miserable for telemarketers.

Click on the jump link, below, to hear the audio from our latest installment of "Torturing Telemarketers"....

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60,000 People Sing the Great Song in History for the Greatest Video in History

60,000 people singing Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" is my heaven!

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The Great Nostradumbass-What Do The Moon, The Stars And The Sun Have in Common With Will Smith? [Audio]

Without ever seeing these envelopes, the Great Nostradumbass will divine their contents. Click on the jump link, below, and prepare to be amazed by his uncanny powers of precognition. He will dumbfound us with his eerie psychic skills. The Great Nostradumbass is right this way...

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Spanglish Word Of The Day: Injure [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is INJURE.

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Torturing Telemarketers: Tourette’s (Audio)

It's time for another installment of "Torturing Telemarketers".  Today, Hank tries to overcome his "tourette's syndrome" long enough to order car insurance.

How long will the teleMARKeter stay on the line as she's bombarded by abusive, but inventive, language? Click on the jump ling, below, to hear for yourself....

 

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Love Advice from Smoove B. Loveman

The Sexy Food Truck Lady

What up, ya'll? This here Smoove B. Loveman with yet another lesson in How to Get Yo' Freak On. Today, lesson #345…the lady food truck worker.

 

  Check it out. You have recently started eating downtown on Mills street where all the food trucks set up and serve lunch. Now, if you are like me, you believe a good food truck is like a good poonannny: Nice, clean, and not a lot of people eat there. Suddenly, you see her…a curvaceous,buxom brunette serving Fajita kabobs out the side of a bright red '58 Streamline trailer. You can tell by the way she handles those meat sticks that you must make her acquaintance...

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Spanglish Word Of The Day: Wendys [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is WENDYS. 

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Axl Rose Didn’t Always Sound Like Axl Rose [AUDIO]

We're all familiar with that high pitched scream but, he didn't always do it that way!

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Aranda’s Amazing Michael Jackson Medley at Balloonfest [VIDEO]

Yeah, Balloonfest was awesome. If you missed Aranda, you have got to see this!

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(AUDIO) 1 Minute Inside a Woman’s Head

Today's journey into the mysterious world of female cognition finds her contemplating her long three-day weekend. It's pretty scary.

If you're ready, you can hear the audio by clicking on the jump link, below...

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