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60,000 People Sing the Great Song in History for the Greatest Video in History

Intern Emily — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 17:59:28 +0000

60,000 people singing Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” is my heaven! While waiting for Green Day to perform at London’s Emirates Stadium, the anxious crowd sang their hearts out to “Bohemian Rhapsody”, which is pretty amazing. This made my day since it is one of my favorite songs and I adore the late, great Freddie Mercury. I [...]

The Great Nostradumbass-What Do The Moon, The Stars And The Sun Have in Common With Will Smith? [Audio]

Monster — Fri, 07 Jun 2013 17:00:38 +0000

Without ever seeing these envelopes, the Great Nostradumbass will divine their contents. Click on the jump link, below, and prepare to be amazed by his uncanny powers of precognition. He will dumbfound us with his eerie psychic skills. The Great Nostradumbass is right this way…

Spanglish Word Of The Day: Injure [Audio]

Monster — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 16:38:30 +0000

Time for another lesson in the language of the border…Spanglish. Today’s word is INJURE. You can listen to the lesson below:

Torturing Telemarketers: Tourette's (Audio)

Buzz Adams — Wed, 05 Jun 2013 17:38:38 +0000

It’s time for another installment of “Torturing Telemarketers”. Today, Hank tries to overcome his “tourette’s syndrome” long enough to order car insurance. How long will the teleMARKeter stay on the line as she’s bombarded by abusive, but inventive, language? Click on the jump ling, below, to hear for yourself….

Love Advice from Smoove B. Loveman

Buzz Adams — Tue, 04 Jun 2013 18:09:28 +0000

The Sexy Food Truck Lady

What up, ya'll? This here Smoove B. Loveman with yet another lesson in How to Get Yo' Freak On. Today, lesson #345…the lady food truck worker.

Check it out. You have recently started eating downtown on Mills street where all the food trucks set up and serve lunch. Now, if you are like me, you believe a good food truck is like a good poonannny: Nice, clean, and not a lot of people eat there. Suddenly, you see her…a curvaceous,buxom brunette serving Fajita kabobs out the side of a bright red '58 Streamline trailer. You can tell by the way she handles those meat sticks that you must make her acquaintance...

Spanglish Word Of The Day: Wendys [Audio]

Monster — Tue, 04 Jun 2013 17:02:39 +0000

Time for another lesson in the language of the border…Spanglish. Today’s word is WENDYS. You can here the lesson below:

Axl Rose Didn't Always Sound Like Axl Rose [AUDIO]

Dubba G — Thu, 30 May 2013 17:13:52 +0000

We’re all familiar with that high pitched scream but, he didn’t always do it that way! A recently discovered (and up til now, unreleased) track from the band Rapidfire gives us a glimpse of Axls‘ earlier style. (The band never really got anywhere, but young Axl found work with Guns N Roses and did all [...]

Aranda's Amazing Michael Jackson Medley at Balloonfest [VIDEO]

Intern Emily — Wed, 29 May 2013 00:54:38 +0000

Yeah, Balloonfest was awesome. If you missed Aranda, you have got to see this! Even if Aranda had a short performance, they still were amazing! I rushed to recorded this last song once they busted out, “The Way You Make Me Feel” by Michael Jackson. They didn’t just stop with one MJ song, they rocked [...]

(AUDIO) 1 Minute Inside a Woman's Head

Buzz Adams — Tue, 28 May 2013 17:40:35 +0000

Today’s journey into the mysterious world of female cognition finds her contemplating her long three-day weekend. It’s pretty scary. If you’re ready, you can hear the audio by clicking on the jump link, below…

Spanglish Word Of The Day: Cologne [Audio]

Monster — Tue, 28 May 2013 17:07:32 +0000

Time for another lesson in the language of the border…Spanglish. Today’s word is COLOGNE. You can listen to the lesson here:

Morning Show's Balloonfest Etiquette Guide

Buzz Adams — Fri, 24 May 2013 14:15:54 +0000

In the past week I have received multiple (2) requests to re-play Real El Paso Heroes: Balloonfest Etiquette Breakers. I’m happy to oblige. So here it is. Listen, enjoy, and hopefully learn a valuable lesson: Today, we salute you, Balloonfest Etiquette Breakers. Every year, For the Memorial Day Weekend you can be found at Wet [...]

INTERVIEW: Mark Tremonti

Buzz Adams — Thu, 23 May 2013 18:18:25 +0000

In our interview, Mark Tremonti talks about the Tremonti Project and their appearance at Ballonfest on Saturday, Wolfgang Van Halen, and the best way to celebrate his drummer’s birthday while in El Paso. To hear the audio of our interview with Mark, click on the jump link. It is right below this sentence.

Gabe Aranda Talks Balloonfest, Tornado Damage [AUDIO]

Buzz Adams — Tue, 21 May 2013 18:45:47 +0000

We've gotten to know Gabe and Dameon Aranda pretty well over the past few years. They've played at several of our events and, if you've ever seen them perform, you know they are a super, super talented band.

They're also good people. We'd been scheduled to talk to Gabe since Saturday about their upcoming performance at Balloonfest. Then the tornadoes hit Oklahoma right near where they make their homes. They'll still be here Sunday for Balloonfest, but our interview this morning took a different direction in light of the recent weather in OKC.

Spanglish Word Of The Day: Baghdad [Audio]

Monster — Tue, 21 May 2013 12:45:50 +0000

Time for another lesson in the language of the border…Spanglish. Today’s word is BAGHDAD. You can listen to the lesson here:

Torturing Telemarketers: Get Rid of My Wife

Buzz Adams — Mon, 20 May 2013 18:01:19 +0000

We’ve been doing these pranks on telemarketers for quite awhile now. This is the first time one has resulted in a murder-for-hire plot. At least, that’s what it sounds like is going on. To hear the shocking audio for yourself, click on the jump link. It is below this sentence…

(AUDIO) Good News / Bad News

Buzz Adams — Fri, 17 May 2013 17:22:03 +0000

Once again, we delve into this weeks news and look at selected stories from more than one angle. To hear this week’s Good News/Bad News click on the jump link, below…

(AUDIO) The Buzz vs. Lauren Prank War Escalates

Buzz Adams — Thu, 16 May 2013 18:15:12 +0000

Here's what's happened in the Buzz vs. Lauren Prank War so far:

Last week, Lauren or one of her henchmen put confetti into the air vents of my car and turned the air conditioner up to high blast. When I started my car, confetti blew everywhere. I thought may a filter or a manufacturers label had gotten shredded and I was considering taking it into the shop. A full day later the truth dawned on me.

Yesterday, I did this to Lauren's car...

How well did this prank work? Why don't I let Lauren tell you. Click below to hear the audio for yourself....

Five Finger Death Punch Team Up With Rob Halford [AUDIO]

Dubba G — Tue, 14 May 2013 18:42:48 +0000

Five Finger Death Punch are back at it and they called in a little help! The new Five Finger Death Punch single is called Lift Me Up and features a guest appearance by the metal god himself, Rob Halford! The new tracks debut was during the 2013 Revolver Golden Gods Awards Show. FFDP singer Ivan [...]

(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers: New Window Sales

Buzz Adams — Mon, 13 May 2013 19:38:34 +0000

Nothing is more gratifying than wasting a telemarketer's time and eventually making him so angry he hangs up on you.

Click on the jump link, below, to hear today's installment of Torturing Telemarketers....

(AUDIO) Good News / Bad News of the Week

Buzz Adams — Wed, 08 May 2013 19:54:25 +0000

Once a week we like to take a few timely news stories and really look at them from more than one angle. The silver lining as well as the dark cloud. The grass on both sides of the fence. The punchbowl as well as the turd.

Click the link, below, to hear this week's Good News/Bad News....