Can You Name a Supreme Court Justice? You Can? LOSER!
There is a report this week that says that only 1 out of 3 Americans can name a single Supreme Court Justice! Can you believe that?!? I mean, come on, people. The Supreme Court is the closest thing we have to the Jedi Council. Only without the mind reading. Or the light saber skills. Or the heterosexual female members.
I could name at least one so I guess that makes me smarter than average. But, I can name more original members of Wu Tang Clan than I can Justices, so you know that that makes me, don’t you? That’s right: well-rounded.
Nevertheless, I will do my best to name all 9 of the Super J’s using only this uncaptioned photo:
OK…this may be harder than I thought. Starting on the front row, left… we have Judge Long Dong Silver. Next to him is Judge Tony Scallops. To his right, Judge Dredd. Then Judge Reinhold.
Top row from far left: Judge…Judy? Um…then, Judge William Wapner. Standing next to him is Judge Joe Brown. Then Judge Judy the II.
Oh, and then stuck in a chair away from the rest of the group, looking like she cut the cheese and everybody got up and moved exactly 1 step to the right before the picture, is Judge Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg.
Whew! I wasn’t sure I could do it, but I did! Try it and see how many you can get. Oh, and don’t beat yourself up if you can’t get as many as I did. Only .0000001% of Americans can name them all like I did.