The “Dad-bod” is trending on social media and I feel like I can share my wisdom on this phenomenon. First, here is an example of the hottest physique in the world right now: The Dad-bod.

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 How did I achieve this marvel, you ask? Well, hypothetical question-asker, I have three tips to getting you to where I am.

1.)     Get a physically undemanding job.

2.)     Have kids

3.)     Give up on your dreams

That’s it! Follow these simple steps and the Dad-bod will soon be yours. With just a tiny bit of commitment, you’ll soon see the pounds condensing on (that is the opposite of “melting off”, isn’t it?).

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