5 Things I’d Rather Listen to than Buzz Complain About Posting
In case you haven’t heard Buzz’s views on being asked to post blogs on our website, here’s the gist of it- He hates it. Absolutely, 100%, completely, and without hesitation hates that he is asked to write blogs for our website. Unfortunately, it’s my job to get him to do it. I can’t do anything about it, but he still complains. So, after another day of listening to Buzz waste air time by complaining about writing a simple blog or two, I’ve come up with a list of things I’d rather hear than Buzz’s views on blogging.
I’d rather listen to a 10 minute loop of “The Nanny” laughing than one more complaint from Buzz. Honestly, if Spongebob and Fran Drescher had a baby, I’d rather listen to it laugh for five hours than listen to Buzz.
Governor Chris Christie Farting
Can you imagine how awful this would be?! I’m willing to chance it.
Rosie O’Donnell and Chris Farley having sex
So one is dead and the other is a lesbian, but whatever. I’d still rather hear two fat people have orgasmic sex than listen to Buzz. Oh.. OH... OHHHH... Shut it!
DAMN IT! Now it’s stuck in my head!
I actually found a Youtube video of nails on a chalkboard! Really! Click the title of this one and see. Man, you can really find anything on the internet. Just don’t google “Chris Christie farting”. Horrible decision.