In case you haven’t heard Buzz’s views on being asked to post blogs on our website, here’s the gist of it- He hates it. Absolutely, 100%, completely, and without hesitation hates that he is asked to write blogs for our website. Unfortunately, it’s my job to get him to do it. I can’t do anything about it, but he still complains. So, after another day of listening to Buzz waste air time by complaining about writing a simple blog or two, I’ve come up with a list of things I’d rather hear than Buzz’s views on blogging.

  • 5

    Fran Drescher’s Laugh

    I’d rather listen to a 10 minute loop of “The Nanny” laughing than one more complaint from Buzz. Honestly, if Spongebob and Fran Drescher had a baby, I’d rather listen to it laugh for five hours than listen to Buzz.

  • 4

    Governor Chris Christie Farting

    Can you imagine how awful this would be?! I’m willing to chance it.

  • 3

    Rosie O’Donnell and Chris Farley having sex

    So one is dead and the other is a lesbian, but whatever. I’d still rather hear two fat people have orgasmic sex than listen to Buzz. Oh.. OH... OHHHH... Shut it!

  • 2

    Rebecca Black’s Awful “Friday” Song... Repeatedly

    DAMN IT! Now it’s stuck in my head!

  • 1

    Nails on a Chalkboard

    I actually found a Youtube video of nails on a chalkboard! Really! Click the title of this one and see. Man, you can really find anything on the internet. Just don’t google “Chris Christie farting”. Horrible decision.