There's an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, where the gang gets stuck in a house because they're trying to "save" a vase like Indiana Jones would. Well, they end up in the bathroom and Dee has to pee really bad. Dennis tells her not to use the bathroom because it'll leave a bunch of DNA behind. Well, Dennis is right, and this guy should have watched that episode and taken notes.

Andrew David Jensen was arrested back on July 28th, after fecal matter left at the scene of the crime by Jensen, lead to a DNA test identifying him as the suspect. Jensen was arrested on suspicion of first-degree residential burglary, a felony. And his bail was set at $70,000.

Just in case you haven't seen the Always Sunny episode, it ends with one of the funniest plot twists ever. Just watch. Video courtesy of Chromatic BloodBloodBlood.