When, exactly, did newspaper comic strips cease to be funny or amusing in any way?  I haven't so much a chuckled at a comic strip since they quit making "Far Side".  So, I've made it my mission to take comic strips and make them either A.) hilarious, B.) profane, or C.) local.

Today, we're going with local. You can see the original strip here.

Click on the jump to view my improvements.