Bill Gates is a great humanitarian who has done many lifetimes worth of work for noble causes. He’s also given away more of his wealth than all but a very small number of people will ever have. But, he’s not very convincing when it comes to drinking water made out of human crap.

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In this video, Bill Gates demonstrates the Janicki Omniprocessor which turns human wastes (numbers 1 AND 2) into electricity….and drinking water.

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This is the waste that eventually goes through a Rube Goldberg-like contraption.

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thegatesnotes via Youtube
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Part of which comes out as water suitable for human consumption. Which Mr. Gates is happy to demonstrate for us!

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“This water was human waste five minutes earlier” . Bill Gates really looks thrilled too! You can watch the video, below, but take my word for it…Bill Gates takes the tiniest little sip from this cacagua. It’s like if you told a five year old who hates grapefruit juice that he had to take just one little sip and then he could go play…Bill Gates drinks, like, an eighth of that amount.

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This picture lasts for exactly one frame. C’mon, Gates! If I was going to drink poop-water, I’d chug the whole thing down! Bottoms up, Baby! You’re not really selling the whole “drinkable” angle when you drink like a cheerleader having her first wine cooler. I’ve seen hummingbirds that take bigger drinks than that. Be a man! Throw it back!

Whatever you do don’t make a face like you just drank a glass of crap….

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Too late.

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