Hello, fellow Internet user! Maybe you're not as tech-savvy as I am and you haven't heard of the latest "information-superhighway" craze.  It's called Vine and it's what all the super-hip social mediaratti are into now.

Here is a montage of the best Vine videos of 2013. I've noticed an interesting corollary: the more elaborately planned your video is in exact negative correlation to how funny your video is. Yes, even here on the cutting edge of computer based comedy, the funniest 6 seconds are still America's Funniest Home Video-style clips of people busting ass while running next to a swimming pool.  Slapstick is the purest form of humor and Bob Saget is it's prophet.