Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker walk into a bar...owned by Carlito Brigante who has Vincent (Tom Cruise's killer from Collateral), RoboCop and Blade as bouncers while Saturday Night Fever's John Travolta and Basic Instinct's Sharon Stone boogie as Tony Montana gets his buzz on while being stalked by the Terminator.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

It's called "Hell's Club" and it's a mashup of some of the biggest movies ever. Thing is, it's so well-cut you barely know where one classic blockbuster ends and another begins.

Those aren't the only big names you'll see, either. Not by a long shot.

It all springs from the mind of editor Antonio Maria da Silva (check that link for his YouTube page), who takes one of filmdom's most common settings for plot-thickening -- the nightclub -- and manages to cram in every one of the seven deadly sins. Pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath and sloth -- they're all there, along with Ah-nold, who's just doing what he's programmed to do.

It's a brilliant piece of film editing. (Be sure to stick around after the credits, too.)

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