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Bart Simpsons Chalkboard Lines. All Of ‘Em!

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Being the Simpsons fan that I am, I HAD to post this!

At the beginning of each episode (as I’m sure you all know) bad boy Bart can usually be found writing on the chalkboard.  Apologizing for some transgression which is usually pretty funny.  Some of my favorites include;

Beer In A Milk Carton Is Not Milk

I Will Not Flush Evidence

Nobody Reads These Anymore

There was also an episode where they misspelled a guest stars name in the credits.  The NEXT episode had Bart writing I Will Not Misspell “Whoevers” name.  Classic!!!!!!!

To celebrate The Simpsons 500th episode, cabletv.com has compiled ALL of Barts scribblings!  Check ‘em out!!

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