Someone uncovered this ridiculous 1997 instructional video featuring a woman teaching you the tricks to cybersex. I can't learn her ways of the internet, until I find out how she magically takes off her shirt.

After watching this awkward video, she believes her audience will have the confidence to "tell the world you have arrived" on shady cybersex sites. Maybe these tricks can still work on dating sites, but try to keep your shirt on.

I feel incredibly awkward watching this video, but that cybersex conversation really makes me want to punch my computer.