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	<title>THE Q ROCKS &#187; Teresa Provencio</title>
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		<title>Lion Dog Sparks 911 Calls [VIDEO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2013 13:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A dog that has been groomed to look like a lion caused neighbors to call 911!  People thought they saw a baby lion prowling around the neighborhood.  Turns out it was a Labrador-poodle mix named Charles the Monarch that has been groomed to resemble Old Dominion University&#8217;s mascot.  Hilarious! &#160; &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A dog that has been groomed to look like a lion caused neighbors to call 911!</p>
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		<title>Hot Air Balloon Wedding CrashesA! [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/hot-air-balloon-wedding-crashesa-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Morning Show]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A wedding in a hot air balloon in San Diego ended in a crash landing. Right after the couple said their vows, the balloon was hit by a strong wind gust and the pilot had to crash land in a backyard.  There were 14 people on the balloon and luckily one of them recorded the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A wedding in a hot air balloon in San Diego ended in a crash landing.</p>
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		<title>Best Funeral Ever &#8211; The Newest Shocking Show on TLC [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/best-funeral-ever-video/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/best-funeral-ever-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2013 15:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Morning Show]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[best funeral ever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmas]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a new show on The Learning Channel (TLC) that is one of the greatest I&#8217;ve ever seen.  It&#8217;s called Best Funeral Ever, and makes mourning fun!  TLC could overtake Bravo as my favorite network.   This funeral is for a person who loved Christmas.  We&#8217;ve got it all at this one.  The deceased comes in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There's a new show on The Learning Channel (TLC) that is one of the greatest I've ever seen.  It's called Best Funeral Ever, and makes mourning fun!</p>
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		<title>Another Gem From The &quot;Friday&quot; Guy [Video]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/another-gem-from-the-friday-guy-video/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/another-gem-from-the-friday-guy-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2013 13:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Morning Show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jumping rope]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tweenchronic]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone really needs to stop this man from making &#8220;music.&#8221; The guy who did Rebecca Black&#8217;s &#8220;Friday&#8221; and the &#8220;Thanksgiving Song&#8221; is back with another horrible song and music video.  This one features a girl group called Tweenchronic and it has horrible lyrics.  Very gangsta song about jumping rope.  It makes me want to hang [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone really needs to stop this man from making "music."</p>
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		<title>Friday Delayed Openings And Cancellations Due To Snow Storm</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/friday-delayed-openings-and-cancellations-due-to-snow-storm/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/friday-delayed-openings-and-cancellations-due-to-snow-storm/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 13:47:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Local]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Public Service]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cancellations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[closures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[delays]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have received word of delayed Friday openings to avoid hazardous early morning roads.  The El Paso Zoo will open at noon Convention and Visitors Bureau opens at 10:00 a.m. City Parks and Recreation opens at 10:00 a.m. City Hall will open at 10:00 a.m. Sun Metro is running on a regular schedule UTEP, EPISD, [...]]]></description>
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<li>We have received word of delayed Friday openings to avoid hazardous early morning roads.<br />
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		<title>Winter Has Arrived In El Paso &#8211; El Paso School and Road Closures</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/winter-has-arrived-in-el-paso/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/winter-has-arrived-in-el-paso/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2013 20:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[El Paso is going to get a taste of winter today with snow and extremely cold temperatures.  The National Weather Service has issued a Winter Storm Warning for El Paso starting at 8 am Thursday.  Anywhere from 2-5 inches of snow is expected to fall with heavier amounts in isolated locations.  Of main concern is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>El Paso is going to get a taste of winter today with snow and extremely cold temperatures.</p>
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		<title>Gnome Nativity Scene &#8211; The Best Gift of All Time?</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/my-favorite-christmas-gift/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/my-favorite-christmas-gift/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 16:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Morning Show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gnome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nativity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I adore garden gnomes and was so happy when I opened this gift on Christmas morning!  This was a gift I got from my sister.  The best part of the Gnome Nativity is the baby Jesus.  He sleeps in a mushroom!  The angel has a halo on the tip of her little gnome hat.  It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I adore garden gnomes and was so happy when I opened this gift on Christmas morning!</p>
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		<title>Hilarious Old Couple Can&#039;t Get It Right! [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/hilarious-old-couple-cant-get-it-right-video/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/hilarious-old-couple-cant-get-it-right-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 12:43:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Morning Show]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[dysart's]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This video is outtakes from a commercial for Dysarts Restaurant in Maine.  This couple reminds me of my parents, you can tell they&#8217;ve been together forever by the way they treat each other.  The man just can&#8217;t get the words right, take after take.  He&#8217;s supposed to say &#8220;baked in a buttery, flaky crust.&#8221;   [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This video is outtakes from a commercial for Dysarts Restaurant in Maine.  This couple reminds me of my parents, you can tell they've been together forever by the way they treat each other.</p>
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		<title>Golden Eagle Snatches Kid!  [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/golden-eagle-snatches-kid-nsfw-video/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/golden-eagle-snatches-kid-nsfw-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 15:34:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Morning Show]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has got to be a mother&#8217;s worst nightmare!  A fun day in a Montreal park turns very scary! People are questioning the authenticity of this video, but most say it is real.  Imagine a fun day in the park with the kids when the unimaginable happens.  A Golden Eagle swoops down, snatches your kid [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This has got to be a mother's worst nightmare!  A fun day in a Montreal park turns very scary!</p>
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		<title>50 Shades of Takei [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/50-shades-of-takei-video/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/50-shades-of-takei-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 13:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Morning Show]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[fifty shades of grey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[george takei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mo-sho video]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#8217;t think there was anything funny about the book &#8220;Fifty Shades of Grey&#8221;, but leave it to George Takei to make it hilarious.  Star Trek&#8217;s Mr. Sulu reads a few passages from the book that&#8217;s been called &#8220;mommy porn.&#8221;  Oh my. &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I didn't think there was anything funny about the book "Fifty Shades of Grey", but leave it to George Takei to make it hilarious.</p>
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		<title>Woman To Sue Cops Over Roadside Cavity Search [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/woman-to-sue-cops-over-roadside-cavity-search-video/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/woman-to-sue-cops-over-roadside-cavity-search-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 12:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Morning Show]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman is suing Texas cops because she and her niece were subjected to a full cavity search on the side of the highway. The cop that pulled Angel Dobbs and her niece Ashley over suspected them of having marijuana in the car.  He claimed they were behaving strangely, so he called for a female [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman is suing Texas cops because she and her niece were subjected to a full cavity search on the side of the highway.</p>
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		<title>Battle Of The Beauty Queens &#8211; Mugshot Edition [POLL]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/battle-of-the-beauty-queens-mugshot-edition-poll/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/battle-of-the-beauty-queens-mugshot-edition-poll/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2012 10:29:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Local]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Morning Show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beauty pageant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[miss el paso]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[miss las cruces]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We want to see who you think has the hottest mugshot &#8211; former Miss El Paso Lorena Tavera or current Miss Las Cruces Sarah J. Richardson. &#160; Tavera was arrested for allegedly shoplifting a $69 blouse from Dillards.  London&#8217;s Daily Mail named the hottest mugshot. Richardson was arrested for aggravated DWI after she hit a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We want to see who you think has the hottest mugshot - former Miss El Paso Lorena Tavera or current Miss Las Cruces Sarah J. Richardson.</p>
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		<title>Miss Las Cruces Busted For DWI</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/miss-las-cruces-busted-for-dwi/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/miss-las-cruces-busted-for-dwi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2012 13:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Local]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Miss Las Cruces has been charged with aggravated DWI after she hit a light pole and caused a power outage Sunday night.  Sarah J. Richardson, originally from Alamogordo, drover her PT Cruiser into a light pole which landed on a traffic light.  One car was hit by falling wires, and the wires go tangled up [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Miss Las Cruces has been charged with aggravated DWI after she hit a light pole and caused a power outage Sunday night.</p>
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		<title>Come Visit the KLAQ Morning Show This Friday</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/come-visit-the-klaq-morning-show-this-friday/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/come-visit-the-klaq-morning-show-this-friday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 19:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;d like to invite you to the KLAQ Morning Show Open House Office Party Potluck Gift Exchange and Autograph Signing! On Friday, December 21st the KLAQ Morning Show is going to have one heck of an event! We are inviting our listeners to come by the KLAQ studio at 4180 N. Mesa between 6:15 a.m. and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We'd like to invite you to the KLAQ Morning Show Open House Office Party Potluck Gift Exchange and Autograph Signing!</p>
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		<title>Man Caught Stealing Miley Cyrus Blow-Up Doll [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/man-caught-stealing-miley-cyrus-blow-up-doll-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 14:43:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How embarrassing.  A 22-year-old North Carolina man is facing charges after he allegedly shoplifted a blow-up doll resembling Miley Cyrus.  Benjamin Green was caught after he was spotted by an employee of Spencer&#8217;s Gifts taking the &#8220;Finally Mylie!  Love Doll&#8221; (creepy!)  out of it&#8217;s box and hiding it inside his coat.  The employee confronted him [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How embarrassing.  A 22-year-old North Carolina man is facing charges after he allegedly shoplifted a blow-up doll resembling Miley Cyrus.</p>
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		<title>Adam Sandler Doing What He Does Best For Hurricane Sandy Relief [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/adam-sandler-doing-what-he-does-best-for-hurrican-sandy-relief-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2012 18:42:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[121212 Concert for Hurricane Sandy Relief]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adam Sandler appeared at the 12-12-12 Concert for Hurricane Sandy Relief.  Here we have him at his best, parodying &#8220;Hallelujah/Sandy Screw Ya&#8221; with Paul Schaeffer.  Sandler hasn&#8217;t made a really funny movie in quite a while, but he can sure do a mean parody. &#160; &#160; &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Adam Sandler appeared at the 12-12-12 Concert for Hurricane Sandy Relief.  Here we have him at his best, parodying "Hallelujah/Sandy Screw Ya" with Paul Schaeffer.</p>
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		<title>State Championship Winning Coach Chris Forbes On Morning Show [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/142209/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2012 14:06:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Local]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[21 outs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chris Forbes, coach of the 2009 Texas State Champion Socorro High School baseball team will be on the KLAQ Morning Show this morning at 7:30 to talk about the movie about the team.   21 Outs is the story of Coach Chris Forbes and the 2009 Texas State Champion Socorro High School Baseball team. The team [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chris Forbes, coach of the 2009 Texas State Champion Socorro High School baseball team will be on the KLAQ Morning Show this morning at 7:30 to talk about the movie about the team.</p>
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		<title>KLAQ Morning Show Talks To The Turtleman [AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/klaq-morning-show-talks-to-the-turtleman-audio/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/klaq-morning-show-talks-to-the-turtleman-audio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 18:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Morning Show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[call of the wildman]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The KLAQ Morning Show got to speak with Ernie Brown, Jr., aka Turtleman on this morning&#8217;s show.    Turtleman was joined by his right-hand man Neal James.  We talked about some of Turtleman&#8217;s previous adventures capturing critters.  He doesn&#8217;t only go after snapping turtles.  I&#8217;ve seen him capture possums, raccoons, a wild turkey and an [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The KLAQ Morning Show got to speak with Ernie Brown, Jr., aka Turtleman on this morning's show.  </p>
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		<title>Call Of The Wildman&#039;s Turtleman On KLAQ Morning Show This AM [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/call-of-the-wildmans-turtleman-on-klaq-morning-show-this-am-video/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/call-of-the-wildmans-turtleman-on-klaq-morning-show-this-am-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 14:37:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am so excited we are going to speak with one of my favorite TV stars, Ernie Brown, Jr., star of Discovery Channel&#8217;s Call of the Wildman.     Tune in at 8:00 am this morning.  Check out some live action!  This guy catches all kinds of critters with his bare hands.  He then releases the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am so excited we are going to speak with one of my favorite TV stars, Ernie Brown, Jr., star of Discovery Channel's Call of the Wildman.  </p>
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		<title>Ho Ho Hotties &#8211; KLAQ Hottie Battle [POLL]</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/ho-ho-hotties-klaq-hottie-battle-poll/</link>
		<comments>http://klaq.com/ho-ho-hotties-klaq-hottie-battle-poll/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 18:03:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Teresa Provencio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hottie Battle]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get ready to vote for this week&#8217;s Hottie!    Congratulations to last week&#8217;s winner Abbey!  She will be sporting a one-of-a-kind, can&#8217;t buy it KLAQ Hottie t-shirt! Abbey, swing by our office to get your t-shirt! Now let&#8217;s meet this week&#8217;s contestants! 20-year-old Loretta says &#8220;My name is Loretta I&#8217;m very out going my friend [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get ready to vote for this week's Hottie!  </p>
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