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	<title>THE Q ROCKS &#187; Super Mario</title>
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		<title>No Parking! A Tip for this Weekend&#039;s Monster Truck Show [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is what happens when you park somewhere you shouldn&#8217;t! May this be a tip for you people that PARK wherever you think you can ! Please make note &#8230; It happened at the &#8220;Redneck YACHT Club.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Random APP of the Week.. &quot;Superbowl Squares&quot;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As Superbowl XLVI approaches. You know you&#8217;ve done it or your other Half  has done it . Ever wonder how to keep track of all the Office pools that  you paid $50 for . Well.. YUP there&#8217;s an APP for that. Android users search for &#8220;Super Bowl Squares Game&#8221; (or click on the picture ) IPhone users  search for &#8220;Superbowl Squares&#8221; As per Android Market : This game is specifically for Super [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/random-app-of-the-week-superbowl-squares/</link>
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		<title>Random APP of the Week ..LOW RIDERS [video]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[To All my Homies  in El Paso.Get that IPhone or  Android Phone out. They have an APP for THAT !! LOW RIDERS !.. Now you can own your very own Low Rider VATO !!! SHECK IT OUT !! The Ultimate Create A Lowrider Car Game. Build your own custom car from your mobile phone. You Can do Car Hopping,Car Dancing, Custom wheels and your choice of Knock Offs Bumper Kits Skirts [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/random-app-of-the-week-low-riders-video/</link>
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		<title>Top 10 Commonly Broken New Year&#039;s Resolutions</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It  took me on 1 Day to break one of my New Years Resolution Cursing (cussing,swearing ,using bad language.. etc. ) Ever wonder what are some of the Most Commonly broken New Years Resolutions? Did You Break any ? Lets Count them Down from 10 to 1 &#160; 10. Spend More time with the Family :Got to work , to make Money ! &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; 9.Travel More: [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/top-10-commonly-broken-new-years-resolutions/</link>
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		<title>Could THIS be Van-Halen&#039;s &quot;New&quot; CD Cover ?[Photo]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lots of News about  VH&#8217;s new CD .. But what will it look like ?!? Could it  be that  the folks at Van-Halen mistakenly  sent me the cover? We will ALL find out on  2/7/12, but for the mean time .. here&#8217;s what  I have !! Enjoy ! According to  The Van Halen News Desk  (www.vhnd.com) These are the dates that they have posted. JANUARY 3rd: *CONCERT DATES &#38; CITIES ANNOUNCED for first [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just in time for the Holidays, Boots that &quot;Light Up&quot;! Yeah Baby! [video]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here in Texas. Boots are a part of Life. We are used to seeing everyone from Babies to Seniors, Heavy Metal Headbanger to Twangy Country Folks,Ditch diggers to Office workers. You get the picture . But our Friends from across the border ,have taken this to a new Level. YES&#8230; LIGHTS! Our Friends the &#8220;Chuntaros&#8221; (Pronounced:CHOON-tah-roh ) are taking this art to a New level. Lets Not forget the matching [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/just-in-time-for-the-holidays-boots-that-light-up-yeah-baby-video/</link>
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		<title>Christmas Gifts Made Simple! Big Ass Brick o&#039; Soap [PHOTO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Ever wonder what to buy that Man, Boyfriend, Lover, BFF, Husband, Douche Bag&#8230;whomever&#8230;for the Holidays ? How about a Duke Cannon  &#8221;Big Ass Brick of Soap&#8221;! From the advertisement: &#8220;DUKE CANNON ISN’T FOR EVERYONE.AND QUITE FRANKLY, HE PREFERS IT THAT WAY. AFTER ALL, DUKE CANNON DOESN’T DINE WITH VEGANS AND HE COULD GIVE A FLYING F&#8230; ABOUT YOUR NEW IPAD. DUKE CANNON COMES FROM A DIFFERENT ERA&#8211;AN ERA WHEN MEN HAD A GREATER [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/christmas-gifts-made-simple-big-ass-soap-brick/</link>
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		<title>How Many Broken, Outdated and Weird Things Can You Find In Your Office? [PHOTO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It  took Me 5 Minutes (without trying ) to find 13 Broken, Outdated and Weird things . I challenge you  to  send me some of the stuff that you  find around your office  .I&#8217;ll post the Weirdest Thing  in Your office ,and Set you up with a few CD singles (our Choice ) that we have  laying  around. It has to be IN your Office ! Deal?  Ill post the winner Mid week [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/how-many-brokenoutdated-and-weird-things-can-you-find-in-your-office/</link>
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		<title>Chocolate covered WHAT? What&#039;s Next ? Onions ?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Forget the fudge . I&#8217;ve tasted all sorts of Holiday goodies &#8230;but if you want too spice things up at your holiday gatherings ..bust out these Chocolate Covered Jalapenos ($60-$90). Available in batches of one or two dozen, you get to choose the types of chocolate — dark, milk, white, or a few of each — to cover the outside of either sweet, spicy, or a mixture of sweet and spicy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/whatss-next-chocolete-covered-tomatos/</link>
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		<title>Anti-Rape Condoms ?!?! WTH?!?!? This is going to hurt!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Will Jagged Teeth Deter World Cup Sex Assaults?  A South African doctor has created a female condom that puts teeth in the fight against rape.The anti-rape condom, called &#8220;Rape-aXe,&#8221; features rows of jagged hooks designed to attach to a man&#8217;s penis during penetration. Once attached, the condom can only be removed by a doctor &#8211; hopefully when authorities can arrest him, Dr. Sonnet Ehlers, the condom&#8217;s designer, told CNN. &#8220;It hurts, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/anti-rape-condoms-wth-this-is-going-to-hurt/</link>
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		<title>MOM.. I told YOU .. Dont throw away MY COMICS !</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WHY MOM &#8230; WHY !! Action Comics 1 sells for $2.16 million Call it what  you want, Pack-Rat , Hoarder… Everyone  collects something. As a kid I collected cards , action  figures and yes  Comics books . I remember my mother telling me ( in Spanish) “throw that  crap away !” A rare and pristine copy of the first issue of Action Comics, famed for the first appearance of Superman, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/mom-i-told-you-dont-throw-away-my-comics/</link>
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		<title>Rolling Stone, You DID it  again TOP 100 Guitarists ? Think you maybe Missing a FEW!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WHAT HAPPENED TO Steve Vai, Joe Satriani? Randy Rhodes at # 36? I will agree with some if not most of the list  BUT PLEASE! There&#8217;s nothing like a good list to spark a little debate among music fans. Today, Rolling Stone unveiled their newest 100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time list, and while there should be no complaints about who&#8217;s Number One, the ranking of the other 99 can [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/rolling-stone-you-did-it-again-top-100-guitarists-think-you-maybe-missing-a-few/</link>
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		<title>SuperMario&#039;s Streetfood Adventure:   &quot;Mega Hot Dog&#039;s: Juaritos Style&quot;?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[﻿﻿A HOTDOG! How can you Screw up a Hotdog? I have had my share of some bad food, but this is a first . This week we head down to I-10 and Horizon Blvd.  Just passed the truck stops. Most People in El Paso have heard or read about the Juarez foot long. If not let me explain , Picture this … : It’s a combination of everything  that is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/supermarios-streetfood-adventure-mega-hot-dogs-juaritos-style/</link>
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		<title>SuperMario&#039;s Streetfood Adventure: &quot;Create Gourmet Eats&quot; ?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Gourmet EATS? From a  Food Truck? In all my  Street Food Adventures I have Never had to battle a mob of kids to  get a  burger .I will say ,Eastwood High School Kids are Spoiled ! But for this reason .. Create Gourmet Eats Food Truck! I drive to the east side just behind Eastwood High School  to find a MOB of kids around a sea of Lunch Trucks ( roach [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/supermarios-streetfood-adventure-create-gourmet-eats/</link>
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		<title>Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums of All-Time according to Yahoo  &#8230;WTF!!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WHAT THE  %@&#38;K  Yahoo!!! You are really  YAHOOED !!! According to Rob O&#8217;Conneor a Music writer(blogger) for Yahoo ,he listed the top 10 Worst Heavy  Metal albums of all times. WHAT ARE YOU LISTEING  TO ROB !!! &#8230; I may  agree with some of your list BUT OZZY ,METALLICA Who do you work for ? The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ? Here&#8217;s his top 10  See if you agree. 10) [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/ten-worst-heavy-metal-albums-of-all-time-according-to-yahoo-wtf/</link>
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		<title>Dummy  Missing!  Reward if Found</title>
		<description><![CDATA[NMSU.. WTH?!? Your Dummy is MISSING?! Las Cruces Crime Stoppers is offering a $1,000 reward for information that solves an Aggie mannequin mystery.The 6-foot-tall mannequin, which was wearing a New York Yankees uniform was reported stolen Friday from a practice field on campus, officials said Tuesday. As of this morning , the Dummy  hasn&#8217;t been found !]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/dummy-missing-reward-if-found/</link>
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		<title>SuperMario&#039;s Street Food Adventure: &quot;Machitos&quot;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WTH is a &#8220;Machito&#8221; NO its Not  a Small Male Chauvinist In all the years that I have eaten strange street food, I have never ever heard of a “Machito”. This week , Its East El Paso.!!! As I was driving down South on Zaragoza just passed I -10 with my Family. My wife notices this “Bus” looking thing , homemade speakers  pumping out badly recorded Mexican music ,smoke coming out from [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/supermarios-street-food-adventure-machitos/</link>
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		<title>Want some &quot;Schweddy Balls&quot;?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ben and Jerry .. WTH?!?!?  Schweddy Balls  Ice Cream ?!?! The seasonal treat was first made iconic in the Saturday Night Live skit by Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon as hosts of NPR&#8217;s fictional program &#8220;Delicious Dish,&#8221; and Alec Baldwin as guest Pete Schweddy – the owner of holiday confectionary company Season&#8217;s Eatings that specialized in spherical sweets. Now, after thirteen years, you too can be a sucker for Mr. Schweddy&#8217;s misshapen, glistening balls [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/want-some-schweddy-balls/</link>
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		<title>Out of this World Pizza!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Domino&#8217;s Announces &#8216;Plans&#8217; to Build Pizza Parlor on the Moon&#8230; WTH?? My  Japanese Bothers . STOP DRINKING  WARM SAKI!!! The Japanese arm of Domino&#8217;s Pizza was taking public relations to new heights Thursday with plans to build the first pizzeria on the moon, The (London) Daily Telegraph reported. The stunt follows rival chain Pizza Hut&#8217;s mission to the International Space Station in 2001, when a pizza was delivered to astronauts [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/how-would-you-like-your-pizza-deliveried/</link>
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		<title>Super Mario&#039;s Street Food Adventures: &quot;Caribbean Hot Dogs&quot;?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Hotdogs From the Caribbean? In El Paso ? So my adventure continues , I m driving down  Pellicano just as its about to end. WAY out east ,just  pass Loop 375. When out  of nowhere, I see a little red ,black and white umbrella. A group of about 10 people are gathered around this  Hot Dog CART ! Is it the heat? Figment of my sun fried mind? NO!!!! Its a Hot Dog Cart! I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/my-adventure-continues-caribbean-hot-dogs/</link>
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