Meet Rourke – a 23-year-old electronica snob who loves Bloody Marys, robots, gnomes, getting naked, and Italians. Do 1/4 Italians work? Not midgets… although, she does like gnomes. Do Italian gnomes work? We’ll make it work.
Meet Ellys – a 23-year-old SuicideGirl from Colombia who loves to drink, smoke pot, and get hot over a good musician. She also plays a hard death metal guitar, has a voodoo doll and takes pride in her oral abilities. Let’s just say her favorite number is between 68 and 70.
Meet Amarena, a 27-year-old from Illinois who’s into English Bulldogs, making “that’s what she said” jokes, cheese-filled pasta, ice cream and the toilet. Well, if you spend enough time there, it can become a fortress of solitude.
We sure don't know what's wrong with the rest of the Country but Scott's Boobs of the Day represent the U.S.A. better than the Country as a whole. This color-coded map that displays average breast size by country, produced by Bild.de.
Meet Terry – a 20 year old student from the Ukraine who loves listening to the Wu-Tang Clan, Joy Division, and Depeche Mode. She also enjoys watching David Lynch and Alfred Hitchcock movies, Daria, South Park, and Lie To Me. We can’t lie, Terry, we think you’re hella sweet.
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