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		<title>Spanglish Word Of The Day-Lettuce [Audio]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Time for another lesson in the language of the border&#8230;Spanglish.  Today&#8217;s word is LETTUCE.  You can listen to the lesson here: &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>Translator Teaches How To Say &quot;Coke&quot; [Video]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Check out this video in which a translator has found a new way to teach people how to say &#8220;coke.&#8221; I just hope nobody tells her that she&#8217;s doing it wrong. Video could be NSFW. Lost In Translation &#8211; Watch More Funny Videos]]></description>
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		<title>&quot;The Amazing Spiderman&quot; 4 Minute Preview [Video]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s something cool for all my fellow comic geeks.  Columbia Pictures has released a 4 minute preview for &#8220;The Amazing Spiderman.&#8221; The Amazing Spider-Man is the story of Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield), an outcast high schooler who was abandoned by his parents as a boy, leaving him to be raised by his Uncle Ben (Martin Sheen) and Aunt May (Sally Field). Like most teenagers, Peter is trying to figure out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spanglish Word Of The Day-Asbestos [Audio]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Time for another lesson in the language of the border&#8230;Spanglish.  Today&#8217;s word is ASBESTOS.  You can listen to the lesson here:]]></description>
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		<title>Hiney&#039;s Hiney Of The Week Has A Wild Side And Isn&#039;t Afraid To Show It [Photos]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Check out today&#8217;s Hiney&#8217;s Hiney of the week! Today&#8217;s lovely owner of this amazing Hiney describes herself as &#8220;very loving and caring and often quiet. But don&#8217;t let that fool you! I do have a wild side and I am not afraid to show it!&#8221; Thanks to all who participated in the Hiney’s ‘Hiney’ of the Week! Ladies, you can submit your Hiney pic to monster@klaq.com. (In short shorts, tight [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spanglish Lesson Of The Day-Highway [Audio]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Time for another lesson in the language of the border&#8230;Spanglish.  Today&#8217;s word is HIGHWAY.  You can listen to the lesson here: &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>Dancing Girl Vs Car-Who Ya Got? [Video]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Everybody loves to see a girl shake her thing on the dance floor, but how bout on the streets? Yes, well how bout on the streets as a car is fast approaching? Check out this video to find out what happens. Dancing In The Road Is Dangerous &#8211; Watch More Funny Videos]]></description>
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		<title>Spanglish Word Of The Day-Goldmine [Audio]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Time for another lesson in the language of the border&#8230;Spanglish.  Today&#8217;s word is GOLDMINE.  You can listen to the lesson here: &#160; &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>Your Smart Phone Is Getting Smarter-Mike Evans Hollywood Report 5/8/12</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Time for today&#8217;s Mike Evans Hollywood Report.  On today&#8217;s report Mike has a pop quiz involving President Obama and football. He talks about a famous game show host retiring, tiger woods and he lets us know how your smart phone is getting smarter. You can listen to the report here: &#160; &#160; &#160;]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/your-smart-phone-is-getting-smarter-mike-evans-hollywood-report-5812/</link>
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		<title>It&#039;s National Teacher&#039;s Day! Lets Celebrate With Some Van Halen [Video]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In case you didn&#8217;t know, today is National Teacher&#8217;s Day. So lets pay tribute to all the hot teachers out there by watching the video that gave me a warm feeling inside and that kind of explained why I couldn&#8217;t stop day dreaming about my english teacher. Of course I&#8217;m talking about Van Halen&#8217;s &#8220;Hot for Teacher.&#8221; Oh yeah by the way&#8230;if you know a teacher tell them that you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spanglish Word Of The Day-Pancho [Audio]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Time for another lesson in the language of the border&#8230;Spanglish. Today&#8217;s word is Pancho.  You can listen to the lesson here: &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>Kinky Friedman Talks Politics, Tequila With KLAQ Morning Show [AUDIO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Texas Legend, singer, song writer and author Kinky Friedman was on the KLAQ Morning show today to talk about his new tequila &#8220;Man In Black.&#8221;During the interview we asked Kinky what would be the best way to describe is tequila: &#8220;Its the best damn mexican mouthwash that you&#8217;ll ever taste.&#8221; &#160; Kinky ran for governor of Texas a couple of years ago so obviously we had to ask him if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drunk Red Sox Fan Vs Drunk Yankee Fan-Who Ya Got? [Video]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Check out this video in which a angry/drunk Boston Red Sox female fan gets into a shouting match with a female N.Y. Yankee fan at Yankee Stadium. I guess the Red Sox fan forgot that she wasn&#8217;t in Boston because the Yankee fan had the home field advantage. WARNING NOT SAFE FOR WORK LANGUAGE Red Sox Chick Gets Just Desserts &#8211; Watch More Funny Videos]]></description>
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		<title>Remembering Junior Seau-Mike Evans Hollywood Report 5/3/12 [Audio]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Time for another MIke Evans Hollywood Report.  Today Mike talks about the passing of Junior Seau, 2 new reality shows, sports shorts and he has a pop quiz that involves NHL hockey.   You can listen to the report here: &#160; &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>Comedian Ralphie May Talks About His New DVD On The KLAQ Morning Show [Audio/Video]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today, comedian Ralphie May was on the KLAQ Morning show to talk about his new comedy dvd &#8220;Too Big To Ignore.&#8221; (which was the 2nd highest rated special on comedy central) During the interview Ralphie talks about how his life has changed now that he has kids. &#8220;Having kids didn&#8217;t stop me from smoking weed, what stopped me was when my lungs gave out.&#8221; &#8220;I don&#8217;t travel every week.  I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/comedian-ralphie-may-talks-about-his-new-dvd-on-the-klaq-morning-show-audio/</link>
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		<title>Will The Olympics Lose Money? Mike Evans Hollywood Report 5/2/12</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Time for another installment of the Mike Evans Hollywood.  Today Mike has a pop quiz on an actor that can kick some ass. The weirdest nugget of the day, political news and why the olympics will lose money.  You can listen to the report here: &#160; &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>Ryan Seacrest Has Another Gig! Mike Evans Hollywood Report 5/1/12 [Audio]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Time for today&#8217;s installment of the Mike Evans Hollywood Report. Today Mike has a pop quiz for us, some love nuggets, news on Katy Perry and apparently Ryan Seacrest has ANOTHER job! You can listen to the report here: &#160; &#160;]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/ryan-seacrest-has-another-gig-mike-evans-hollywood-report-5112-audio/</link>
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		<title>Holy Tease Batman! It&#039;s The 2nd Full Dark Knight Rises Trailer [Video]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today is a glorious day for the movies gods have given us a gift today.  Warner Bros had released the 2nd full trailer for The Dark Knight Rises. In this latest and more that likely last trailer, we get a better look at what the plot of the movie is going to be.  If I could describe it in two words it would be &#8220;Bad Ass.&#8221; The movie comes out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spanglish Lesson Of The Day-Ice Mocha [Audio]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Time for another lesson in the language of the border&#8230;Spanglish.  Today&#8217;s word is Ice Mocha. You can listen to the lesson here: &#160; &#160;]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/spanglish-lesson-of-the-day-ice-mocha-audio/</link>
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		<title>Lindsay&#039;s A Wreck! Mike Evans Hollywood Report 4/30/12 [Audio]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Time for today&#8217;s installment of the Mike Evans Hollywood Report.  Today Mike tells us how Lindsay Lohan was a complete beeatch on the set of Glee and how she acted at the White House correspondents dinner. Mike also has a pop quiz involving George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Jack Nicholson. You can listen to the report here: &#160;]]></description>
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