I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
Win Ringside Seats To See WWE Live By Giving A Powerhouse Promo
KLAQ has your tickets to see the WWE Live here in El Paso! If you want to see your favorite Smackdown wrestlers on February 19th, become your favorite wrestler!
Nico Needs A Date Part 3- The Date Training
Nico is looking for a Valentine's Day date but had trouble matching with new women on his dating apps. We showed him what was wrong and even held a mock date.
Nico Needs A Date Part 2- The Makeover
Nico is looking for a Valentine's Day date but had trouble matching with new women on his dating app. Lisa and Joanna gave him a makeover and he looks awesome!
Which Morning Show Member Can Shoot A Bow And Arrow?
The Morning Show decided to have another "friendly" competition to see which morning show member could channel their inner Daryl Dixon and shoot various objects.
Texas Student Pranks Middle School And Hires Stripper To Perform
A Texas middle school student is in trouble after pranking his school by buying a stripper to perform during school hours.
PornHub Giving Premium Access To Women On Their Period
PornHub's female fanbase has been growing, and they want them to take care of themselves, even when they're surfing the crimson tide.
Scheduled Road Construction And Closures For This Week
The never-ending month of January is over, but February isn't bringing us any reprieve from road construction in the city. Find out if your commute is affected.
Philly Won’t Crisco Their Poles, Now PornHub Wants To Help
The city of Philadelphia says they won't be using Crisco to grease the poles in the city because it didn't work. Now adult site PornHub is ready to help.
Nico Needs A Date Part 1- The Dating App Intervention
Nico is looking for a Valentine's Day date but is having trouble matching with new women on his dating app. We looked at his profile and immediately knew why.
Dad Wants New Law Enacted After Son Died Looking For NM Treasure
A Colorado man tragically passed away while searching for an elusive New Mexico hidden treasure. Now his father wants to make sure it doesn't happen again.
Texas Family Writes Obituary In Newspaper For Their Pet Chicken
A College Station family paid tribute to Big Mama, their beloved pet chicken who died by putting an obituary in the local newspaper.
ZZ Top Coming To El Paso In April
That Little Ol' Band From Texas will be coming to the Sun City this spring! Find out when you can get your tickets.