I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
Woman Used Government Funds To Buy Custom Tuxedo For Pet Pug
Other than the using government funds part, I see no problems with this purchase. I'm more interested where she ordered the tux from.
Texas Clinic Offering Free Abortions To Hurricane Harvey Victims
There is outrage in a Texas community after a healthcare clinic started advertising free abortions to women affected by Hurricane Harvey.
Ohio Metalcore Miss May I At Tricky Falls Next Week
Don't miss out on seeing Miss May I next Tuesday at Tricky Falls! Find out how to get your tickets h and who else is on the bill here.
Against Me! Playing Tricky Falls Thursday Night
This Thursday, come down to Tricky Falls to check out Florida punk rockers Against Me!
EP Tattoo Artist Asked To Not Mention “Tattoo” During Career Day
An EP tattoo artist went to his kid's career day at school and was asked to say he was an artist only. But why would a legitimate career option not be highlighted?
Yappy Hour With The Humane Society Is Back This Saturday
Join the Humane Society of El Paso at Aceitunas on the westside of El Paso this Saturday for their fabulous fundraiser Yappy Hour!
Crafts and Creatures At Brew At The Zoo This November
This November, join the El Paso Zoological Society for the fourth annual Brew At The Zoo! And more hen just a beerfest, they've added food pairings too!
Thieves In New Mexico Steal Trailer With Dead Body Inside
Maybe when you steal a vehicle with a trailer, you should check to see what's in it before. Or maybe just not steal.
Ted Cruz’s Twitter Account Liked A Porn Video Late Last Night
So, does this mean the Texan is into Peeping Tom pornos? And is this a typical Monday night thing for him?
One Lingerie Company Mixes Beauty, Booty and Boobs Amazingly Well
This video blew my mind! From a real one size fits all piece of lingerie to a guy showing how a man should always be able to lift a woman, it's Facet Lingerie.
Toadies And Local H Playing Tricky Falls Next Week
Toadies and Local H are coming to Tricky Falls this week! Check out what days and how to still get tickets.
Total Divas Stars You Could See Here At Smackdown Live
There are many men and women who love watching Total Divas on E! and lucky for us some of the women may be right here in the Borderland.