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	<title>THE Q ROCKS &#187; Lisa Sanchez</title>
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		<title>One Of The Best Press Conferences For A Concert! Trespass America Tour [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Probably one of the best introductions to a press conference that I have seen in a very long time. Soldiers, guns, hooded terrorists covered in tattoos. My idea of a good day in Hollywood. The Tresass America Tour looks like it is going to kick som major ass! 5 dates in Texas and one in Phoenix. But none in El Paso of course. Oh well, who&#8217;s up or a road [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Theory Of A Deadman Asks New York: You Don&#039;t Know Me? [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The lead singer of Theory of a Deadman Tyler Connolly spent some time in New York at Times Square asking a simple question: Do you know me? The following responses he got were quite hilarious. I don&#8217;t really care who he is I just wanna dry hump him in the corner. But here&#8217;s the video below!]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/theory-of-a-deadman-asks-new-york-you-dont-know-me-video/</link>
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		<title>New Hollywood Video Collections Scam???</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You owe money to us! For videos you rented back in 2009. Umm, does anyone else out there smell some bullsh*t in the air? So today I got a letter in the mail from University Fidelity, LP who apparently is the company that took over for Hollywood Video when they went bankrupt. This company stated that I had an outstanding debt of $37.15 for 3 movies that I rented back [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/new-hollywood-video-collections-scam/</link>
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		<title>Check Out My Girl Carla Harvey of the Butcher Babies At The Golden Gods Awards Press Conference [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I met the Butcher Babies in Vegas for the 48 Hour Festival and got to head to the strip club with them! They party hard and they play some kick ass metal music. And now, you can check out their smoking hott singer Carla Harvey interviewing some Metal Gods at the Golden Gods Awards press conference in Los Angeles. Can&#8217;t wait to see Revolver&#8217;s Golden Gods Awards on April 11th!]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/check-out-my-girl-carla-harvey-of-the-butcher-babies-at-the-golden-gods-awards-press-conference-video/</link>
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		<title>Grammy Winners: My Top Picks [VIDEOS]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here are the Grammy winners from tonight that I think were the best of the best!]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/grammy-winners-my-top-picks-videos/</link>
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		<title>Whitney Houston Dead At Age 48</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It has just been reported by her publicist Kristen Foster that Whitney Houston has died. She was 48. In my opinion, another one bites the drug overdose dust. Too bad no one had her on their dead pool list though&#8230;.. If you want to read more click here.]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/whitney-houston-dead-at-age-48/</link>
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		<title>10 New Places To Have Sex [PHOTOS]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lets face it- sometimes you can get bored of the bedroom. The same place, the same positions, the same routine. Wanna change things up a bit? Here&#39;s a list of some new ways and places for you and your partner to get it on!]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/10-new-places-to-have-sex-photos/</link>
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		<title>Real Tattoos That Are Really Stupid Or Really Amazeballs??? You decide [PHOTOS]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I keep telling my friends I want to get a Harry Potter tattoo, and they&#8217;re replies usually range between,&#8221;How old are you?!&#8221; and &#8220;don&#8217;t tell anyone that if you ever want to get laid again.&#8221; But this post is to prove I am not the only loser out there that wants to represent my geekiness for life. Here is a compilation of real tattoos people got to show off [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/real-tattoos-that-are-really-stupid-or-really-amazeballs-you-decide-photos/</link>
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		<title>Artist Makes Life-Like Sculptures of Beavis And Butthead! [PHOTOS]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Demented in the mind and in the way they look! Beavis and Butthead have come to life.Special effects artist Kevin Kirpatrick created the 2 masterpieces for the &#8220;Conjoined 2&#8243; art show in Los Angeles. The artist has worked on such movies as &#8220;Suckerpunch&#8221; and &#8220;Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides&#8221; but this is some of the best work I have ever seen. The attention to detail is seen right [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/artist-makes-life-like-sculptures-of-beavis-and-butthead-photos/</link>
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		<title>Cleveland News Station Uses Hand Puppets To Recreate Court Case [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Herpes, Prostitutes, Las Vegas, and mob affiliations. All recreated with cute puppets! The Cleveland news station channel 19 Action News wasn&#8217;t allowed in the court room for the corruption trial of Jimmy Dimora, the former county commissioner. So instead, they reenacted the court trial using puppets. Now, this gives me a great idea. If we could reenact Maury this way, I would love to hear, &#8220;He is not the father!!!&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/cleveland-news-station-uses-hand-puppets-to-recreate-court-case/</link>
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		<title>Black Sabbath Originally Headliners For Coachella</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I would have MUCH Rather seen them as my Sunday finale band! Sources say that Sabbath was originally set to close the show Sunday evening butthe band pulled out right before the lineup was announced 2 days ago. The cancellation was due to Tony Iommi&#8217;s recent lymphoma diagnosis. So, in came The Black Keys in the final hour to go ahead and headline for Friday. Well, at least that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/black-sabbath-originally-headliners-for-coachella/</link>
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		<title>Coachella Line-Up Announced! [PICTURES]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[FINALLY!!!!!! I&#8217;ve been waiting for this since&#8230;.well, since the end of last year&#8217;s Coachella. And the line-up is finally announced! Plus, we&#8217;ve got information on when and where to buy the tickets!The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival is a concert like no other! The line-up, the camping, the activities, and things I can&#8217;t even mention on the website (mostly because of my involvement in &#8220;questionable&#8221; activites.) And the line-up [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/coachella-line-up-announced-pictures/</link>
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		<title>KISS Launching New Beer And Wines!!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Once again, KISS is proving that they will put their band name on just about anything and everything. But finally, it&#8217;s something I can finally see myself enjoying. Well, and the condoms of course. Safety first people!The drinks have such catchy names as Destroyer Beer and Zin Fire Wine, which makes them sound like they are made for super heroes rather than ordinary people. But, it makes me want to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/kiss-launching-new-beer-and-wines/</link>
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		<title>Pearl Jam Replaces Fan&#039;s Stolen Autographed Guitar</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This show how truly kick ass this band really is! From their Vitalogy non profit organization, charity concerts, and constant fighting with Ticketmaster over their fees, Pearl Jam continues to show that they are a band with hearts of gold. Not to mention they still kick ass after all these years. And now they are revisiting a good deed they did almost 2 decades ago. The story goes like this, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/pearl-jam-replaces-fans-stolen-autographed-guitar/</link>
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		<title>Is This The 2012 Coachella Lineup?! If Not, We Got Some Fer Sure Bands! [Pics]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Probably not. But for me, it&#8217;s the most wonderful time of the year! Coachella buzz starts getting bigger and louder, and all the &#8220;leaked&#8221; line-ups start coming out. We&#8217;ve got the &#8220;leaked&#8221; line-up AND 2 CONFIRMED BANDS!!!!!!! This is when my palms start getting all sweaty and I start getting antsy for my birthday because lucky for me, my birthday is always around that weekend. Which means free $7 Beers [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/is-this-the-2012-coachella-lineup-if-not-we-got-some-fer-sure-bands-pics/</link>
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		<title>A Christmas Favorite&#8230;&#8230;..It&#039;s A D*ck In A Box!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I thought my birthday present to little baby Jesus would be my favorite of the Christmas songs. Its the present I never get tired of unwrapping, and hopefully your ladies feel the same. Here&#8217;s D*ick In A Box by Adam Sandberg and Justin Timberlake. Enjoy!]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/a-christmas-favorite-its-a-dck-in-a-box/</link>
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		<title>Jonathan Davis &quot;[Dubstep] Is The New Metal, It&#039;s The New Everything.&quot;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not gonna lie, this new sound will be everywhere soon. Jonathan Davis has come out saying he believes that the new Dub Step evolution that is going down in music these days is going to be the future of metal music. I also agree that the newest music is going to be heavily influenced by these type of sound as well. If you want to read more about his [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/jonathan-davis-dubstep-is-the-new-metal-its-the-new-everything/</link>
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		<title>Girl Pays For College By Webcam Stripping [NSFW]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Finally! You can watch a girl get naked and spank it for a good cause! In a recession and jobless economy, how&#8217;s a girl supposed to afford her schooling? By stripping of course! Emma Green, a 25 year old who studied multi media design at Glamorgan University (it sounds like a university for transvestites and drag queens to be honest) could not find a job and decided gettin&#8217; naked was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/girl-pays-for-college-by-webcam-stripping/</link>
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		<title>How To Put Ham In Your Cocktail&#8230;[VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[These girls really know how to disgust and intrigue me all at the same time. After seeing their Chicken Nuggetini I knew I need the recipe for their Ham Daiquiri. Coming soon to my very own kitchen!]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/how-to-put-ham-in-your-cocktail-video/</link>
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		<title>Is This Football Or Hot Potato?!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Check out one of THE best last 2 seconds of a college football game. This is what a miracle play looks like people! Or a fabulous game of hot potato, you pick. If you wanna see more outrageous videos like this, check out this website.]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/is-this-football-or-hot-potato/</link>
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