Johnnie Walker

Dear Abby,

It's something that used to be just, "Look at the size of the rock her fiancee got her as an engagement ring!", and has now become, "Jesus! Look at the size of that plastic thing on her hand!"

I will admit right now, that I am fashion illiterate.

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There are a lot of new albums coming out this year, and I'm really excited for so much awesome new music! What albums are you looking forward to this year? Is you favorite band releasing something this year? Tell me about it!

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Who's got time for re-watching movies, anymore? What if you could get the basic idea of the movie in 60 seconds? Here's "The Matrix", without all that time spent watching people glare menacingly at each other before getting to the good stuff.

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So our ladies bathroom has been down since Friday, because the ladies in the building are doing strange things in there. We had a nasty leak in our hallway, a busted pipe, and lots of stink. And women say guys are disgusting. So, while the plumbers are trying to bring the ladies' room back from the dead, we're all having to share the men's. Please knock before you stumble into someone else's moaning stench.

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Before you pull a muscle or blow out a rotator cuff playing with Killer, the angry Pomeranian your wife made you get, see if you know any engineers who can help you with one of these bad boys. This will take all the ball-throwing off your plate, and replace it with drink-more-beer-while-the-machine-throws-the-ball-for-the-dog time.

And that, my friends, is a win for everyone.

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Forgot about Mariah Carey's crappy range...no one wants to listen to dolphin-singing, anyway. But this guy is even giving Rob Halford, Bruce Dickinson and Geoff Tate a run for their money! He doesn't look like much, but check out his amazing range, which he leads with phenomenal keyboard playing, as well. Enjoy!

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For a long time, people really didn't know who the woman was who played the Über-hot teacher in the Van Halen "Hot For Teacher" video. She dropped off the face of the earth, and people didn't know anything about her.

Who is this mysterious hottie?

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Okay, I will admit it now. I have actually watched movies like The Toxic Avenger, Nuke 'Em High, and others from the nut-jobs at Troma. They were huge in the 80's, with their ridiculously bad, insanely violent movies. The crazy thing about their latest work-in-progress, "Return to Nuke 'Em High" is that it looks exactly like the other movie from the 80's!

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So, while creeping on Facebook today, I saw some really cool stuff about rules to live by. One of them is just something posted, another was put up at the Men's Health website. Oddly, those are the "unwritten" rules to live by. But I found them written on their page. I'm still trying to decide if that's a deep, Zen-like philosophical statement, or just a headline the author didn't really think too hard on.

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Method Blank
Who are all the members of your band, and what do they play?

Mark - Bass
Jay - Vox
Eddie - Guitar/Vox
Heli - Drums

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I haven't seen the movie that's up for the Oscar, Searching for Sugar Man, but considering the title, I have to assume that it's a direct rip-off of my movie from many, many, many, many years ago with a similar title. No, for reallys, I made this movie so long ago, I didn't even remember it until about an hour ago.

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I'm a huge fan of photo and video apps for my iPhone. I have more of those than anything else on my phone. I had to split them up in folders so I didn't have them scattered around on so many screens.

One of my favorite apps is called 8MM, and I've been using it for quite a while now. It was pretty cool to see a link about this great app being used to help finish filming an Oscar-Nominated movie!

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