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Johnnie Walker

I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.

Trivium Gives Us the First Taste of the New CD – Due Out Soon [VIDEO]

Trivium hasn't released any new music since 2011's In Waves, which I thought was a pretty good, but different sounding album for them.  I like the first albums Ember to Inferno and Ascendancy, I loved The Crusade, didn't really listen to Shogun that much, but In Waves grabbed me.  There are some really good songs on there, "Dusk Dismantled", "Watch the World Burn", "Black" and "Built to Fall" are all fantastic songs.

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Sometimes, I can't believe it, myself.

I Work in the Most Disgusting Place You Could Imagine – Here’s Proof

You know those signs you see on everyday products that make you think, "Oh my God, someone actually did this to force them to place that warning on here!"  You never thought people could be THAT stupid, or disgusting, right?

Like the dog's medicine bottle that warns that, "it's dangerous to operate heavy machinery while taking this medication".  I will make sure Fido gives me his backhoe keys before taking his meds, thanks for the warning.

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Watch a Little Kid and Steve Vai Write Music Live on Stage at a Concert [VIDEO]

Steve Vai, besides being one of the most amazing musicians to ever walk the planet, also seems like a pretty nice guy.  His shows are amazing, the musicians he plays with are always high caliber, and he tries to do things so that everyone feels like they've gotten their money's worth at his show.

Recently, his trick has been to have the audience help him write music live on stage.

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Crank Up the New Avenged Sevenfold Song “Hail to the King” Live – First Performance [VIDEO]

The new song from A7X's new album just came out, and there's already a kick ass live performance of the song for us to crank up! The audio isn't the best, but you get to see the fantastic stage and pyro they're using on this next tour. Maybe you'll get to check them out soon, as they hit the road with the Deftones and Ghost B.C.!

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Man of Steel is Totally Bad-Ass – But Here’s a Much Better Ending for the Movie [VIDEO]

Man of Steel had been teased and year or something...before it came out. There was a huge chance for over-hype, and the movie to be as big a let-down as some people thought Iron Man 3 was. Fortunately for the franchise, it's an amazing movie!

My only question was, "How could they make a sequel to top that?"

A lot of people questioned all the death and destruction in the movie, saying it was very un-Superman-like.

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Spend the Night with Volbeat’s Full Show from France – It’s Better Than Watching Baseball [VIDEO]

Tonight you have a couple options for what to watch. You could sit around and watch the All-Star Game...yet another of the 8,000 plus games that happen every baseball season.

Or you could crank up the speakers and rock with Volbeat! Here's the entire set from Hellfest in France from a few weeks back. They even bring out Napalm Death's Barney Greenway for "Evelyn"! (Great song from Beyond Hell/Above Heaven)

Screw's Volbeat time! If I miss some breaks tonight on the air, you know what I'm watching.

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Volbeat Unleashes the New Video for “Lola Montez” Live from Rock Am Ring

Volbeat has become one of my favorite bands over the last couple years, with their cool sound, immense heaviness, and fantastic vocals.  They even have interesting guest musician choices on their albums. The new CD, Outlaw Gentlemen and Shady Ladies features Sarah Blackwood from Walk Off The Earth on a song called "Lonesome Rider", and the legend King Diamond sings on "Room 24".

Today, Volbeat has unleashed their new video, a live performance video for the song "Lola Montez". It kicks ass. Enjoy.

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Laugh Your Ass Off Watching This Woman Eat a Habanero – She Thinks It’s a Cute Cherry [VIDEO]

It's always fun to see people post videos where they completely get things wrong. This lady is trying to, I believe, show you how you can change your snacking habits away from candy. She wants to tout the value of fruits, which is good, so she picked up a variety of "cherries" to show us all the amazing amount of choices we have when it comes to fruit snacking.

Punch line: one of her "cute cherries" is a habanero. Hilarity ensues, and keeps getting better and better. Wait til she drinks some soda, it's awesome.

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Drawing Penises

Get Into the Newest Craze – Be Cool Before All Your Friends Find Out!

There's a new craze sweeping London. Commuters are reading the newspapers (or not), and then drawing the most creative artworks on the photos. This isn't Rembrandt, or Munch kind of stuff here, nothing you'll see in the Louvre, but they are very creative in how they draw on the photos.

They're also insanely NSFW.

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