I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
Johnnie Walker
Wrestler Hit By Falling Light at Madison Square Garden [VIDEO]
Did you ever have one of those days where it seemed everything was going wrong? Where everything in the universe seemed like it was out to get you?
Welcome to THIS GUY'S world. First of all, it seems he's getting beaten easily by the other wrestler. THEN he gets back in the circle for another round, and WHAM!
What Are the Last Three Albums You’ve Bought?
So, recently we talked about the first album you bought with your own money. Lots of cool albums you guys had picked up! That was very cool. So, I was thinking, "What about the most recent things you've bought?" So let's find out!
Here are the last five albums I bought, and they all happened to be on iTunes.
Let’s All Be Friends With Mantai Te’o – Send Us Your Pics With Him
Mantai really loves to be friends with people. He'll even go so far as to create friends and girlfriends! Let's all be friends with him. Share your photo of you Te'oing, and we'll build a nice photo gallery of us all hanging with him around the world. It'll be something nice he can flip through, after he's fake killed us all off.
Learn to Shred Like 30 Of The Best Guitarists – All In One Solo! [VIDEO]
Ever since I was a kid, I was fascinated with guitar playing. It looks cool, sounds cool, gets girls, and makes people money. What more could you want out of one activity? The only downside?
The years spent building the chops, alone in your room, missing out on all the fun. In hopes of getting all the girls, money, and fun later.
Introducing the Boob Apron – So You Can Look Like Someone Allergic to Parties! [VIDEO]
This hilarious video starts off with the best, and truest statement ever made:
"Let's face it. Boobs are the greatest thing ever."
Face it, ladies. Men are obsessed with them, and we always will be. When we compliment you on them, we ACTUALLY think we're saying something nice! We can't possibly understand how you could take it the wrong way. We wish we had something that awesome to be co
The World’s Fastest Guitar Player? He Goes For “Filght of the Bumblebee” at 999BPM! [VIDEO]
I've seen a few of these videos, and each one keep upping the tempos. This guy (Taylor Sterling) plays the song up to 999bpm (or bmp as his girlfriend wrote it on the board). Wait, if he has a girlfriend, how does he have time to practice enough to get this fast?
My favorite part of the video...the first two comments:
Does Anyone Date Anymore? Or Is It Just Hanging Out Or Hooking Up?
I saw this link on Facebook today, to a New York Times article about the demise of "courtship". The article raises a lot of interesting questions. Do people even try to "date", or just "hang out" by trying to include new girls/guys into their already planned activities...
Outrage – El Paso’s Best Local Rock Profile
Outrage
Who are all the members of your band, and what do they play?
ERIC - vocals,lead guitar
VIC - bass
KIKI - drums, vocals
What’s the First Album You Bought With Your Own Money?
I remember back in 1985, my parents taking me to Sound Warehouse to let me shop for some new music. I had saved some money so I could buy what I wanted and didn't have to try to coerce them into parting with any cash to help. It was the coolest feeling to be able to buy my own music, my drug of choice.
What album did I buy?
Hitler is a Little Angry About Rob Caggiano Leaving Anthrax [VIDEO]
It's been a while since I've actually watched one of these Hitler subtitle videos, and there were WAY too many for a while. But I like Anthrax, and got a good laugh with this one. Enjoy! It's a bit NSFW with the subtitles, so don't let your boss watch it over your shoulder.
Megadeth Is Hard At Work On Album Fourteen – Check Out Some Cool Footage From The Studio [VIDEO]
Megadeth is in the studio working on the follow-up to "Th1rt3en", and they're in Vic's Garage, which is Dave Mustaine's studio. They're working with the same producer (Johnny K) from the last CD, and they're well under way with the recording. Check out some cool video.
I can't wait!
Really Gutsy Guy Actually Uses The 100 Worst Pickup Lines Ever [VIDEO]
I will admit right now...I am terrible at meeting women. I'm absolute crap at talking to them. But I can honestly say I've never used any of these horrible pickup lines.
Okay, I can honestly say I've never used ALL of these pickup lines.