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Johnnie Walker

I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
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I Learned Some New Rules to Live By From Men’s Health!

So, while creeping on Facebook today, I saw some really cool stuff about rules to live by. One of them is just something posted, another was put up at the Men's Health website. Oddly, those are the "unwritten" rules to live by. But I found them written on their page. I'm still trying to decide if that's a deep, Zen-like philosophical statement, or just a headline the author didn't really think too hard on.

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Johnnie’s Not-Oscar-Nominated Short Film – Searching for Sugar, Man [VIDEO]

I haven't seen the movie that's up for the Oscar, Searching for Sugar Man, but considering the title, I have to assume that it's a direct rip-off of my movie from many, many, many, many years ago with a similar title. No, for reallys, I made this movie so long ago, I didn't even remember it until about an hour ago.

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8MM app
Searching for Sugar Man story on CNN Money

An Oscar-Nominated Movie Was Partially Shot With One of My Favorite Apps!

I'm a huge fan of photo and video apps for my iPhone. I have more of those than anything else on my phone. I had to split them up in folders so I didn't have them scattered around on so many screens.

One of my favorite apps is called 8MM, and I've been using it for quite a while now. It was pretty cool to see a link about this great app being used to help finish filming an Oscar-Nominated movie!

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You Think Your New Phone is Expensive? Check Out the Vertu TI Luxury Phone [VIDEO]

So, you've been thinking about that new, top-of-the-line mobile to impress your friends, but think the iPhone and Galaxy 900000000 crowd will still look down on you? Here's another option for you, if you're willing to part with $9,600 (starting price) for a Vertu phone. It's the shiznit, sort of.

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This Game Will Keep You Entertained For Hours! Okay, Maybe Minutes

Seriously, this is a game online that you can play at your desk. Okay, maybe not at your desk if you're in a cubicle where others can hear the game. Probably not at home where the wife or girlfriend can hear it, either.

So, maybe this is one of those games you hide from everyone, and play in the dark, under the covers, with a flashlight.

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Sad That Stone Sour Didn’t Come to El Paso? Watch One of Their Shows Here and Get Happy! [VIDEO]

I'm a little bummed that Stone Sour and Papa Roach didn't make it to El Paso on this tour, but I found this online to help ease the bum-ness. It's the complete show from Club Nokia in LA, Feburary 13th. It's a pro-shot concert, so no crappy shaky-cam from some dude who's only four feet tall, trying in vain to see the band over the shoulders of everyone else in front of him.

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Jonathon Montanez
CBS News Story

What’s the Name of the Franklin Player Who Fed Mitchell Marcus the Ball?

I been seeing this video pasted all over Facebook by hundreds, if not thousands, of people, celebrating this amazing story of Mitchell Marcus and the Coronado Thunderbirds. But one guy who doesn't seem to be getting as much attention as I think he should, is the Franklin senior, Jonathon Montañez, who fed Mitchell the ball.

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Anthrax Rips Out AC/DC’s “TNT” Live in Brisbane at the Soundwave Festival [VIDEO]

Anthrax have a cover disc they've recorded with some songs they really love, like Rush's "Anthem" (the title track) and more, including Journey and AC/DC. Click the link to listen to the whole CD, it's really good.

Saturday, the band was in Australia for the Soundwave Festival, and of course they had to crank out the AC/DC cover. How could they not? Check it out!

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