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I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
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Johnnie’s New Music Releases for April 2, 2013 [VIDEO]

Hey guys, it's time for some more new music releases tomorrow! There's a really good one coming, that I know a lot of people have been looking forward to, and then there are the ones like New Kids on the Block, that I don't think even that band cares about. I share with you some of the ones you might care about for tomorrow.

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Michael Jackson’s “Man in the Mirror” Metal Version – Just Released [VIDEO]

Okay, so maybe it's not really MJ's lost tapes or anything, it's musical mastermind Andy Rehfeldt again. He's done some amazing versions of songs, and I've posted him a few times here. He's a musical genius, the way he takes the vocals and builds new music around them!

Enjoy this while you can, you know how YouTube is, it might get pulled in the next few hours!

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If Your Spouse Gave You a Hall-Pass – Would You Take It?

So, I somehow got embroiled in a discussion about sex in long-term relationships. As one person (who shall remain nameless, but it was a chick) said, "After a few years, you kind of start wishing for a one-time hall pass. Hell, I'd settle for a half-pass at this point!" Some other friends have celebrity-passes, in case that thing-that-never-freaking-happens just does.

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Crazy Russian Dudes Illegally Climb the Great Pyramid and Take More Than Great Phoros!

So are the words "crazy russian" redundant? It seems like the only time you hear about Russians are when they're doing something wild or insane! Like these guys, who posted on their livejournal page some photos and the story of their illegal climbing in Egypt. Apparently, you can get three years in prison if you're caught climbing the pyramids.

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The Great Sword Fighting Peep Battle Has Begun Between KLAQ and KISS-FM [VIDEO]

Patty Campos, from our sister station KISS-FM, found something on Pinterest that said that Peeps will sword fight if you put toothpicks in them and stick them in the microwave. Of course, we couldn't let this go without trying it out.

It's me against Patty in the first Great Peep Battle. KLAQ's Blue Peep vs KISS-FM's Purple Peep. Who's going to win?

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Anthrax’ Scott Ian is Back With More Fangoria Blood and Guts – Fire and Explosions – How Do I Get His Job?

Season Two has begun of Fangoria's Blood and Guts with Scott Ian! The Anthrax guitar player began hosting episodes late last year, where he'd visit the shops of movie effects guys, and they'd kill and maim him in various ways. It's a fun show, and you get to see how these guys do the gory, crazy stuff from the movies.

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Check Out Another 45 Second Clip of Rob Zombie’s “Lords of Salem” Movie – I Can’t Wait!

Not only does Rob Zombie have a new CD coming out with one of the best titles of the year, Venemous Rat Regeneration Vendor, but he's also got another scary movie coming out! "The Lords of Salem" comes out April 19th, with the soundtrack a couple days before that. It stars Rob's wife Sheri Moon Zombie, of course, and she's got another crazy look for this film.

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The Band Lich King Has a Fantastic Offer For Dave Lombardo – Now That Dave is Out of Slayer

I'm surprised no one else has hit up Mr. Lombardo with something like this before now. This is a fantastic offer from "the world's premier unsigned western Massachusetts thrash-metal band" for Dave to join their band. They can pay him a fine salary for each gig, they have tasks already set for him, and can even get him a $20 Red Robin Gift Certificate!

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Can I Raise My Debt Limit, Too? Here’s a Funny Video That Explains Our Troubles [VIDEO]

A lot of people don't seem to get this whole "debt crisis" thing that's been talked about so much over the last few years. And while this is sort of political, it's not aimed at a party, so don't get your knickers in a twist. This is about all politicians, and the situation they've gotten us into. Enjoy!

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Kick-Ass 2 Hits Theaters in August – Get Your Ass Kicked With the Red-Band Trailer [VIDEO]

I loved Kick-Ass. It's funny, gritty, violent and a little girl spews profanity like Andrew Dice Clay. Somehow that makes her dialog even more hysterical. The sequel is coming this August, and I'm pumped for it! The main peeps are back, and are bringing Jim Carrey with them! Here's the trailer, and of course, it's the Red-Band version, and we wouldn't have it any other way.

Really NSFW. Really Really.

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