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Scathing Hipster-Hating ‘Hipster House’ Ad Placed On Craigslist
Someone in Baton Rouge, LA just escalated the war on Hipsters.
Disney Can Turn You Into A Stormtrooper Figurine This Spring
Did you forget to purchase something 'Star Wars' themed for yourself on May the 4th? Worry, you should not; just snag a plane ticket to Disney's Hollywood Studios in Florida for one of their 'Star Wars Weekends' this spring and have yourself turned into a Stormtrooper figurine...
Random Guy Gets Drunk, Declares Himself Eligible For NBA Draft, Gets Response
When most post-college guys get drunk, they make booty calls; others decide to file for the NBA Draft despite never having played college basketball. That's the case of one Hoboken, N.J. resident who graduated from the University of Miami in 2010...
Chelsey Novak — Babe of the Day
Chelsey Novak is a 20-year-old model from Miami. A pretty blonde, the youthful Novak is fairly new to promotional modeling, but she has done several swimsuit, lingerie and fitness shoots with photographers.
Novak has also done some very interesting bodypaint modeling, including allowing herself to be striped like a tiger while wearing only a thong. Tha...
Kacey Musgraves — Celeb Crush
Texas-born Kacey Musgravesis a 24-year-old country music artist whose first full-length recording, 'Same Trailer, Different Park,' just dropped in March. The album debuted at No.2 on the Billboard charts. Her first single 'Merry Go Round' hit radio last fall...
Meredith Parker — Babe of the Day
Meredith Parker is a 25-year-old model from Bath, Maine (which sounds like the cleanest place in the world). A 2010 Maxim Hometown Hotties finalist, Parker is an avowed Boston Red Sox fan and lifelong New Englander. She's done glamor, lingerie, swimsuit and promotional modeling...
MMA Fighter Has His Eye Accidentally Glued Shut During Match
As if MMA fighters don't have enough to worry about during a fight — fists, elbows, knees and roundhouse kicks from out of nowhere — add Super Glue to the list. During the recent WOCS 25 MMA card in Brazil, fighter Carlos Alberto Lobo had his eyed glued shut by his own corner...
Man Places Ridiculous Craigslist Ad Asking Woman To Have A Baby For Him
Craigslist.org is quite a handy site. In addition to finding a job or an apartment, readers can also find a man seeking a woman to have his child with no strings attached. That's right: an ad placed to the Washington, D.C. Craigslist seeks a woman who can give a man a child...
Christine Bullock — Babe of the Day
Christine Bullock is a 29-year-old fitness model, TV host and Pilates, dance and yoga instructor. A fitness expert, Bullock is featured in the May issue of "Men's Health," where she helps poor schlumps like you figure out how to date a woman like her (hint: you should like Pittsburgh sports teams).
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NFL Draft Hopeful Tharold Simon Arrested in His Hometown a Day Before ‘Tharold Simon Day’
NFL draft prospect Tharold Simon of LSU was already famous in his hometown of Eunice, La.; now he's also infamous. Simon, 22, was arrested in his hometown on Thursday night, one day before Eunice officials were to proclaim “Tharold Simon Day” in the city...
Rick Pitino Gets Louisville Tattoo, Keeps His Promise
Earlier this month, we mentioned that Louisville basketball head coach Rick Pitino promised his team prior to the NCAA tournament that he'd get a tattoo if they won the national championship. Well, Pitino kept his promise.
Rick Pitino said he’d get a tattoo if Louisville won the National Championship...
Jon Bon Jovi’s Son, Jesse Bongiovi, May Walk on to Notre Dame’s Football Team
In a development that's sure to launch a million bad 'Livin' On A Prayer' puns from members of the sports media, Jesse Bongiovi, the son of rock star Jon Bon Jovi, intends to walk on to the football team at Notre Dame this fall.
Expected to graduate from Poly Prep Country Day School in Brooklyn, N...