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European Woman Will Be First Adult Film Star In Space
Adult film star Coco Brown has a wild fantasy; a private Dutch company is making it a reality. Brown, 32, who has been in several adult movies with silly titles, will become the first adult film star in space in the spring of 2014 (unless there's a Super 8 of Buzz Aldrin out there that we don't know about)...
SMAAASH! — Hitchhiker Saves Crash Victim By Hitting Driver With Hatchet
Your day will likely never be as eventful as the afternoon had last week by Kai, a homeless hitchhiker in West Fresno, Calif. A large man gave Kai a ride on Friday. That's when the trouble started.
New York City Bartender Makes $96,000 A Year Slinging Drinks
Shred your useless college degree — or stop going to college altogether — and start hitting the liquor cabinet. It's sound advice. A New York City bartender said she made $96,000 last year while bartending at a luxury hotel. Sarah Speros claimed the starting wage at her hotel is $26 per hour, plus tips, insurance, holiday pay and overtime...
Fan Imitates NFL Touchdown Celebrations In Parody Video
Two weeks between NFL games is a long time to wait for football. The fan in the video below was clearly suffering from pigskin withdrawal during the hiatus between the AFC and NFC title games and Super Bowl XLVII. He set up a video camera in his backyard, recorded his imitations of NFL touchdown celebrations and posted the resulting clip to YouTube...
New England Man Wins Wing Bowl By Feasting On 287 Wings
Eating 24 dozen chicken wings before lunch seems impossible; watching someone else do it is remarkable. James 'The Bear' McDonald of Granby, Conn. won Wing Bowl 21, the annual Philadelphia-based chicken wing-eating contest, by chomping down 287 chicken wings in the Wells Fargo Center on Friday morning.
Drinking Games During Hockey Intermission Cause Fans To Get Sick
A minor league hockey team thought getting a few college students out on its ice for 'College Olympics' on Jan. 18 would make for memorable intermission entertainment. They were right…for all the wrong reasons.
Man’s Funeral Procession Stops At Fast Food Drive-Thru
A recently deceased Pennsylvania man went to a fast food restaurant so often that his daughter arranged for his funeral procession stopped by the drive-thru on the way to his burial. This is why you should be nice to your family: when you are dead, they're in charge...
Nikita Penalosa — Babe of the Day
Nikita Penalosa is a 20-year-old model from Santa Clarita, Calif. Penalosa is a social media-savvy glamor model. She maintains profiles on Twitter, Facebook and YouTube. She updates practically ever facet of her life, from text to pictures to video blogs and sends the info directly to her followers, or, as authorities might call them, stalkers...
White House Petitioned To Make Day After Super Bowl A National Holiday
The red-blooded Americans of 4for4.com Fantasy Football are true public servants. These dedicated football junkies hope fellow U.S. citizens will rally behind them and sign a petition at WhiteHouse.gov asking the Obama Administration to declare the Monday following Super Bowl Sunday a national holiday.
Lance Armstrong’s Books Labeled Fiction In Library Sign Prank
How bad are things for Lance Armstrong, the disgraced former cyclist who last week admitted to using banned substances while winning seven Tour de France titles? Library geeks are making fun of him.
Inauguration 2013 — Barack Obama Sworn In For Second Term As President
Barack Obama took the oath of office just before noon in Washington on Monday to begin his second term as president of the United States.
College Girls Show Team Spirit the Only Way They Know How — Putting Their Racks on Twitter
Female fans of several major college teams are showing their school pride on Twitter. And, by school pride, we mean their boobs — showcased in cleavage-baring, skin-tight college shirts in self-shot pictures posted to Twitter.