Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Whatever You Do, Don’t Put Your Tongue in a Venus Flytrap
In the annals of painful things you can do to yourself, this falls somewhere between watching The View and rooting for the Cleveland Browns.
Opening Beer With a Piece of Paper Is the Most Important Life Hack Ever
There are life hacks and then there are life saviors.
Confused Dudes Totally Miffed by Women’s Beauty Tools
If you're a true dude, odds are you can't tell an eyelash curler from the sport of curling.
Same Names With Different Spellings Are Messing With Our Minds
Steven or Stephen? Cathy or Kathy? Alan or Allen? These are just a handful of names that can be spelled differently.
Bartenders Give the Scoop on Watching Awful Tinder Dates
Much like cat videos on the internet, waiting for Kanye West's latest meltdown or watching TV on devices that are not actually TVs, online dating is a part of our world now.
Want This Monster 8,000-Calorie Breakfast? Sign a Waiver, First.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. And it could be the most gut-busting.
Giant Runaway Tire Mauls Unsuspecting Woman on Side of Road
Nothing good happens on the side of a highway. You can thank our friends in China for this important life lesson.
Watch a Knife Thrower Who Is Dangerously Terrible at Knife Throwing
If this guy is hoping to make it in show business, he'd better think about honing his craft before he's arrested for manslaughter.
7 Reasons We’re Psyched the Holiday Season Is Over
Christmas? Done. New Year's? Ancient history. You might be sad the season is over and life gets back to its normal ho-hum 9-5 routine, but it’s actually time to rejoice more than you did at the office holiday party and the New Year's bash you don't even remember.
Terrifyingly Monstrous Boat-Rocking Waves Are Absolutely…Hilarious?
If you're prone to seasickness, then be warned: you may want to take your Dramamine right about now.
6 Things No Self-Respecting Man Should Ever Do
You’re a man, right? Well, not all of us pound beers until the sun comes up and smoke cigars while killing bears with our bare hands before chowing down on a 96-ounce steak.
Little Kid Rave Is a WTF Event If Ever There Was One
If you've ever been to a rave and thought, "The 20-somethings here are just too old," well, have we got news for you.