Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Ticked-Off Motorist Pays $212 Speeding Ticket in Pennies
One man gave Abraham Lincoln a serious workout when it came time to pay off a speeding ticket.
Dog Driving BMW Has Taken Over New York City
This dog doesn't need to go out for a walk. A drive, on the other hand, is much more up his alley.
Worst Robber Ever Forced to Strip Naked by Woman Who Stopped Him
You know that dream where you show up to school naked? This is worse. So. Much. Worse.
Delicious Study Reveals Which State Loves Bacon the Most
North, south, east or west -- no state in the good ol' sky-high-cholesterol, sodium-consumin', grease-lovin' U.S. of A loves bacon more than this one.
Lame ‘Toss Your Salad’ Joke Makes Morning News Show Magical
A salad filled with lettuce, tomatoes and inappropriate sexual innuendo is on the menu.
Woman Who Guzzles Beer in One Second Is the Ultimate Party Animal
Are you really pounding beers if you can polish off the drink before you finish saying the word "pounding?"
Hookers Offer Free Sex to Men Who Donate to Hillary Clinton’s Campaign
It's democracy in action.
Famished Funny Guys Order Whopper With 718 Pickles
It's a cheeseburger with extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra pickles.
House at 69 Cock Lane Is for Sale for Interested Perverts Everywhere
Someone is testicle-ing the housing market.
Guy Starving for Attention Changes Name to ‘Bacon Double Cheeseburger’
Something about this guy's new name is not quite kosher.
World’s Crankiest Woman Turns 110 With the World’s Crankiest Interview
About the only person who's not excited that Flossie Dickey turned 110 is Flossie Dickey.
5-Foot-5 High Schooler Throws Down Dunk of the Century
This kid can really jump out of the gym.