My biography as haiku: calling sports not played poking fun without a point dang i like donuts
Duke Keith
Kugler, Miners Rue What Might Have Been in Loss to Texas Tech
UTEP RB Aaron Jones had 147 yards and the Miners held the ball for almost two-thirds of the game; but in the end, an explosive Texas Tech offense and solid defense left UTEP thinking about what might have been in its narrow 30-26 defeat.
Houston TV Station Scrolls “Tony Romo Still Gayest Player on Cowgirls”
It might be an accident. It might be on purpose. But it was definitely on TV for all to see. Houston's FOX26 news scrolled something very unfortunate underneath the video of their newscast in the wake of Michael Sam's signing with Dallas: "Tony Romo, still the gayest player on Cowgirls."
Corey Taylor Talks with Full Metal Jackie About Being Front Man for Slipknot
Blood, sweat, tears -- it's all worth it to be the hard-rocking voice of Slipknot for Corey Taylor. Even if it's literally blood, sweat and tears!
KLAQ’s Too-Soon Cartoon – Making Fun of Bad News Way Too Soon
What kind of trash could two fine, upstanding golfers like Jack Nicklaus and PGA Championship winner Rory McIlroy be talking? Whatever it is, rest assured it's Way Too Soon.
Tony Stewart Runs Over, Kills Competing Driver at New York Track [VIDEO]
WARNING: Graphic Video
NASCAR Sprint Cup star Tony Stewart ran over and killed 20-year-old driver Kevin Ward, Jr. Saturday night at a dirt track in upstate New York.
Watch Korean Driver Slam Into Reverse to Avoid Runaway Truck
A South Korean driver with a dash-cam showed some serious driving skills when confronted by a service truck with a crane that slipped its emergency brake on a hill.
Weird Al Yankovic’s New Video: Genius, Or Just Getting Crotchety?
I'll own it. I can be a bit of a grammar nazi. (Notice that reads "small-n" nazi, not "big-N" Nazi -- and already we have an example of the subtleties of language.)
However, comma, in comparison to Weird Al Yankovic, I am a teenager speed-texting her friend with a juicy piece of gossip while driving 20 miles over the speed limit to get to Forever 21 before the mall closes.
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Cast Your Vote: The New College Football Playoff Trophy Looks Like…?
College Football is getting its playoff. It's also replacing the old BCS crystal football with a new trophy. And it looks like...umm...
Vote for our top three in the poll below, then tell us what you think.
A Musical Salute to Germany’s Nose-Picking Head Coach, Jogi Loew
Germany takes on Argentina Sunday with the Fifa World Cup at stake. You couldn't pick two bigger teams. But German coach Joachim Loew could. He picks anything -- his team, his coaches' clothes, his nose...
Germany Gives World Cup Hosts a Brazilian, See Brazil Fans React
It was jaw-droppingly ugly. Unprecedented. Across the country, Brazil fans cheered their team on expecting that "six" would be the number of world titles they'd own, not the goal-differential. But watching Brazil lose, 7-1, to Germany was a nightmare they'll never forget. One look at their faces will tell you that.
Watch Argentina Fans Dance with Neymar’s Spine!
It's no secret -- soccer fans outside the United States take the game seriously. How serious? How about making fun of your biggest rival's star's broken back by dancing around with a human spine?!
Watch The All-American Rejects Do the StreetFest Slowdown
Quick -- what has fireworks, works of art, hot rods, hot chicks in dunking booths, face-painting, feats of strength AND The All-American Rejects, all in slow-motion? It's (at long last) the StreetFest Slowdown!