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My biography as haiku: calling sports not played poking fun without a point dang i like donuts
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Eagles WR Riley Cooper: “I Will…Fight Every N—– Here” [LINK]

Yeah, Riley Cooper said it. You won't believe it, but he said it. At a Kenny Chesney concert in his best sleeveless-with-a-collar (?!) plaid shirt, the Eagles wide receiver set himself on a tee for Commissioner Roger Goodell (and everyone else) to kick. Click the link below to see the uncensored video.

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That Will Do: Taking On Johnny Football, Big Papi & Panama Protection [VIDEO]

That Will Do takes a quick look at Johnny Manziel's UT frat party foray, David Ortiz telephone tirade and the Panama's protection -- or lack thereof -- for certain "parts" of its men's national soccer team in Gold Cup play...Let's just say you'd think they'd have used SOME kind of cup!

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PEDs: A Tribute to Biogenesis, A-Rod, Ryan Braun & A Major League Mess [VIDEO]

Ryan Braun is gone. A-Rod gets the next nod. Melky could be sulky. Biogenesis CEO Tony Bosch's testimony is pegging PED-enhanced baseball player after player across the country like pins on a map, and because Braun accepted the punishment, Bosch's word is now gold.

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Hamilton Not Coming, Floyd Not Budging, Press Not Buying: UTEP Fans Stuck in the Middle [LINK]

That sound you hear is the air coming out of the UTEP basketball program’s balloon.

The Miners probably wouldn’t tell us how many season tickets holders they gained because of Isaac Hamilton and the other golden children in UTEP’s Top-10 recruiting class even if they could; but it was probably sizable or head coach Tim Floyd would never have told the El Paso Times, “People have bought season tickets based on our having Isaac."

That certainly set off the national media. Click the link below to see my column on who loses most in this deal.

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Do Lisa and Fernie Look Alike? Hmmm…[VIDEO]

A NECK Line caller got us thinking when he said for awhile he thought Lisa was Fernie in drag. Hmmm...Fernie and Lisa have both said people think they're related when they're together in public, and Fernie has been in drag to represent KLAQ before. What do you think?

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Who Says “Anchorman” Isn’t Real? San Francisco TV Anchor Reads Fake Asiana Pilot Names On Air [VIDEO]

Television news is serious business. Really. In part, that's because it takes a huge team effort to do anything. A successful TV newscast has many moving parts that must work together, like San Francisco's KTVU noon news with this piece on the Asiana Airlines crash that will make your jaw drop. From the chyron guy who creates the obviously fake and highly objectionable graphic, to the producer who calls to put the graphic on air, to the anchor who mindlessly reads it word-for-word, this took teamwork!

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Now That’s Die-Hard: Cleveland Browns Fan Makes Unique Last Request [PHOTO]

More than a few El Paso front-runners could take a lesson or two from Scott Entsminger. You have to have a special kind of passion to follow the Cleveland Browns literally all your life -- and never be rewarded. So you'll excuse his last request if it seems a little harsh.

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Lotaburger in El Paso?! The Top Six Reasons This Is a Great Thing

You may have heard the rumors on the morning show. They're true. At one point in my life, I was a New Mexican.

Even with all the odd True Crime Report-worthy stories that come from there, even with the grief I take from my co-hosts, I still love the place.

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Street Fest Slowdown: Saluting El Paso’s Biggest Party. Did We Catch You? [VIDEO]

Hot chicks, hot rods, hot bands, hot food and cold beer...it's El Paso's Streetfest Slowdown 2013! We were out with the camera to catch the cool-weird-crazy-fun of Streetfest...in slow-motion!

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Street Fests We Have Known & Loved: Streetfest Slowdown 2012 [VIDEO]

Tonight's the night! We start Street Fest in earnest as Bush headlines on the Budweiser Main Stage tonight and Third Eye Blind tomorrow. But one of the coolest things about Street Fest is that there is so much else going on -- and we try to capture it  all with our Street Fest Slowdowns. Here's last year's!

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Raw Footage: Watch Aaron Hernandez Being Arrested by State Police [VIDEO]

Massachusetts State Police have arrested now former Patriots TE Aaron Hernandez as officials continue to investigate the death of semi-pro football player Odin Lloyd. Check out the raw footage from WCVB-TV, especially around two minutes in as police ring Hernandez's doorbell and knock for a minute before he answers.

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