Duke Keith
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Seth McFarlane’s Hilarious Oscar Intro Song: We Saw Your Boobs [VIDEO]
See this while you still can! Having done a parody song or two, you can appreciate a true artiste when you hear one. Buzz may not like "Family Guy", but you have to give it up to Oscars host Seth McFarlane, who made more than one actress uncomfortable with his hilarious intro, "We Saw Your Boobs". Brilliant.
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The Dumbest Thing I Didn’t Do in 2011 [PHOTO]
Yep, that's me in the booking photo. 'Cause I got booked. Dumbass. The story in the El Paso Times is true -- with one correction. The check I bounced wasn't last year, it was in 2011. That's right, two years of dumbassery.
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How the KLAQ Morning Show Puts the Oscar Pistorius Case Into Perspective [VIDEO]
Oscar Pistorius is free on bail after killing his girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp. Was it murder or a horrible accident? Crime is rampant in South Africa and many people there live in fear; but was it enough to make Pistorius fire almost blindly into his own bathroom? Answering these questions will take patience, tact, thoughtfulness...and a whole lot of other crap we just don't have time for.
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Do You Think It’s Safe to Go Back to Cd. Juarez? [POLL]
There is a new study we've been talking about on the Morning Show showing that, though the drug violence is nowhere near where it was two years ago, residents of Cd. Juárez still don't feel safe. So here's a question for those of us north of the border: Is it safe -- or safe enough -- to go back yet?
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The Walking Dead Harlem Shake [VIDEO]
What do you get when you combine one of America's favorite TV shows with the latest viral trend? You get Sheriff Rick Grimes of "The Walking Dead" doing the Harlem Shake...with a few of his friends.
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Two Things We Learn from Russian Meteor Crash: 1. Russians Have Lots of Cameras, 2. Hollywood’s Closer Than You Think! [VIDEO]
Check out this compilation of videos taken during the meteorite crash in Russia and you'll stare in wonder...at the number of dash-cams they have in Russia! Everybody has a camera -- mounted, hand-held, wherever -- and they're all just running! The other thing is, Hollywood's FX are closer to reality than you might think.
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That Will Do: Dickie V’s Wee, Kobe’s A-Twitter & Beckham’s Missing Ink [LINK]
Does Dickie V's commentary hold water? Will Kobe Bryant do as he says and not as he does? Is David Beckham the Geico Gecko and does he use a butt double?! These questions and more answered in this week's "That Will Do" with Duke Keith. Just follow the link below.
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Birds On Ice: Condor Gets Loose at Minor League Hockey Game [VIDEO]
Having done more than my share of minor league hockey play-by-play, I can appreciate a good call of the wackiness that happens when you combine chaos theory with not-well-thought-out marketing strategies and sporting events. This is called minor league sports. I've dealt with a team that changed its name to the Cow Pattys, seen a team play when it snowed through a hole in the El Paso County Coliseum roof and more. So I can appreciate the reaction of these announcers when faced with a large condor that decided it didn't want to be in a hockey rink. Imagine that!
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He Ain’t Your B!+@&, B!+@&: Ronson’s Upset with Our Housekeeping Again [VIDEO]
Yesterday our friends from Belle Sucre Bakery brought by some goodies for the KLAQ Morning Show. Being the giving people we are (don't everybody laugh all at once), we left it for everyone to enjoy. Ronson does NOT like this! The rant he posted yesterday kind of reminded us of the last time Ronson went off...
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UTEP Football; Kugler Signs 18, Local Stars Staying Home [VIDEO]
Sean Kugler might be a first-year head coach but he's no stranger to El Paso or the game of football. When he unveiled his first class of recruits on National Letter of Intent signing day, two kinds of athletes stood out -- local stars and hard-nosed players. Click the link for the full story and video on UTEP's first haul under Kugler.
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Down, Set, Haiku! Super Bowl XLVII’s Biggest Moments Set to Verse [PHOTO]
With so many amazing moments Super Bowl XLVII may well go down as one of the most memorable, if not controversial, championships of all time. What better way to memorialize it than to bust out some haiku? Well, okay, video of Jacoby Jones' kickoff return, Beyonce's halftime show or the Dorito's goat would be cool, too, but you get the point.
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There Was No Super Bowl Power Outage on Twitter [LINK]
Does it say something about us that when there's a 34-minute power outage at the Super Bowl we don't turn to CNN or ESPN to find out what's going on, we turn to Twitter and Facebook? Yeah, it says that's where the action is, and some of it is hilarious! Click the link below to see what people were saying and showing during the outage.