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Want to Hear Something Crazy? Locomotive FC Hosts a Playoff Game
Sebastián Velasquez scoring an 83rd minute game-winning penalty? A perfectly logical conclusion for Locomotive FC.
Everything before that?
Nuts.
How Big Is “Big Boy” the Locomotive? Manute and Mini-Me Can Help
As Roy D. Mercer asks, “Just how big an ol’ boy are you?”
BIG.
Like, 17 feet tall. That’s Manute Bol standing on top Manute Bol standing on top of Verne Troyer.
With NBC Sports Watching, Rhinos Show They’re El Paso Strong
A place that would bear the scars of racism’s dumb bludgeon became a bouquet of human expression. Next to the Hooters. That's El Paso. No emotional zoning laws.
UTEP vs. UTSA: Numbers Don’t Add Up to Anything But a Headache
But numbers don’t change, they just hang around like the one bulb in the copy room that’s been flickering for eight years.
Over 34,000? Post-Game Traffic? What’s Going On Here UTEP?
You come to a Miners game having slipped into your most comfortable jaundiced expectations and suddenly discover no one is wearing those anymore.
Injuries and Road Games: No Day at the Beach for Locomotive FC
The conditions at Toyota "Field" were far from ideal for a team that enjoys the part of the game where you roll the ball on the ground, which is to say "soccer"
Locomotive Digs Deep but Can’t Excavate Las Vegas Lights FC
As with all things Vegas, the house won. Or at least its storm cellar won, anyway.
Point Is, Locomotive FC Keeps Grinding Out Results
The phrase "It's a marathon, not a sprint," is grossly overused. But run 26 miles and see if you care who broke the tape at the finish line.
Locomotive vs. United: What Did We See on Mother’s Day?
What we saw was a game that was as close to a derby as two interstate freeways and a desert will let us have.
See a Sneak Peek of Fred Loya’s Christmas Light Shows (Yes, SHOWS!)
Fred Loya loves him some Christmas lights, and his hometown loves seeing them. This year, WE get to see 'em FIRST! (Thanks for the exclusive sneak peek!)
World Cup Fun: How to Sing Happy Birthday in GOOOOOL!
Sometimes the World Cup just sounds better en Español, especially goal calls – long enough to make an opera singer jealous. You could play a song from one online!
MountainStar’s Pitch: USL Soccer’s Return to El Paso Is A Winner
El Paso's heart for the game of soccer has always been there. After five years, it now has something for the eyes.