dkeith

DukeKeith

My biography as haiku:

calling sports not played

poking fun without a point

dang i like donuts

Schedule

The Morning Show
M-F 6:00 am - 10:00 am

Our Lead Story Tonight, A Little Girl Poops Her Pants [VIDEO]

Local TV news has given us lots of great moments (anybody remember "Snow-pocalypse" a few years back, when every station went live 24-7, driving local hysteria to the point where schools closed for what turned out to be a light dusting of snow?), but we have a new low when it comes to dirty journalism -- leading with a story about a little girl who pooped her pants.

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Petrino Tempted Karma with Bold, Bad Behavior [OPINION]

If, for some stupid reason, you ever start thinking you've grown too big for karma to reach her arms around you and your reputation, think again, long and hard, and remember the name Bobby Petrino.

Gee, Thanks James Cameron! You Gave Us “Titanic 3D”, We Give You “Emotional Titanic Flute” [VIDEO]

We've been talking about James Cameron's adventures quite a bit on the KLAQ Morning Show. So, in honor of the 3D re-release of the biggest blockbuster of its time, we proudly present Matt Mulholland's awesome Emotional Titanic Flute. It's our way of saying, Thank you, Mr. Cameron -- with Titanic 3D in theaters, we're sure your bank account will go on...

Guy Tries Out to Be Denver Broncos Cheerleader [VIDEO]

Sacha Heppell admits it -- he used to have a job standing on street corners as a business mascot. To make people notice him, he started dancing. Now he wants to be in the big-time. Broadway? Vegas? The cast of "Glee"? Nope. Denver Broncos cheerleader...Hey, a dream has to start somewhere.

Why People Hate Soccer, Exhibit A: Diving [VIDEO]

I love soccer. I'm ready, once again, to work with the El Paso Patriots during their season beginning in May. But it's safe to say not everyone likes the sport, here. Players diving to draw fouls is one big reason why -- watch Real Madrid's Pepe take a dive bad enough to get the announcers to laugh. He even kicks his own teammate who's trying to get him to stop!

Journey Through Film: “Don’t Stop Believin’” Performed By Movie Clips [VIDEO]

Someone very clever and with a lot of time on their hands sat down and found the lyrics for the Journey classic "Don't Stop Believin'" in different movies, then spliced it all together!

Bubba’s Big Win Means We Get to Bring Back “Golf Boys” [VIDEO]

Good ol' boy, Bubba Watson, is your 2012 Master's Champion, winning his first major in dramatic fashion over that South African guy with the ears who's name we won't even try to spell or pronounce. Everybody loves Bubba, in part because he's not the type to snap after making a bad shot and kick his clubs around the hallowed grounds of Augusta National. In fact, he's laid back enough to make ridiculous videos about golfing boy bands with his buddies, Ben Crane, Rickie Fowler and Hunter Mahan.

Reporter Dressed As Easter Bunny Ruins Easter for Kid [VIDEO]

You do a lot of interesting but weird things as a TV reporter. One station had a reporter dress as the Easter Bunny to entertain the kiddies on Easter morning...except this guy loses his head and may have scarred one youngster for life!

15-Year-Old Blind Piano Prodigy Hears Song Once, Plays Note-for-Note [VIDEO]

15-year-old Kuha'o is a piano prodigy. He can play any song, note-by-note, after hearing it only once. He's that good. Oh, and another small detail; he's been completely blind his whole life. Check him out while I play chopsticks for you on the Casio at BestBuy.

Buzz & the KLAQ Morning Show Share Their Easter Traditions with Fernie [VIDEO]

Whether you clobber your young children over their heads with eggshells filled with crap you'll have to brush out of their hair or hunt for platic eggs filled with melted chocolate and ants, everyone has their own Easter traditions. Buzz, Teresa, Monster and Duke all shared theirs with Fernie.

Horse Sense: These Race Horses Have It Made at Sunland Park [VIDEO]

Daddy Nose Best won the Grade III Sunland Derby last weekend and is on his way to the Kentucky Derby -- all of which brought to mind one of my personal favorite stories. Enjoy these horses, and don't think they don't know what's going on! Incredible animals.

Baseball Players Give Rain Delay Plenty of Action [VIDEO]

Ah, the pop of the glove, the "tink" of the bat...That's right, it's college baseball season, too! I generally prefer the college game over the pros in many sports; and while MLB has its own magic because of its tradition, college baseball can be a lot of fun. You'd never see whole teams of Major Leaguers doing stuff like Ole Miss and Southern Miss did during a rain delay...