My biography as haiku: calling sports not played poking fun without a point dang i like donuts
Duke Keith
The Sopranos: A College Baseball Player Takes a Pitch to the Junk [VIDEO]
Cal-State Fullerton's Austin Kingsolver almost had his last name changed to Eunuchsolver. In the top of the seventh inning, Arizona State pitcher Josh McAlister let a pitch get away from him and it hit Kingsolver in a VERY sensitive area!
Dad Videos Kid Crying Because He Wants to Be a Yankees Fan [VIDEO]
Mets or Yankees? You can pick one, but not both. Don't tell that to this four-year-old, though, because he wants to root for whoever's winning, even if that means switching teams in the middle of a game!
NBC Sports Tells Keyshawn Johnson to Come Get Justin Bieber at a Kings Game [VIDEO]
Why I Like Hockey, Reason No. 489: Even the announcers aren't afraid to call out the punks -- precocious teenage pop stars included!
Washington Farmer Feeding Pigs Marijuana – When Puns Fly!
Pigs may not be flying yet, but they're flying high in Washington, where one farmer has begun feeding his swine marijuana - prompting a punfest on Wednesday's Morning Show.
NASCAR Fan Videos Camera Cable Snap at Coca-Cola 600 [VIDEO]
NASCAR has had a few issues this year. Debris from crashes flying into the stands, drivers throwing down on each other in full public view, and now camera cables coming loose. Fortunately, NASCAR fans have been there to document them with video cameras!
Matrix Pigeon Just Misses Becoming Road Kill at Monaco [VIDEO]
Just call this bird Neo. Hanging out on the track at the Monaco Grand Prix like a sitting duck, this pigeon barely misses getting clipped by a hard-charging F1 race car. Roll the super slow-mo camera and we see just how amazing the bird's reflexes are. It never even touches the ground. Top that, Keanu!
Colored Me Bad: European Golf Chief Gets Racial to Explain Sergio Garcia Getting Racial [VIDEO]
So, George O'Grady, the head of the European golf tour, was on Britain's Sky Sports trying to explain how Sergio Garcia wasn't being racist in using racist terms when he used a racist term.
Crazy Moore Tornado Footage Taken from Storm Shelter [VIDEO]
We've seen lots of aerial and ground footage of the tornado that devastated Moore, OK. But have you ever wonder what a tornado looks like as it passes over you?
Me neither. But Charles Gafford III did, and he got to find out thanks to the opening he discovered in his storm shelter. Wait...OPENING?!
Serious Backspin: Goalie Saves Game-Winning Penalty Kick…Then Doesn’t [VIDEO]
With the South Carolina state championship on the line, Lexington High goalie Jacob Parton had to make a big save to keep his team alive. And he did! But then...he didn't. Check out the video to see how.
14-Year-Old Girl Shreds Van Halen’s “Eruption” [VIDEO]
James Hetfield, Mark Tremonti, Eddie Van Halen...meet Tina. She's just 14 and she's already covering Eddie's solo in "Eruption".
Toddler Scores Goal During Chelsea Post-Game Ceremony, Crowd Chants “Sign Him Up!” [VIDEO]
Last weekend after the final match of the season for English soccer giants Chelsea, the team held a post-game ceremony at midfield at Stamford Bridge. A toddler who was supposed to be in the ceremony broke away from the crowd with a ball, dribbled down the field, and kicked it in the goal. And the crowd went nuts for him. Then he turned around and raised his fists in the air, and everyone lost it.
Take Off, Eh: Canadian Woman Sings Worst National Anthem Ever [VIDEO]
Alexis Normand is Canadian, so the "Star-Spangled Banner" isn't her national anthem. But if you're not sure about the lyrics before you perform it at a major event, write them down. Beats MAKING THEM UP AS YOU GO!