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Duke Keith

My biography as haiku: calling sports not played poking fun without a point dang i like donuts
KLAQ Sports Director Duke Keith tackles the tough issues, like Dick Vitale's bladder, Kobe Bryant's Twitter account and David Beckham's underwear commercials.
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That Will Do: Dickie V’s Wee, Kobe’s A-Twitter & Beckham’s Missing Ink [LINK]

Does Dickie V's commentary hold water? Will Kobe Bryant do as he says and not as he does? Is David Beckham the Geico Gecko and does he use a butt double?! These questions and more answered in this week's "That Will Do" with Duke Keith. Just follow the link below.

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Birds On Ice: Condor Gets Loose at Minor League Hockey Game [VIDEO]

Having done more than my share of minor league hockey play-by-play, I can appreciate a good call of the wackiness that happens when you combine chaos theory with not-well-thought-out marketing strategies and sporting events. This is called minor league sports. I've dealt with a team that changed its name to the Cow Pattys, seen a team play when it snowed through a hole in the El Paso County Coliseum roof and more. So I can appreciate the reaction of these announcers when faced with a large condor that decided it didn't want to be in a hockey rink. Imagine that!

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He Ain’t Your B!+@&, B!+@&: Ronson’s Upset with Our Housekeeping Again [VIDEO]

Yesterday our friends from Belle Sucre Bakery brought by some goodies for the KLAQ Morning Show. Being the giving people we are (don't everybody laugh all at once), we left it for everyone to enjoy. Ronson does NOT like this! The rant he posted yesterday kind of reminded us of the last time Ronson went off...

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UTEP Football; Kugler Signs 18, Local Stars Staying Home [VIDEO]

Sean Kugler might be a first-year head coach but he's no stranger to El Paso or the game of football. When he unveiled his first class of recruits on National Letter of Intent signing day, two kinds of athletes stood out -- local stars and hard-nosed players. Click the link for the full story and video on UTEP's first haul under Kugler.

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Down, Set, Haiku! Super Bowl XLVII’s Biggest Moments Set to Verse [PHOTO]

With so many amazing moments Super Bowl XLVII may well go down as one of the most memorable, if not controversial, championships of all time. What better way to memorialize it than to bust out some haiku? Well, okay, video of Jacoby Jones' kickoff return, Beyonce's halftime show or the Dorito's goat would be cool, too, but you get the point.

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There Was No Super Bowl Power Outage on Twitter [LINK]

Does it say something about us that when there's a 34-minute power outage at the Super Bowl we don't turn to CNN or ESPN to find out what's going on, we turn to Twitter and Facebook? Yeah, it says that's where the action is, and some of it is hilarious! Click the link below to see what people were saying and showing during the outage.

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Is Volkswagen’s Super Bowl Ad Racist, Mon? [VIDEO/POLL]

We're not quite sure what Volkswagen is trying to tell us in this ad for the new Beetle that will run during the Super Bowl this Sunday. In it, white people speak like Jamaicans. Is the new Bug a happy-making machine? Is it haunted by Marley's Ghost? (Bob Marley, of course.) Or, does it have a secret compartment of pot that sparks up with the ignition and blows smoke through the vents? At any rate, the real question people are asking is...is this ad racist? Vote below!

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Haiku for You: Random Thoughts from a Hockey Trip [LINK]

It's nice to stretch my legs a bit after an all-night bus ride to Dallas as we get ready to bring you some Rhinos hockey for the first time this season on our sister station, 600 ESPN El Paso. That said, after a few minutes staring at my mall food, I felt the need to contribute. Check the link for some hockey trip haiku.

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Kid with Down Syndrome Hits Three-Pointers, Makes ESPN SportsCenter’s Top 10 [VIDEO]

This is just cool. Owen Groesser is a middle school student who has Down Syndrome. He made his school's basketball team, but hadn't seen any action at all until the final game. But when he got in? Boom goes the dynamite!

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Jimmy Fallon Salutes the Lance Armstrong Interview with a Song [VIDEO]

Betsy Andreu, the wife of former Lance Armstrong teammate Frankie Andreu, said they heard Lance admit to doping while talking to a doctor. Lance, in his kind and gentle way, not only testified under oath that he never said it, according to Betsy he also called her a crazy fat be-yotch. He admitted to Oprah that he called her a crazy be-yotch, but he NEVER called her fat! That would just be the worst, right? Jimmy Fallon thought so, too, and thought it would make a great country song...

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