Duke Keith
My biography as haiku:
calling sports not played
poking fun without a point
dang i like donuts
If Deadspin and the Lingerie Football League aren't pulling anyone's leg, there may be calls for some NFL front office jobs. Deadspin alleges and the LFL confirms that a handful of the NFL's replacement referees were thrown out of the LFL...because they weren't good enough!
The Lingerie League's commissioner, someb
Officially, two Hail Mary's were answered in NFL action this week. Unofficially, one was answered by a referee instead of by prayer, and should never have counted.
UTEP head coach Mike Price says he's "disappointed, frustrated, but not discouraged" after the Miners' 37-26 loss to Wisconsin in Madison, WI. The Miners are developing a reputation as a hard-hitting team going into Conference USA play.
Wisconsin may have taken care of business against UTEP, winning, 37-26; but the Miners did nothing to take away from their growing reputation as a physical team, including DB Richard Spencer's big hit on Badgers' Montee Ball that forced the all-America running back's first fumble ever.
During the KLAQ Morning Show yesterday, we had former newswoman-turned-attorney-turned-activist Stephanie Townsend Allala on talking about her views opposing the downtown ballpark.
Let's just say things got a little heated
The Morning Show had an excellent -- ahem -- discussion with former newswoman-turned-attorney-turned-activist Stephanie Townsend Allala this morning about building the downtown ballpark. As Ms. Allala was sitting in my chair, she decided to use my laptop to log in to her Facebook page...which she left open!
So, my dilemma was: leave it alone, or mess with it?
Short dilemma. OF COURSE YOU MESS WITH IT!
A 31-year-old farmhand in Florida was busted after witnesses saw him having sex with a miniature donkey. Eddie Murphy had no comment. But seriously, the farmhand told the cops he thinks it's fine and the state of Florida is, quote, "backwards people frown on zoophilia here." He was arrested and possibly gave one of the creepiest mugshots in recent memory.
The Lingerie Football League is becoming known for some big hits. That's Hits, okay? With an "H".
Kipper Gray of Kipp's Cheesesteaks in the Cortez Building (203 E. Mills) wants the new downtown baseball stadium and outlined exactly why at the "Play Ball, El Paso" rally to support MountainStar Sports.
The "Play Ball, El Paso" rally drew a few hundred El Pasoans to Cleveland Square downtown in front of City Hall in a show of support for the downtown baseball stadium project. MountainStar Sports spokesman Steffen Poessiger talked about the rally and the issues behind it.
The UTEP Miners dominated with big plays on both offense and defense to win their first game of the season, 41-28, over New Mexico State in the Battle of I-10.
These days, you never know what a singer has had done to their voice in a recording studio to make them sound better. But not for Halestorm's Lzzy Hale. To prove she's the real deal check out this live acoustic performance in Pittsburgh.