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My biography as haiku: calling sports not played poking fun without a point dang i like donuts
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Some NFL Replacement Refs Tossed Out…By the Lingerie Football League? [VIDEO]

If Deadspin and the Lingerie Football League aren't pulling anyone's leg, there may be calls for some NFL front office jobs. Deadspin alleges and the LFL confirms that a handful of the NFL's replacement referees were thrown out of the LFL...because they weren't good enough!

The Lingerie League's commissioner, someb

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Zebra Skinned: Refs Answer Seahawks Hail Mary, Seattle Beats Green Bay [OPINION]

Officially, two Hail Mary's were answered in NFL action this week. Unofficially, one was answered by a referee instead of by prayer, and should never have counted.

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Price Still Believes in Miners’ Strength Moving Into C-USA Season [VIDEO]

UTEP head coach Mike Price says he's "disappointed, frustrated, but not discouraged" after the Miners' 37-26 loss to Wisconsin in Madison, WI. The Miners are developing a reputation as a hard-hitting team going into Conference USA play.

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Big Hits Delivered: Miners Blast Ball, Stand Tall in Loss to Wisconsin [VIDEO]

Wisconsin may have taken care of business against UTEP, winning, 37-26; but the Miners did nothing to take away from their growing reputation as a physical team, including DB Richard Spencer's big hit on Badgers' Montee Ball that forced the all-America running back's first fumble ever.

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Should You Change Someone’s Facebook Profile Pic If They Leave It Open On Your Laptop? OF COURSE! [PHOTO]

The Morning Show had an excellent -- ahem -- discussion with former newswoman-turned-attorney-turned-activist Stephanie Townsend Allala this morning about building the downtown ballpark. As Ms. Allala was sitting in my chair, she decided to use my laptop to log in to her Facebook page...which she left open!

So, my dilemma was: leave it alone, or mess with it?

Short dilemma. OF COURSE YOU MESS WITH IT!

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Florida Farmhand Busted for Having Sex With Donkey, Says Florida “Backwards” for Banning It [PHOTO]

A 31-year-old farmhand in Florida was busted after witnesses saw him having sex with a miniature donkey. Eddie Murphy had no comment. But seriously, the farmhand told the cops he thinks it's fine and the state of Florida is, quote, "backwards people frown on zoophilia here." He was arrested and possibly gave one of the creepiest mugshots in recent memory.

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Play Ball: Downtown Restaurant Owner Passionate For New Ballpark [VIDEO]

Kipper Gray of Kipp's Cheesesteaks in the Cortez Building (203 E. Mills) wants the new downtown baseball stadium and outlined exactly why at the "Play Ball, El Paso" rally to support MountainStar Sports.

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Lzzy Hale and Halestorm Rock “Love Bites” in Live Acoustic Performance [VIDEO]

These days, you never know what a singer has had done to their voice in a recording studio to make them sound better. But not for Halestorm's Lzzy Hale. To prove she's the real deal check out this live acoustic performance in Pittsburgh.

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