My biography as haiku: calling sports not played poking fun without a point dang i like donuts
Duke Keith
Watch A British Comedian Attempt to Call a Baseball Game [VIDEO]
He ain't replacing Vin Scully any day soon, but British comedian Anthony Richardson calls a good game of baseball -- if you like your play-by-play to be randomly hilarious.
The Morning Show’s Musical Salute to Mayor-Elect Oscar Leeser [VIDEO]
Congratulations to El Paso's next mayor, Oscar Leeser. Buzz Adams and the KLAQ Morning Show did some deep, hard-hitting political analysis to come up with the reasons Leeser was elected, then set them to music.
Drunk Mets Fan vs. Wet Seat: Who Ya Got? [VIDEO]
So, it's a nice cool evening after the rains at the Mets' Citi Field. Clearly, one of the fans is enjoying himself sipping some suds with his buds while he stands...on the wet arm of a wet seat...
See Ya LeBron: A Musical Salute As King James Gets Whiff of Cleveland Failure [VIDEO]
So, Lebron James is the MVP, yet for the NBA Finals he goes almost-nothing-for-eleventy-hundred from the floor against the Spurs? Especially after his Miami Heat got a 36-point strafing by San Antonio in Game 3, "King James" needs to pick up his game, or his old Cleveland problem of disappearing in big moments will come back to haunt him.
They Believed They Could Fly: Watch Stranded Airline Passengers Do R. Kelly Sing-Along [VIDEO]
Fainting. Noses bloodied from the heat. No air conditioning. No water. No escape.
A scene from "Cool Hand Luke", maybe? Did Luke get thrown in the box again? No, just Allegiant Air Flight 592, Las Vegas to Phoenix. But just like Luke, the passengers on this airline prison didn't let their circumstances get them down. Instead, they sang...and used some NSFW language.
Watch LeBron James Blow Up Tiago Splitter’s Dunk Attempt [VIDEO]
You hear that? That's the sound of LeBron James ripping down the poster of Tiago Splitter dunking over him in Game 2 of the NBA Finals and stapling up one of his own.
How Much Has El Paso Grown? Watch a Time-Lapse Montage from 1984 to 2012
Anyone who has lived in El Paso for any length of time knows how the city has grown over the last 30 years. Google and Time Magazine show us, at least physically, just how much with an incredible time-lapse of satellite pictures taken of El Paso and Cd. Juárez from 1984 to last year.
What If Fred Savage’s Grandpa from “Princess Bride” Was Reading Him “Game of Thrones”? [VIDEO]
What if childhood star Fred Savage's bratty grandson in "The Princess Bride" was still a kid while "Grandpa" Peter Falk read him the Red Wedding scene from "Game of Thrones"?
What’s Next for Cohen Stadium? Here’s An Idea [OPINION]
It's time, El Paso. Time to seriously address two different sports questions that have the same answer.
We Scare Lisa With a Rubber Snake [VIDEO]
Lisa had been complaining that Buzz and Lauren hadn't been played a prank in they're ongoing prank war. So we played one on her!
Bieberball: What Was Justin Bieber Thinking at the Heat-Pacers Game? [VIDEO]
Look, down in that courtside seat with all that bling! Is it a pimp? Is it a rapper? No, it's Justin Bieber! Fresh from his Calabasas crib, the Biebs decided to take his talents to South Beach and take in Game 7 of the NBA's Eastern Conference Finals. Not that it was a particularly exciting game, but he sure looks bored. Just what is a teenager with that much gold jewelry thinking...?
How Bad a Free-Throw Shooter Is Dwight Howard? Got-Beat-By-A-Girl Bad [VIDEO]
Dwight Howard was challenged to a free-throw battle for charity by LA Times columnist T.J. Simers. Not between Howard and Simers, who’s in his 60’s. It was between Howard and Simers’ DAUGHTER, Kelly Nielsen, middle-aged housewife and mother of three.